Simon Lewis

@OctopusEnergy My octopus mini is no longer showing any readings in the app despite the led still being white showing it's all connected. Is something wrong at your end?

It’s time for r̶e̶v̶o̶l̶u̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ evolution. #Gobik #TomorrowIsDecidedToday

@irishpeloton I like how it basically just repeats whatever you type in your activity name too. So if you go out for your slowest ride ever but call it your fastest ride ever I think it might explode.

The new Strava ‘AI’ feature isn’t very good. None of this is true.

@Timmsoski Bauke in rainbow is going to hit hard.

@simontlewis My week is made. Real ciclismo is back

Waking up to the news that Bauke Mollema beat Tadej Pogačar in a sprint yesterday. Don’t take these days for granted

@Timmsoski @tourofistanbul @BenjiNaesen Joe, there's something on your lip

We made it! 😎 Stage 1 of the @tourofistanbul in Çatalca. 🇹🇷

@nba_scoring_bot @morss_alex @johnpaul_newman

@morss_alex @johnpaul_newman You've never done Christmas in July?

Larry the Downing Street cat choosing violence this morning 😮

@EFprocycling Cousin!

Can you guess whose family is at today’s stage? 🤭😂 #tourdefrance2024

@stinemomo Yeah, it's when that VLAB TT helmet appears on a road stage episode you know things have really gone wrong.

@stinemomo Very much a 'that'll do' or 'no one will notice'. Looking forward to series 3 where they cut from footage of them riding on gravel when talking about a week three MTF.

@stinemomo It's all well and good thinking 'only cycling nerds will notice' but it's stuff like that which makes it feel like a real reflection of events.

@stinemomo I just think it's about feeling immersed. As soon as you notice a continuity error, you very quickly remember you're watching something that's been engineered for drama/entertainment. Choosing a shot just because it looks good just does a disservice to your core demographic.

I did think Scotland were in trouble when Kieran Tierney celebrated winning a goal kick in the 3rd minute.

Look like there's a guest admin on @ProCyclingStats today for the #Dauphiné

@lucinda_brand Once a champ, always a champ

Today I followed my human instinct and not my racing instinct. I stopped to check on my teammate after a nasty crash just meters from the finish. I didn't think twice about doing it and I don't regret it but, doing the right thing, lost me three minutes even with the line in view

@ManuclearBomb youtu.be/xr6m2Iv8LaE Rough? You've been pitching that all day... Chewy?

Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.

@Timmsoski The Strava KOM top 3 was on the line.

Big kudos to Richard Carapaz for going all in to follow Pogacar there. 🫡

@AdamRichman This is my reaction whenever I even think of Turkish Delight. But I'm the one considered a weirdo for liking Bounty.

I’m not a big fan of Turkish delight are you? What’s your favorite British candy bar?

@Timmsoski He saw Pog's tufts and said 'hold my beer'

@simontlewis Apparently it’s a new aero development. Not sure it’s working as expected

Mads Pedersen monument record in past two seasons... 2023: 🇮🇹 MSR: 6th 🇧🇪 Flanders: 3rd 🇫🇷 Roubaix: 4th 2024: 🇮🇹 MSR: 4th 🇧🇪 Flanders: 22nd 🇫🇷 Roubaix: 3rd 66% top 4, 33% podium. Knocking on the door. It's coming... ⏳ 📸 Sean Hardy