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Nice way to end the year - finding out my medical-inspired psychological #horror 'The Mare' has ended up on @barnstormmedia Short List.
Next year I'm finding this guy a home and writing his sequel 😈
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Simon Laurence Doyle
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Simon Laurence Doyle
@simondoyle87
I write and occasionally doctor. Powered by caffeine and Simpsons GIFs. Personal opinions, blah blah blah.
England, United Kingdom Katılım Mart 2011
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@molsjames We generally listen to people able to punctuate correctly, though
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We wouldn’t listen to pilots who crash,,
Taxis that wreck,
Influencers only have. Voice because doctors failed.
Many Scientists are blind in 2026
Simon Maechling@simonmaechling
We trust pilots to fly us. We trust taxi drivers to drive us. We trust influencers selling detox recipes. But when scientists speak about vaccines, chemistry or pesticides, suddenly people reject expertise and think their internet search is equivalent to 20 years of research.
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@LMA959799 @HJB_News__ @drnjRichards Lord have mercy
Are you dumb, or are just just peddling the lie for a few bucks?
Either way, bad look
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@HJB_News__ @drnjRichards THE UK IS TRULY FUCKED !!
No action will be taken against this savage.
The entire judicial system in the UK is rotten to the core with corruption.
The law is not equal for everyone and enforcement is dependent ones political position, religious beliefs and/or ethnicity.
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@CTtheViking @HJB_News__ @Hawkesbay69 You know this is the US, right? In 2018?
Are you dumb or just so racist you're willing to lie about things?
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@HJB_News__ @Hawkesbay69 Illegal immigrants get free PlayStation 5s? What in the actual fk is wrong with people in the UK? You are digging your own graves letting endless illegals in and giving them free everything.
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@GeordieOllie @CTtheViking @HJB_News__ @Hawkesbay69 Are you purposefully lying or just really, really dim?
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@CTtheViking @HJB_News__ @Hawkesbay69 Free PS5. Free driving lesson. Free accomodation. Free and priority healthcare. Free Iphone 17. Free benefits. Free clothing. Free law support to help "racism".
List goes on and on.
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@PrimeEvilXP Obviously dead by daylight.
Is this a real question? The others are actually games with real mythos and stories.
This is a bluetick thing, right?
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@MrJamesMay Cats dying sucks. They are annoying ephemeral but mean so much.
Seems like they had a great life, which is a great thing, and a credit to you 🍻
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My mate Bouncer died yesterday. He’d lived with us for 13 years as a furry, purring, permanently migrating ornament.
I didn’t know I could feel such grief for a witless bag of bones who destroyed my favourite sofa and crapped in the shower tray.
Below is a picture taken on the day he selected me at the animal shelter.
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@martinkent77 @MrJamesMay AI fucking sucks, and using it to make someone feel better about an actual bereavement shcks
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@mxney0132 @GAYLOSTBOYS Always the faux Christians 😂
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@GAYLOSTBOYS So a completely normal tweet only mentally unwell freaks would care about? Got it
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@chaoticall9663 @GAYLOSTBOYS Your statistics are wrong and you are a terrible person 👋
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@BeigeFrequency It’s wasn’t Homelander acting like Trump.
He didn’t behave like Trump.
It was ripping on Trump voters.
They portrayed Homelander fans as mindless idiots.
The boys was essentially calling half the country retarded…
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I want one of you guys to articulate how homelander was a parody of trump and why you feel that way.
Jaeger Media@jaegermedia1
All politics aside I truly hope Anthony Starr gets a better role for his next gig, he’s an extremely talented actor. Until the show went full TDS and made him a parody of Trump he was absolutely killing it as Homelander. In the first season he was the best villain I’ve seen in years. His acting deserves better than the clown show that Kripke turned The Boys into.
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@Wheddsta There will always be belters
Also that was shoddy keeping
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Football is so obsessed with xG and analytics nowadays so players don’t attempt things like this.
That’s why we rarely see screamers any more.
Game has become so boring.
World Cup HQ@WorldCup26HQ
Your average goal in the 2014 World Cup:
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@SteveAttwood10 @justdavenow89 For the love of God, *their
If you're going to peddle racist shit, SPELL CORRECTLY AT THE LEAST
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@justdavenow89 80-90% of people don’t want terrorists and rapists in there towns.
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Gary Lineker, "I actually think that 80-90% of the country just want to get on with their lives, be friendly with their neighbours" "They don't look at people of different religions, skin colours, beliefs, traits, and think badly of them"
Who agrees with Gary True words to me
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@Humanlty1o1 Fuck off
I worked frontline during the pandemic.
Keep your bluetick bullshit to yourself
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Not saying no one died in 2020-2021, but how many people actually knew someone who died of Covid.
And without comorbidity.
Not many I think.
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Has any player ever won the player of the season without winning any trophy?
CentreGoals.@centregoals
🚨🚨| BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes is officially the Premier League Player of the Season. 🏆🇵🇹
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@MikeBoaks How many times can you smile politely?
Fortunately I'm English, so this wouldn't be an issue 😏
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might write a timeloop movie where the MC is stuck walking past the same person repeatedly down the supermarket isles
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an interesting and disturbing thing just happened where I discovered I have been widely misremembering something from 20years ago. Like I was super sure of it but have been super incorrect. Nothing is real. I feel like I'm living in a dystopian memory head fuck
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No-one does it like him.
Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️
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@simondoyle87 indeed! and very difficult to find a GIF for as it happens!
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@simondoyle87 your cat looks like it could do one of those 'one side of my face is a man, the other a woman' switch-turn comedy acts
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