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Simon Jacklin

@simonfosterj

Taking one day at a time.

Chapeltown, England Katılım Ekim 2015
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Simon Jacklin
Simon Jacklin@simonfosterj·
@gageykev Shame we can’t hold onto a lead KG, because that’s one of the best counters I’ve seen for a while.
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Kevin Gage ⚽️🎤🎶
After the nonsense at @AVFCOfficial last night, the VAR idiots have taken it to new levels of farce… Palace player is offside BY HIS NOSE ! 🤷‍♂️😳🥴🤪 Get it in the bin asap 🚮
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Oliver Holt@OllieHolt22·
Twickenham, ahead of England-Ireland
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No Context Brits
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
What word comes to mind when you see this?
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bob mortimer
bob mortimer@RealBobMortimer·
⭐️⭐️⭐️ Hackney ⭐️⭐️ Fry ⭐️ Conway #boro
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Simon Jacklin@simonfosterj·
@Pott_Shrigley_ A very grand old bag. The stripes of Sheffield’s former heart. The spirit of which is sorely missed.
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Simon Bates
Simon Bates@SimonBatesUK·
My tv has just sniffed and thanked me profusely for binge watching ‘Small Prophets’. It also asked for a tissue
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Paul Heaton
Paul Heaton@PaulHeatonSolo·
Today I walked the 5.8 miles to work. From Withington, through Moss Side & Hulme- the bit Sir 'Jim Rat' has never visited [& never will]. The Claremont pub is still serving, and the area's alright, if a little run down. The final shot is of 'Jim's World', of bribery & money.
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Liam Gallagher
Liam Gallagher@liamgallagher·
There’s some serious uptight vibrations in North London this morning your 4 points clear and you’ve already won the league chill the fuck out you BUMBACLARTS
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Paul Hudson
Paul Hudson@Hudsonweather·
How about this for a stat ! The last dry day at our weather stations in both Sheffield & Bingley was 10th January - that’s 32 consecutive days of rain !
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Simon Jacklin
Simon Jacklin@simonfosterj·
@tobyfoster Ah mate. I’m in Chap. I’ll show you the way to cook rice. So easy. As long as you talk my daughter out of more driving lessons.
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Toby Foster
Toby Foster@tobyfoster·
I know this is the home of controversy, but I feel that I may be about to overstep the line. I've just used a rice cooker for the first time. It's rubbish.
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Simon Jacklin@simonfosterj·
@RealBobMortimer For once Bob, I disagree. As a Blade, we tinkled your ivories and for the last 15 minutes you were shaking like a worried goat in a whorehouse. Like a fingerprint on a forgotten handrail. Nah. You were better. Hope you get back to the promised land and beat Chelsea at least once
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bob mortimer
bob mortimer@RealBobMortimer·
How do you choose... I'll go ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Hackney ⭐️⭐️ Malanda ⭐️ Mcgree #boro
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Katie Hopkins
Katie Hopkins@KTHopkins·
Dear @Number10cat Count your days you fluffy rodent. When I get into that place I am bringing my dog, Cunty McCat-Killer. The taxidermist wont even be able to make a muff cover out of what is left of you.
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Simon Jacklin@simonfosterj·
Thanks for Re-X’ing my tweet @Baddiel … made mine and Cookie’s night. She enjoyed Cat Man too.
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The Lilacs
The Lilacs@TheLilacsUk·
First leg of The 395 (To Forever) Tour ✅ Talk about setting the tone. Hull, Newcastle, Leeds and Barnsley have all been absolutely bonkers 🕺 Let us know in the comments if you came down to any 💜
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