Simon Watson

@msglamcoral500 @F1 Not a fan then @msglamcoral500 😂

@F1 Off you f*ck you cheating ball of slime 😃

@msglamcoral500 @PaddyMcGuinness @BBCRadio2 I totally agree!

Happy 1st Anniversary @PaddyMcGuinness on @BBCRadio2 you help make a blustery Sunday morning in West Wales that bit brighter ☀️

@msglamcoral500 @RobLMyers Unlucky 🤭

@RobLMyers OMG....I'm in work & missing this....aggghhhhhhhh

Sprint POLE for Lewis Hamilton and Ferrari! Oh YESSSSS!!! #F1 #ChineseGP

@msglamcoral500 @NoContextBrits @DiscussingFilm 🤣🤣🤣

@NoContextBrits @DiscussingFilm Still would 😜

@msglamcoral500 @fiagirly Calm down Sal.....

@fiagirly Wow 😍

Lewis Hamilton’s last Media Day as a Mercedes driver.

@Sarlouwills @reece_dinsdale You're definitely a bad influence to me 🙋

@reece_dinsdale Am I that much of a bad influence, Dins? 🤣 Fuck ‘em! x 😉 #ThatsMyLine

All I’m gonna do now is hang on to any humanity I can find on here & stay close to the people I feel safe with. The new order can do whatever they like… but they cannot destroy our unity & our belief in what’s good & right & honest & fair. Let them do their worst. Fuck ‘em!

@msglamcoral500 @WonderW87800751 😂😂😂

@WonderW87800751 @simonwatsonpt 🤣🤣🤣 I do it the best

@msglamcoral500 @fesshole @Sarlouwills Uncanny fess!!

@fesshole @simonwatsonpt am sure this is @Sarlouwills 'fess 🤔

Stayed in a posh five star hotel to impress a new girlfriend. Got naked and jumped in to bed, after a bit of foreplay I slipped off the bed to get a condom out of my bag , and left the biggest fudge strip ever, across the lavish bedding. We never survived.

@fesshole @msglamcoral500 .... Enjoy this one

One swimming lesson at school I noticed another lad was wearing the same colour & pattern of boxers as me. I also noticed my own had a skid mark in them. So when the opportunity arose I switched them over.

@msglamcoral500 @fesshole 😂😂😂😂

@fesshole @simonwatsonpt straight to the comments on this one 🤣🤣🤣

In a taxi after a few drinks. The driver, a large, tattooed man, asks if I want to give him a blowjob as his wife won't do it. Figured why not for a free taxi. As we pull up to my house, he charges me the full amount. More in fact, as he kept the meter running whilst I blew him.

@msglamcoral500 @glastonbury Made me cry... 🤷

How flamin' awesome were Coldplay @glastonbury 💖

#PrideParis Thanks for having me... #PrideMonth2024 #loveislove

@msglamcoral500 @fesshole @Sarlouwills I'm definitely not trying that at the moment 😂

@fesshole ....maybe not the best idea @Sarlouwills 🤭

Woke up to a friend's recorded fart on WhatsApp. Half asleep and still pissed, I tried to return the gesture by recording my own but ended up shiting all over my phone and hand

@Sarlouwills @msglamcoral500 I saw this and was going to post it as well, @_mowglij_ you beat me too it

@msglamcoral500 😳😳😳😳

@msglamcoral500 @Team_LH @LewisHamilton Just checking in, to make sure you're ok and haven't fainted.

@Team_LH @LewisHamilton Dang 😍

Good morning, Monaco! 🇲🇨☀️ #MonacoGP | #TeamLH

@msglamcoral500 @WonderW97800751 My corners won't look that good 🤷

@WonderW97800751 Next time we make beds in work @simonwatsonpt 🤭 🏥

@msglamcoral500 @Rylan #SaidTheActressToTheBishop

@Rylan We know 🤭

We love a semi x

#LHR to #Dallas #A380 @flightradar24

We have a new local to our #BirdFeeder @BBCCountryfile

@msglamcoral500 @PicturesFoIder

@PicturesFoIder ....does your bathroom sink need a re-vamp @simonwatsonpt 🤔

Who designed this faucet 😭