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Me (Scorpio): wow Reggie u smell Marcus (Cancer): omg you can’t just say that he has ears!!!! and a HEART!!!!!

I hate Taylor swift but I love women loving things. Like truly I love when women just really fucking get around something. So you see my dichotomy

bullshit. more like the person doing your social media forgot to switch between their personal account and their work account

@fairiesirens Who is going to remix the stems

he should have done way more single white female shit like pierced his eyebrow with a stapler or something until felix was the last one standing! he can still kill him even! just have it end with him and the grave! that would have gone crazy!!!

saltburns the most 2015 tumblr movie ive ever seen like unless you were There you wont be able to clock it because they dont say pansexual

I need Patrick Bateman to give this guy a once over

@neurosisfan1991 Also why are we okay with giving $$ to for profit businesses and why is every single person involved so white

@neurosisfan1991 EXACTLY!! Holy shit stef it’s legit bamboozled me this entire time. So many better things to give $3m to like wtf. Let it get turned into apartments, give that kinda money to mutual aid, a true DIY punk scene doesn’t need a shitty venue anyway & we can pop up somewhere else?

donating to the tote owners’ pockets is kinda the least punk thing I can think of. WWTND (what would the Norwegians do?)

Deeply disappointed in Katy Perry’s politics. Someone I have long looked up to as a great political mind

@badnaomibad The biggest marker of wealth isn’t material things. It’s in the lack of accountability in anything one does.

-ing & the show is cancelled. My band members then say we can’t play shows anymore at all because now our name is associated with someone wildly violent & it wouldn’t be right. The band is over before it can begin & I wake up as i am loading out of the tiny bar VERY SAD

last night: setting - first show coming up this Sunday. My brother is our drummer & also wearing ice skates. He goes feral when I ask him to sound check, he refuses. He slashes members of the audience with the blades of his ice skates. Also cuts me on the arms.Everyone is bleed-

giving you all warning now that I’m going to start tweeting my dreams because I am being too annoying about it to people in my real life. I’m handing it over to the people’s platform instead

@Thirst_Responda worrying makes it self fulfilling

Starting to worry that i might be one of the stupider geniuses.

I really want everyone to elevate their Halloween costumes this year. No more low effort “sexy devils”. Bare minimum I want gory, I want Beezlebub, I want oozing black sludge from hell. Maybe in a bikini if u want

Scientists at Stanford University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ might have looked.

every time the baristas at Patricia say “we actually just do all our white coffees the same” when someone orders a flat white, somewhere a small bird falls from the sky :(

people finally cottoning onto taylor swift being corny like it hasn’t been embarrassing for me to watch everyone be a fan for YEARS!! I demand compensation!!!