Simon Chainbers 🇺🇬

github if my university made it

Kubernetes was built to solve Google-scale problems. You have 47 users.

@DouglasLwangaUg @CentenaryBank wins this one, they charge customers for using there app, every button clicked is money deducted… I lost around 20k just from navigating there app, imagine… no transactions were made. Every button and page I explored, my money just kept decreasing 🚮🚮🚮

Which bank has the worst online services or Mobile Banking app? Tag them and run

I bank with Centenary bank. When logged in to their banking app, the balance is always hidden, clicking to see the balance costs you 600 shs. The way I always try not to accidentally click the see balance 😂. Centenary is the only financial service provider I know who charges customers for checking their account balance.

when you send 10 texts and she only replies to one

*message sent 8 hours ago* story posted 5 minutes ago:

Unpopular opinion : Side project teaches you more than any college or degree.

POV: When production broke and they are checking commit history ( the last one was mine). 😂

Realest shi an animated character has ever said

mf's one day before exams:

How it feels when AI can't solve your problem and you switch to documentation🤣🤣🤣

Hundreds of soldiers descended on our home in Magere last night. Most were dressed in SFC uniforms while others were in regular UPDF uniforms and others in plain clothes. Many of them were drunk. They came with ladders, ready to climb upstairs. They broke our doors and forced themselves into our house. Using hammers, they hit walls, window glasses, and doors. They put my wife on gunpoint, asking her to reveal my whereabouts. They stole money, numerous valuable documents, and all electronic gadgets. They took phones, laptops, chargers, our internet system, our CCTV system, speakers, and any electronic gadget they could lay their criminal hands on. They entered every part of our house, including the ceiling, and left so much destruction everywhere. They grabbed my wife's phone, forced her to sit down, and ordered her to remove her password. She refused. They strangled her and insulted her. They forcefully removed her blouse and took pictures! Speaking Runyakore, they asked why she would get married to a muganda, and why we would dare challenge Museveni. They beat up our askari and house maid. They ordered the askari to show them where the basement is, where I was hiding. These criminals asked where my children were! My wife was rushed to hospital where she remains admitted - dealing with all the physical and psychological trauma. Yet in all this, we remain firm in our belief that UGANDA WILL BE FREE.

me in 2011 instead of learning Javascript

"Vercel : Failed production deployment" "Vercel : Failed production deployment" "Vercel : Failed production deployment" "Vercel : Failed production deployment" "Vercel : Failed production deployment"

Normalize taking any job to pay bills till your dream job comes along. Pride doesn’t pay bills.

Time to use this Meme