Simon Jacklin

@gageykev Shame we can’t hold onto a lead KG, because that’s one of the best counters I’ve seen for a while.

Absolutely top class defending from Bindon here🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏 Instinctively getting behind the keeper to clear off the line! 👍

@cherrystreet71 @SheffieldUnited Legend, mate.

@gageykev @AlanBiggs1 @AVFCOfficial Jon Lundstram’s toe. Daft.

After the nonsense at @AVFCOfficial last night, the VAR idiots have taken it to new levels of farce… Palace player is offside BY HIS NOSE ! 🤷‍♂️😳🥴🤪 Get it in the bin asap 🚮

@Peston makes a cameo appearance on the @Number10cat show. Privileged.

@OllieHolt22 Never mind.

Twickenham, ahead of England-Ireland

@NoContextBrits Heartburn.

What word comes to mind when you see this?

@RealBobMortimer Stop it Bob.

⭐️⭐️⭐️ Hackney ⭐️⭐️ Fry ⭐️ Conway #boro

@Pott_Shrigley_ A very grand old bag. The stripes of Sheffield’s former heart. The spirit of which is sorely missed.

An old bag

@SimonBatesUK Good telly, innit.

My tv has just sniffed and thanked me profusely for binge watching ‘Small Prophets’. It also asked for a tissue

@PaulHeatonSolo Legend.

Today I walked the 5.8 miles to work. From Withington, through Moss Side & Hulme- the bit Sir 'Jim Rat' has never visited [& never will]. The Claremont pub is still serving, and the area's alright, if a little run down. The final shot is of 'Jim's World', of bribery & money.

@liamgallagher 🤣

There’s some serious uptight vibrations in North London this morning your 4 points clear and you’ve already won the league chill the fuck out you BUMBACLARTS

@Number10cat Handsome castard x

After 15 years I figured it was time to tell all...

@Hudsonweather Feels a lot longer ! #grimupnorth

How about this for a stat ! The last dry day at our weather stations in both Sheffield & Bingley was 10th January - that’s 32 consecutive days of rain !

@NoContextBrits Bin.

@tobyfoster Ah mate. I’m in Chap. I’ll show you the way to cook rice. So easy. As long as you talk my daughter out of more driving lessons.

I know this is the home of controversy, but I feel that I may be about to overstep the line. I've just used a rice cooker for the first time. It's rubbish.

@RealBobMortimer For once Bob, I disagree. As a Blade, we tinkled your ivories and for the last 15 minutes you were shaking like a worried goat in a whorehouse. Like a fingerprint on a forgotten handrail. Nah. You were better. Hope you get back to the promised land and beat Chelsea at least once

How do you choose... I'll go ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Hackney ⭐️⭐️ Malanda ⭐️ Mcgree #boro

@KTHopkins @Number10cat Are you off your tits ?

Dear @Number10cat Count your days you fluffy rodent. When I get into that place I am bringing my dog, Cunty McCat-Killer. The taxidermist wont even be able to make a muff cover out of what is left of you.

@Lilacs. Sheffield. Decent.

Thanks for Re-X’ing my tweet @Baddiel … made mine and Cookie’s night. She enjoyed Cat Man too.

@TheLilacsUk See you in Sheffield on Sat’day night. Can’t wait lads x

First leg of The 395 (To Forever) Tour ✅ Talk about setting the tone. Hull, Newcastle, Leeds and Barnsley have all been absolutely bonkers 🕺 Let us know in the comments if you came down to any 💜