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@simonvelas_17

yo, gatsby and funky bunch

Houston, Texas Katılım Haziran 2018
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Once you corny to me, you’re on the cob forever
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@stith_henry Are they worth the hype
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Henry@Darthvaderluvr·
Fun fact: you are legally not allowed to be in a southern fraternity if you don’t own costas
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@rodneyiwnl Tbh idk, feel like when they’re leaving is better vs when they’re working out
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@rodneyiwnl Feel like it could go either way, if she’s a muscle mommy I think she’d fw it
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@LeCompteWill Sprouts 5 dollar sammiches are insane too
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Do people actually eat at fkn Burger King? Haven’t been to that place since the Mac and Cheetos (exquisite item)
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Texas Football@TexasFootball·
Our deepest sympathy goes out to the loved ones of Jaden Hullaby.
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A starving man never turns down food
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Chin Sack@lemonsqueeze47·
She’s a 10 but is ripping sober womps like candy at 4:00 on a Saturday
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@dairmcfarland At the part where Chris got made
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Top 5 TV shows: 1. Entourage 2.Breaking bad 3.Narcos 4. Sopranos (season 3 specifically) 5. BoJack horseman HM: Better call Saul
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@evanadams23 And you ugly💯😮‍💨
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I am down cataclysmic
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Lebron James is the greatest player to ever touch a basketball
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Gnarcan@Snickersbarred·
Imagine waking up and you’re a Maltese. You check your collar, it says butter. You turn to your left and see a 23 year old Asian retard hunched over his desk rambling to himself about his Georgia SAE football roster. He turns around, and snatches you up. Say cheese!
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