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@sharonmufaro haa they're huge and good

@simbaable Hahaha, l have seen their burgers.

Ronyatsonaka here burger rekuThree Monkeys? I have heard things and several average reviews of this burger. Because the best burger I have eaten is the Chicken Inn Chicken Burger. And it cost me just $3.50. I actually had to 'overload' the Chicken burger and add several toppings, it was so good, slapped harder than these expensive gourmet burgers.

@iam_kingbee 😂😂😂😂

Jus 1 week usina kubuda paden unogona kurasika muHarare. Ok Avonlea is now Bhola?🤣

@iam_kingbee 😂😂😂😂

Mamwe majourney anongoda kuitwa wabuda muZimbabwe waenda kunyika dzisingadhure chikafu chineutano.😅

@dadamugs @memorynguwi exactly, i got a 80 something when he introduced it and today i got a 56 and the things it is saying i should change to are already there in the resumd so i think it still needs work

@memorynguwi I have used when you introduced it and i got 96% score. When you said you upgraded it, it was shocking to get to 56%. Is this for real

I am curious. What score did you get when you used the AI CV Reviewer here? thehumancapitalhub.com/ai-resume-revi…

@kynashmapurisa Jesu akati mugomo, musynagog mumba mako, just Pray! however i feel its a mentality yekuti i need to be here kuti Mwari vanatsonzwa kuti ndirikuvada even though the bible says Pray without seizing

Honestly, why do people go to places like mountains(mugomo) or musango to prayy?? Why can’t y’all do it mumba or somewhere pari more safe??

@shonapapi @Savheya_Happie yap lol kana wakamboona panotambwa nhodo pane mubhoga

@Savheya_Happie Mubhoga imbori Shona here

Where did Oriyano get 7M views in 10 months ? Are you sure these kids ain't buying views because kamubhoga was never a hit song even in Malawi 🇲🇼

@philllip_c @WaltJackman yako ine backflow seyangu iyo...you might need a plumber to check it out (so I've been told)

@WaltJackman Where I stay, water comes from Friday to Monday morning, I use $10 for those 3 days

To those who now have ZINWA prepaid meters, how much are you spending per month to comfortably sustain water usage for the whole month? 🤔🇿🇼

@Her_Nonymous_D @_munaishe verenga thread

My time working in banking changed how I think about money in relationships. One call in particular never left me. A man called in to close a joint account. It was straightforward. He answered the security questions, confirmed his request, and within minutes, the account was closed. Just another routine interaction. Less than 15 minutes later, my phone rang again. This time, it was a woman. Calm at first, but confused. Her card had just been declined, and she was trying to figure out why. Because of how the calls routed, I ended up speaking to both of them that day. I pulled up the account and had to tell her it had been closed. She paused. Then said, “What do you mean? That’s my account.” And that’s the moment it shifted. I explained, as gently as I could, that it was a joint account. Either party has the authority to close it. No extra permission needed. What I couldn’t tell her was the part that made it worse. He had already transferred…

@kellenah zvigure 😂😂 akamborova 100km futi

Hanzi I woke up craving a Surrey pie let’s run to Marondera. Maakupenga chete vanhu imimi🙆🏾‍♀️

@Savheya_Happie Creagh what...hooo

People who are building these houses in Carrick Creagh, Harare. Where Are you ROMPING?

@Wachewee @schucky94 😂😂

@schucky94 😂😂😂kwanzi Rimwe gore vakapinda Canada vasina VISA🙌🏾

Kana wakakurira muChurch inoparidzwa Jesu chete Thank God. Kwedu uko tanzwa nekuparidzirwa Founder. Akazodai akadai, avakufa akataura zvakati😂🙌🏾

@Wachewee Legaaacyyy woyeee

@kloudCoder @zimpricecheck @Techzim @techguyzim @WillarShoko finally!

Innbucks removes the $1/month subscription in favor of per transaction fees.

@bushbabyxrated @plotmhako mukoma murisei

Was supposed to be on the ExQ album pasong inonzi Chiri Mumari. Did the verse. Then mukoma wants to add Nisha to the song. Allegedly vanhu vekwaMutarisi vakati hatidi kuita song nechi-upcoming artist chenyu. Mukoma vakandibvisa. Only found out on release gaya

@iam_kingbee ko madhuriro arikuita mvura yacho 😂😂

After a week of no running water. Realising the battery was dead on this lil thing. Finding a cable that fits. Water immediately started coming out as soon as i plugged it in. So the whole system stops working when this thing's battery dies?🤣🙌🏾

@_munaishe @eajene @swoopappng agh 😂🙌

@eajene @swoopappng @simbaable 😭😭😭

This week, @SwoopAppNG, a food delivery app with super-app ambitions, announced a $7.3M seed round. It's expanding from Eswatini — where it claims to have become the country's largest e-commerce platform with 22k users (~2% of the country's population) — to Nigeria, Africa's most populous country with an estimated population of ~220M. The company's led by a 19-year-old Berkeley dropout and Thiel Fellow from Greenwich, Connecticut. And notably, all investors in the round are Silicon Valley-based — except South Africa's Base Capital. Swoop's strategy: low restaurant commissions (for now), flat 7% "handling fee," and letting riders keep 100% of delivery fees — forcing @Chowdeck and other incumbents to compete or lose their supply side. It's drawing premature comparisons to @WaveSenegal's disruption of mobile money in Francophone Africa and @OPay_NG's early blitzscaling across verticals before the pivot to payments. But perhaps the precedent to keep top of mind is Jumia Food — which exited food delivery in Nigeria & other markets, citing competitive dynamics that were "irrational" and expected to stay that way. "There will always be someone new coming into play." — @Jumia_Group CEO Francis Dufay (December 2023)

@Zyyon_ Gemini

Lol The prompt The output

@The_Mixologist_ Chop Chop Pomona

What’s a good place to have a drink on a Friday that doesn’t turn into dhindindi please

Wonderful being back in #Bulawayo for the Zimbabwe International Trade Fair @ZITF1 ! An incredible cross-industry showcase. @CanEmbZimbabwe here to promote Canadian businesses and advance 🇨🇦-🇿🇼 trade. Heureux d’être ici pour promouvoir coopération et commerce 🇨🇦🇿🇼🇧🇼. Let’s talk📈