The Art o' Englishness

This account is dedicated to preserving and promoting the culture of England (and sometimes the UK). You will have heard that England has no culture. No traditions, our history is evil, and ancestors singularly violent. We should rebuke that claim. This, friends, is England.

@thechosenberg My mate his last girlfriend through Bumble. Not the girl who matched with him, a friend of her friend, because the original girl couldn't decide if she liked the way he looked. The third girl did, she messaged him.. Relationship lasted a year.

Turns out letting women message first on dating apps is incredibly unprofitable

@tufpraise This is wrong. I'm pro-life but in these circumstances we kill the rapist and support the women however she wants to be supported. Pause her education. Therapy. Abortion if she chooses.

My classmate was raped on her way back home from university and got pregnant, but couldn’t get an abortion due to the laws. She had to drop out of university where she was studying medicine. Because of pregnancy and childbirth expenses, she couldn’t continue her studies, left college, started working at a coffee shop, lost the fun of her early twenties, and lost the chance to attend international medical conferences she once dreamt of… all just to give birth to a child she never wanted. People say, “What if the baby you abort grows up and cures cancer?” Okay — but what if the 19-year-old you deny an abortion to grows up and cures cancer? Now she can’t afford to get an education. Instead, she has to take care of a baby. What about her? An actual living human being??? “Abortion ends potential life”… So do property disputes, war, and genocide. You only seem to care about lives when women don’t give birth to them.

@zuess05 Cybersecurity.

Serious question. For the last 10 years, society told everyone "just learn to code" to escape the middle class. Now Claude writes the code. What exactly is the career advice for an 18-year-old right now?

@dian_arifiya A kebab?

Turkish pizza is no debatable, everyone will be addicted

@Variety Yes!

"Top Gun 3" is officially in the works at Paramount, with Tom Cruise set to return and Jerry Bruckheimer producing, as announced at #CinemaCon. variety.com/2026/film/news…

@JamesMelville This is such a weak argument. It's not even a good hypothesis. Of the people you disagree with how many of them buy a newspaper. And of that many how many go to protests or even post online about Muslim and further to that what are the specific things you think promote hate?

Where does all the hated come from? Just pop down to your local newsagents and buy some hated. Imagine if the Jewish community had tabloid headlines like this thrown at them on a regular basis. They would have every right to think it’s discriminatory. Yet headlines like this are regularly pumped out against Muslims. A negative narrative against the many Muslims in the UK who are hard working, law abiding citizens and get tarred by the same brush of grim headlines like this.

@_abochie DKO surely? Also.. SMH.. Settle down mate.

We have had some elite football attack in recent times. 🚨 BBC (Bale, Benzema and Cristiano Ronaldo) 🚨 MSN (Messi, Suarez and Neymar) 🚨 MFS ( Mane, Firminho and Salah) 🚨 SMH (Saka, Martinelli and Havertz) now we have, 🚨 KOD (Kane, Olise and Diaz)…

@HumansNoContext Chocolate causes 56% of the problems..

@Oli_RestoreWSM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“They won’t make it past 1%” - Nigel Farage 8 weeks ago.

@ShempMeister True. Casio Royal and Skyfall are peak. Spectre, NTtD, and then other one are not that good.

Like most of Craig's Bond films, it's glitter covered dog shit. Looks great, but it doesn't disguise a poor movie. Second time in a row where there's no chemistry between the leads, the villain is terrible and the ending is easily the most disliked in Bond film history.

@DefiantLs LinkedIn is the worst of the worst people trying to become influencers. Just slop. Corporate slop. Get on with your job.

And then the whole gym clapped

@lillai23 What I think is mad though, you pay tax, they pay someone else to work out you needed some money back to survive.. Just raise you tax threshold

Fun fact: I qualify for UC on a nurse‘s fulltime salary in London Maybe tough love the super wealthy & tax them more to pay the rest of us better wages

@WillColeshill @FindoutnowUK LFG!!

Restore Britain🇬🇧 is Polling THIRD in Wales! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🟢 Green - 22.9% 🌼 Plaid - 14.7% 🇬🇧 Restore - 13.2% 👈 ➡️ Reform - 12.9% 🌹 Labour - 12.8% 🌳 Tory - 9.9% 🔶 LibDem - 4.9% Restore🇬🇧 currently leads Reform & Labour by a narrow margin. @FindoutnowUK (15th-16th April) LINK ⬇️

For Restore Britain to score 9% in a national poll less than a month after our official registration is a historic achievement. Restore Britain is the fastest growing political party in British history. The people are waking up.

@GamewithDave I think it was called Commandos... Point, click, and kill thing.. With a demolition guy. It was awesome

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@bilalchoudhury5 @UnityNewsNet Like the way we tolerate mass Pakistani rape gangs? What a moron you are

@UnityNewsNet He's right, why should we tolerate far-right white nationalist nazis that hate people of colour?

Zack Polanski now implying that there is no room for people in Britain he would deem 'far-right'. So what is he going to do? Build Gulags?

@GriftReport All the sand people must go back.

Birmingham "locals" spit roast an "animal" on the side of the road ....did it go "woof woof" or did it go "meow meow" ?

@Artemisfornow What a fucking dumb bitch.

Labour MP Samantha Niblett is bringing sex toys into Parliament. While her South Derbyshire constituents have issues with housing, GP access, transport and low wages. I’m sure they are thrilled. She has a 4000 majority, I’d work on fixing that.

@MaddisonJordan Look at my tits!!

Why do women do this? Political post then attach a selfie. I mean I know why they do it but they need to stop

Huge news - Restore Britain has just hit a record 9% in a national poll. 9%. That is massive. Restore Britain is the fastest growing political party in British political history. I am more and more confident that we will win the next general election.