John Simpson

🚨🚨 Matt’s Major Giveaway🚨🚨 We’re back with a Bang! For a chance to win these Open Prizes RT and follow. Winner announced on Monday. Good luck 💪🏻 @penfoldgolf Sunday bag used in practice 🎒 JL Shirt 👕 @twothumbgolf grip 👍🏻👍🏻 @theopen Yardage Book cover + goodies📚

@PeterFinchGolf @StewartGolf @TheOpen @SimpsonOnTwitt

Do you want my @StewartGolf trolley?? 👀 I’m giving this @theopen branded @stewartgolf trolley and it could be YOURS!! All you have to do is LIKE this post, FOLLOW both @peterfinchgolf and @stewartgolf and TAG a friend in the replies Do this before the winning putt at this year’s @theopen at Royal Birkdale and it could be making its way to you!! 😁 Good luck! 🍀

@Scalextric Scalextric

WIN the very first Spa 24H Winners BMW Twin Pack produced... No.1 of 1500 😲 All you have to do to enter is 1) Follow @scalextric 2) Reshare this post 3) Reply ‘scalextric’ Head over to our Facebook and Instagram pages for additional entries and don’t forget to share with your friends and family! Entries close on Sunday 12th July at 11:59 PM. This competition is not affiliated with X. Full T&Cs can be found on the Scalextric website.

@g__j Shame it took a human less than 30 secs🤣

I never thought analog meter reading would become the defining feature of human vs machine intelligence....

@g__j @OctopusEnergy I get asked the odd time by colleagues to help with reads. I have an old dial meter (somewhere in the shed) made by Metrovick in Trafford Park Manchester, big player of making meters back in the day. Think this one was from the 50’s. Never win tbh so it was a nice surprise.

@simmo438 @OctopusEnergy Haha! An actual pro won it! That’s wonderful. No worries re octopus - it’s a broad church - congratulations on the win!

And.... winner time! @simmo438 Wins on X... with Samrita on Insta Congratulations John :). and hundreds of plushies going to runners up.... Interestingly - 58% of the entries on X were correct, and 38% on Insta. There was a slight trend of increasingly correct answers towards the deadline as a few boffins posted helpful tips! Thank you all - this actually started off as a service fail where we'd got it wrong for a customer, and I thought it'd be interesting to share the challenge. We looked after that customer, of course - but this blew up and was great fun... thank you all 🐙❤️🎇

@OctopusEnergy @g__j Hi replying about the meter read competition. Have I won ???? Oh wow, Really sorry but I’ve tried everything to dm but can’t seem to find how to do it

@simmo438 @g__j @simmo438 would you send us a DM please... 👀

Can you get this meter reading right? All correct answers go into a random picker and the winner gets a year's free electricity (up to £1000). (One entry per person :) )

🎉 WIN A LUXURY NIGHT OUT IN MANCHESTER – WORTH £350 🎉 I’m giving one lucky winner: 🏨 A night in The Alan Hotel (£140 value) 🍽️ Dinner at Kaji – Japanese fire-cooking at its finest (£200 value) 📍 Both in central Manchester, a stone’s throw apart To enter: 👉 FOLLOW me @gordomanchester ❤️ LIKE this tweet 🔁 RETWEET this tweet (If you’re already following, just LIKE and RETWEET to enter.) 🗓️ Winner announced: 6pm on 31st July 📅 Prize valid Monday–Thursday 💥 £350 of serious Manchester indulgence. Get involved. #Manchester #Giveaway #Competition #GordoRecommends #KajiManchester #TheAlanHotel

🎉 WIN A LUXURY NIGHT OUT IN MANCHESTER – WORTH £350 🎉 I’m giving one lucky winner: 🏨 A night at The Alan Hotel (£140 value) 🍽️ Dinner at Kaji – Japanese fire-cooking at its finest (£200 value) 📍 Both in central Manchester, a stone’s throw apart To enter: 👉 FOLLOW me @gordomanchester ❤️ LIKE this tweet 🔁 RETWEET this tweet (If you’re already following, just LIKE and RETWEET to enter.) 🗓️ Winner announced: 6pm on 31st July 📅 Prize valid Monday–Thursday, must be used within 3 months 💥 £350 of serious Manchester indulgence. Get involved. #Manchester #Giveaway #Competition #GordoRecommends #KajiManchester #TheAlanHotel

@PintsO_Guinness OMG these guys are taking the p***

@HotSpotQuiz Any chance of this Dave? The House of Bamboo (Bonus Track) · Andy Williams

@HotSpotQuiz back doing the Easter Martin Doesn’tMatter @TheUrmston 🐇🐣🥚

@Scalextric Done

This is it—the grand finale! One lucky winner will take home the incredible Scalextric ARC PRO - Pro Platinum GT, worth £700! 🏎️🔥 With advanced features, cutting-edge technology, and everything you need for the ultimate racing experience, this is the crown jewel for Scalextric enthusiasts. All you have to do to enter is 1) Follow @scalextric 2) Reshare this post 3) Reply ‘done’ Head over to our Facebook and Instagram pages for additional entries and don’t forget to share with your friends and family! Entries close on 31st December at 11:59 PM. This competition is not affiliated with X. Full T&Cs can be found on the Scalextric website.

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Deansgate Chaos 💥🚦🚠🚗 From my pal @helenrambo , the consequences around the closure of Deansgate outside her apartment. @patkarney what happens when we have a Grenfell Tower disaster and the emergency services can't get through? How many charred corpses will it take ti get you to do something? RT like and follow if you believe I should start a campaign on this through @mcrconfidential

Deansgate Chaos 🚗💥 Deansgate, Manchester’s key artery for over 200 years, is now a one-way bottleneck with half its width given to barely-used cycle lanes (unless you’re a Deliveroo rider). Pat Karney, @patkarney I respect you, but this mess is on your watch. It took me 1 hour 10 mins just to get from Lloyd St to Princess Parkway — to start my journey home. Tourism won’t sustain this city forever. Commerce — Manchester’s true lifeblood — is suffering, with empty office space multiplying. Today I saw motorists fighting in the street. Total chaos. Sort it out before it’s too late. Today you are asking people not to drive into Manchester as you know with the Derby and other stuff going on, the city will be choked. Hopefully not to death. 💪if you agree with my sentiments, please like, RT this post and follow if you feel the council are wrong. 💪

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