Simon 🛫✈️🛬🏇

@Ravenismeee Good question !

I still don’t get the concept behind life. What exactly are we here for?

@TKsAudioRoom Can't beat this guy !

JIMI HENDRIX ARE YOU EXPERIENCED

@JSS779 Ready steady go !

Turn and burn please, captain ✈️

@mariana057 Toilet brushes

If you won a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought, what are you stuck with?

@airlinerslive These days I Think they should have a big cathedral on them

Do you think the new £5 notes should feature the Concorde? 👇

@SydneyLWatson Can't be that long !

Texan boyfriend just told me it's been 45 years since Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark was made. I am not okay.

@Ravenismeee That's correct

if someone tells you, "you're weird," what would you reply with ??

@Rainmaker1973 @MoundLore 1974

Based on the entirety of this photograph, what is your best estimation of the year it was taken?

@BexBookaholic Have a great day ! Happy birthday to your mum !

All dressed up and ready to celebrate my mum's 85th birthday ♥️

@MissAlly_01 That's brilliant 🤣🤣

At a pub quiz in Glasgow, the final question to win £1000 pounds is, "Take That's first Album had a four word title. The first two words were, 'Take That', what were the second two?" After a lengthy silence a wee Glesga man stands up & says, "Was it, ya bastard?"

@MissAlly_01 Got to give it the Glaswegian ... dead on man !

@vxylily There are loads of them .... but then you get bored of the stability and become reckless and mess it up

He doesn’t smoke He doesn’t drink He doesn’t Womanise He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??

@KeruboSk Relyon!

@ick_real Never got bored in my life even before phone There is always something entertaining out there

People who grew up without smartphones. What did you do when you were bored?!!!

@Thebiglade Me But I'm about to ditch it. Too many damn sales calls

Who can honestly say they've had the same phone number for the last five years??

@elonmusk @grok Seems fair, if a government regulatory agency think its OK then surely.... but wait the government is ... We're done for!

If it’s allowed in an R-rated movie, it’s allowed in @Grok Imagine

@TKsAudioRoom Great song and band !

THE POLICE I CAN’T STAND LOSING YOU

@clark_aviation When the UK had working planes, tanks and SHIPS

The RAF Transport Command 'shiny fleet' in its heyday, pure elegance and nostalgia.

@Rossmac212 So sorry Ross 💔

One year ago today I saw my mother take her final breath in front of me. I just managed to get there in time to tell her I love her and then she died in front of me. I think of her every day but today more than ever💔

@KeruboSk Brilliant. Quick thinking. And the cat didn't even get shouted at!

I slept over at a friend’s house and accidentally knocked over his mom’s super expensive glass vase while sneaking to the kitchen at night. It shattered everywhere. I just stood there in shock. My friend walked in, looked at the mess, and without saying anything grabbed a pillow and threw it at the wall knocking down a picture frame. Then he yelled, “THE CAT IS GOING CRAZY AGAIN.” His mom came running in and started blaming the cat while we cleaned everything up. That cat took the fall for us.