Johno
224 posts
She paid the hush money you dolt
Tim Montgomerie 🇬🇧@montie
I'm just glad Thw Queen didn't see this day. It would have broken her heart.
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I taught my daughter about communism.
I had her set up a lemonade stand.
After 6 hours, she made $35.
Then I took $15 as her landlord, $5 for renting my table, and $10 for supplies.
When she complained I told her, "That's how communism works."
She replied, "No, Daddy, that's literally capitalism. Marx talks about this in his chapter on Surplus Value and Exploitation."
Which is why l've now decided to start homeschooling her.
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My husband of 30y has left himself signed into a tablet I use. I am presented daily with his phone search history which mostly comprises hard porn, chat rooms, OF. Often whilst he is on the opposite sofa to me of an evening. I don't think I can look him in the eye ever again.
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@lfcmike__ Not another triggered scouser, probably from London. What a 🔔
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@uncle_june Done final episode last night, starting again in a bit. Kevin Finnerty loop
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time for another rewatch of The Sopranos
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@mattletiss7 Reign it in Matt you absolute w⚓️
You turned on Carra just for your own ulterior motive against Sky and to save your own image
It was a huge mistake 7yrs ago which he has to live with. But the fact people still try and cancel him for it, says a lot about them as a person
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Be careful, Jamie gets very upset when you bring this up as apparently it upsets his family and then he’ll threaten you in a phone call to never mention it again 😊
WelBeast@WelBeast
Let us not forget that the man who’s trying to teach Myles Lewis-Skelly about manners and morals spat on a 14 year old and her father over a game of football.
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@SimonLester24 Thierry made him look average at best. Still bitter the little twat
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@RohanTHFC Bottle the league loooooool It’s January you absolute doughnut
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@BeckettUnite @Outfoxthemarket wont drop either. i was away Christmas and new year, still got a £550 pm bill for the period. Drag their feet when the price drops, quick to up it when it goes up. Exactly the same with petrol, corporate greed rules.
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Wholesale Gas has crashed to a new low. Just 149p per therm compared to 702p in August.
Ofgem say they’ll cut bills in April. What use is that to people who deserve a cut in bills now?
Cut bills now.
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Johno retweetledi
This is old data from Elon's jet, so it's ok to share.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Any account doxxing real-time location info of anyone will be suspended, as it is a physical safety violation. This includes posting links to sites with real-time location info. Posting locations someone traveled to on a slightly delayed basis isn’t a safety problem, so is ok.
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To be honest sitting in the dark drinking ALDI cognac, smoking endless fags and listening to Mozart is more or less exactly how I imagined I’d be spending late-middle-aged Saturday nights in my youth. This or dead.
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