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@lfarrell97 @SkySportsPL Shut up you muggy clown

"THE GUNNERS HAVE GONE AND DONE IT!" Gabriel with a 96th-minute goal to complete the Arsenal comeback ✅

@SpursArmyTweets Well this didn’t age well did it?! #COYGS

‼️ Don’t forget about this Arsenal fan who helped himself to an “Eze #10” shirt! 🤣🤡 Sorry mate, he’s #thfc now.

@PatrickMr496698 @afcstuff You sound dumb AF

@afcstuff Raya should have focused on improving rather than switching to number one

🚨 Confirmed Arsenal squad number changes: David Raya — #22 ➡️ #1. ✅ Ethan Nwaneri — #53 ➡️ #22. ✅

@francescrook @MartinSLewis I’m Highgate. Highest band. I get 25% single person’s discount and it’s still too expensive. Praying they don’t scrap it despite the pitiful concession.

@MartinSLewis And a higher band, I live near Hampstead Garden Suburb and the Bishops Avenue, if we have a banded property tax it should protect the poor and get the rich to pay their share

Reports out that the govt hasn't ruled out ending the 25% single person council tax discount. Clearly this would be a painful hit for single adults and single parent families, but also 1) What about the similar reduction for Severe Medical Impairments? Someone with an SMI doesn't count for council tax purposes, so if as is common they live with another adult, there's an 25% reduction equivalent to the single person reduction. Surely they're not going to end the reduction for these vulnerable people too? 2) Substantial council tax changes shouldn't be done without a rebanding. Up to 400,000 homes are in the wrong band because we still rely in Eng & Scot on a stop-gap temporary valuation done in 1991 to dictate what bands people are in. If such a big change comes, surely there should be even more emphasis on ensuring that people are in the right band and not overpaying.

@UtdEIIis Shut up!

@strackers74 @paarsons Irony… ever heard of it?

This was my old man. Lost his life on the way to a West Ham game in the 80’s. He would’ve been so proud tonight. COYI⚒

@liamgallagher You should have belled me mate! We’re neighbours! 😜

Bumped into some old friends n foes excuse the Punjabi lastnight in the Wrestlers HIghgate North London England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 planet Earth what a zone LG x

Thanks Sonny Fodera for spending 4,543 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Caught Up (feat. Yasmeen). #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/39B7ChW…

@CrimeLdn Is this account run by a dyslexic 10 year old?!

This was the message that the member of the public sent to us about the snakes 🐍 in Finsbury park.. unfortunately there was no snakes Finsbury park or sounding areas..

@NewJournal *rain

Deja vu in Hampstead this afternoon as the heavy downpour of ran turns road into a river – less than two weeks after flash flooding See more: shorturl.at/gtQR6

@McHughSligo My deepest condolences 🕊

Our dear daughter Tara will leave our house for the final time in about an hour. She passed away peacefully on Saturday night. She is now free of a body that let her down over much of her 39 years, particularly since she lost her sight in 2018. But now she can see us all again

@piersmorgan Ironic really

This guy likes to abuse me on Instagram but prefers to do it quietly via DM, so I thought it only fair to share his abuse with nearly 8 million people on here. Enjoy your day, Sam. 👍

@WhitHealth @WhittHealthEnF @mattscandal I love you all... 20 years service for me. You guys are the heart of the hospital and have truly put yourselves on the frontline. You don’t get nearly enough credit. I’m in awe. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

A Friday shout out to our Portering, Domestic and Housekeeping and other support staff! They're celebrating another successful week (and payday!) with a healthy but delicious treat table for the team! We couldn't function without them! #HotelServices @WhittHealthEnF @mattscandal

@Montyridesagain @999London @YvetteHenson What are you talking about??

@999London @YvetteHenson Sounds like a tribal thing 🤔

Met Police say a woman — Kamila Ahmad, 22, of Robinhood Lane in Mitcham — has been charged with the murder of 19-year-old Tai Jordan O’Donnell (pictured). Tai was stabbed to death in #Croydon on Wednesday 3 March. The teenager was found with multiple knife wounds to his legs.

@WhitHealth @HornseyVale @LondonCrown Well some did, but not all clearly!

This week we were very lucky to receive delicious and nutritious meals from Kal's kitchen, thanks to the kind support of local residents who donated to @HornseyVale's fundraiser. Check out the 🎥 of the journey created by @LondonCrown gofundme.com/f/snacksnotcla… #SnacksNotClaps

Body found in Hampstead Heath pond camdennewjournal.com/article/body-f…

@RichyCraven Made my morning! Lovely anecdote! Merry Christmas x

@LondonFire Highgate

Four fire engines and around 25 firefighters have been called to a fire on North Hill in #Hornsey. More info to follow

@RuthEMarshall @Ldn_Ambulance 😞

@Ldn_Ambulance I have attempted suicide twice in the last year. I live alone, have been completely isolated for 8 months. On furlough the whole time and now I’m being made redundant at age 28, in the winter, in a pandemic and I’m solely financial responsible for myself. It’s too much to take.

Sadly, the number of suicide and attempted suicide incidents we attend are increasing. Our crews now attend an average of 37 suicides or attempted suicides per day, compared to 22 in 2019 and 17 five years ago. #Ambulance