simon dale

Oh do fuck off, you bible bashing dickhead.

@Israel Fuck off. That’s like Hitler saying happy Hanukkah to the Jews

He's cancelling Christmas. For the first time, a politician is *actually* trying to cancel Christmas. #womp #womp

Did you know that Islamic law prevents pregnant women from divorcing their husband's??? Oh, wait. My bad. I meant Missouri. Missouri law. Typo. It happens.

Lol

Given that she has said repeatedly that 'All coppers are bastards' that is hardly surprising.

My favorite part of the Bible is when God said, “Put scripture in your bio, hate your neighbor in the comments, and vote for policies that make the rich richer and the poor poorer.”

I'm getting the word.......

That is not what they said earlier today.

@BackroadGee_ @MickyBtoon @nogojiggy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Twat.

@MickyBtoon @nogojiggy Don't let United fans get to you, you're a better opponent than they could ever be to Barcelona.

In order to suffer an embarrassing defeat in the Champions League, you have to be in the Champions League. Certain clubs laughing this evening might want to let that sink in.

I think Bruce knows she can't tey her usual shit with streeting. He is good with the media and gets his points across well.

When I was at university a Nigerian on my engineering course told a joke about corruption I adapt it for the present: So a Pakistani engineer, a Nigerian engineer and an English lawyer go to visit each others country after graduating. Nigerian visits the Pakistani guy. Says "You did well for your self, expensive car, huge house you were a bit of a waster at university, how come you did so well for yourself?" Pakistani guy rubs his hands together and says "I went into the Civil Service, see that bridge over there... 20%" Few years later Pakistani guy visits the Nigerian guy. Says "Wow you are doing even better than me you have a fleet of cars, a mansion, security your own jet, your were an even bigger waster than me how come you are so rich" Nigerian guy rubs his hands together and says "I went into politics. See that bridge over there... 40%" Another year passes they both go back to England and visit the English guy. He has a lovely property and expensive car as well. They both say "You were the biggest slacker of all of us how come your are so rich?" English guy points and says "I stayed in Law, See that bridge over there?" Nigerian guy says "No"

*he

The judge had to cover his mouth twice during this and she was smiling at the lyrics.

@ColdHandsHeart @KevOwen5446 And a north Midlands thing as well

@KevOwen5446 Yup. Deffo a Northern thing.

Did anyone or anyone’s parents used to say ‘akkie’ instead of ‘dirty’ or ‘horrible’ when they was little ?

Yeah, the moment when USA’s reputation went down the toilet

@colder_sarcasm @Alexarmstrong That doesn't happen though, the ones held for a long time in police custody are extremely dangerous fundamentalists.

@Alexarmstrong Because they don't believe pensioners protesting should be held for 14 days under anti-terrorism laws? I thought you claimed to back pensioners Alex?

Why would the Green Party want potential terror suspects released from custody early?

Goals from Ajayi, Obi and Brown seal a spot in the semi-finals of the #FAYouthCup for our #MUAcademy U18s ✅

Pretty sad that a sex offender was your hero lmao

This is the main reason so many pubs are closing, nothing to do with labour.