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@RJCity1 @its_mr_scott But we also know how wrestling “retirements” usually go.

@its_mr_scott Was I not clear?

It's been months. Something tells me @RJCity1 really is done with Hey. youtu.be/Lr6WGirLZtw?si…

@emhoneyreads I assumed “by topic” was the right answer. You know, like a library or a bookstore. Can’t imagine thinking there’s a better way to do it.

Have I lost my mind, because mine is arranged by author…

@NatalieKorach @daveweigel If anyone wants to know what to get me for my birthday, it’s a pizza, a 6-pack and an evening of Seven Samurai with that guy 🙏

No one is doing it like the Boston Globe social media team

@TheNYRA @ABRLive Are you giving away free beer today??

It’s going to be a big day at The Big A and we’re just getting started!

@knicks_tape99 @KaoticLeftist Not if 1.6% is the predicted probability that everyone boycotts and the US wins by default.

About 1.6% too high

@washghost1 Well yeah, anyone with an older brother knows that whenever any shit went down, he’d immediately point a finger and yell, “HE did it!!”

I mean I am the second born and the only one to sit in a cell

@thedaywar90 @mabian Newsflash, we’re not theocracy.

Democrat Mikie Sherrill just REFUSED to swear in as New Jersey Governor on the Bible… Instead, she chose a copy of the state constitution. Unreal.

@JamesSurowiecki @Kathy5739818110 It is ridiculous, but have you seen the room? Extremely low bar.

Karoline Leavitt has said many ridiculous things since she became press secretary, but "Donald Trump is always the most well-read person in the room" is unquestionably the most ridiculous.

@aidnmclaughlin You think Bari Weiss cares about how big the audience is if they’re not being spoon fed the shit she’s pushing?

What's so confounding about the attempt to meddle with/potentially gut 60 Minutes is it's arguably the one thing that's working. 10-12 million people tune into every episode. It's the most watched primetime broadcast in America. Why destroy that audience?

@hayasaka_aryan Of course they will. It’s going to keep swinging back and forth like it has been because people find out that no matter who they vote for, it doesn’t fix their problems, so it’s an endless cycle of “let’s try the other guys”

Republicans are not winning an election ever again lmao

@implausibleblog @mabian Pretty soon he’s just gonna be like, “Epstein who?”

Journalist, "Is the public going to know the identity of the men who abused the girls in the Epstein files?" Todd Blanche, acting Attorney General, "What does that mean? I don't understand what that means" Journalist, "The men who abused the young girls through Epstein's" Todd Blanche, "If we had information on men abusing women we would prosecute them" "I don't know that there are men out there that abused these women"

@HealthAMental @JackilynMoore @LinkofSunshine Perhaps, but that’s not what that chart is saying. But I see many instances where the democrats always have rotating villains like Cuellar and Gottheimer to make sure republicans always get what they want, while I never see instances of republicans defecting to enact dem policy

@simonsez40 @JackilynMoore @LinkofSunshine By 2005 the two parties had ceased overlapping ideologically in Congress so the most right wing D was to the left of the most left wing R. Even hyper-moderate Olympia Snowe voted against the ACA. pewresearch.org/short-reads/20…

Dems had a trifecta for like 41 days and immediately gave tens of millions of Americans healthcare

@JackilynMoore @LinkofSunshine Why do people accept that a North Dakota democrat is going to vote like a republican, but nobody ever assumes a NY or California republican is ever going to vote like a democrat?

@LinkofSunshine i wish people would post the map that came with that majority, you get 2 North Dakota dems, 2 Wv dems, a Lousiana dem, and 2 Arkansas dems. Like these won't bring you medicare for all, and funniest thing is the worst "dem" was from Connecticut

So is somebody going to be letting us know what big bets on the market come in 5 minutes before Trump’s speech?

@JamieMetzl What are these supposed “extremist” views that have you shitting your pants 2 1/2 years out?

I am a Democrat. I would never support AOC for president. It would be suicidal for the Democratic Party to choose a far left extremist as our candidate.

It’s April 1st, and so many fake posts today that people are mistaking for news. Just like every other day.

@billmaher When you spout complete lies, you’re supposed to preface it with, “People are saying… “. Haven’t you f’ing learned anything the past 10 years?

Every war Israel has fought is a war of defense. In every war, they were attacked first.

@mnolangray @lpcs43c “Let’s get rid of our most passionate customers” doesn’t sound like real life.

An underrated addendum to the Bowling Alone story is that North America's largest bowling operator (Bowlero) is a publicly traded company whose business model involves buying local alleys, shutting down the leagues, and trying to attract casual, higher paying, one-off players.

@washghost1 @supertrucker Because non-union workers get better deals? Jfc 🙄

@supertrucker This is why I tell people to be wary of unions. I hope he’s doing good now

I don’t blame him at all. If I worked at a place for 30 years and they told me my pension was gone, I’d be just as mad

@allenanalysis @mabian Her feelings don’t care about your facts.

🚨 White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt today: “Our nation was founded, almost 250 years ago, on Judeo-Christian values.” The Treaty of Tripoli. 1797. Signed by Founding Father John Adams. Ratified unanimously by the Senate: “The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” Thomas Jefferson — who wrote the Declaration of Independence — was a deist who literally cut the miracles out of his Bible. James Madison — the father of the Constitution — explicitly warned against the “diabolical hell conceived principle of persecution” by state religion. The First Amendment’s opening words: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.” They put it first.