Simon Parker

@EnglandRugby It’s satire now

69' | Replacement Marcus Smith comes on to replace Anthony Watson. #IREvENG | #SummerNationsSeries

@tre4b @tombasham @UK_Daniel_Card How are you managing with just a 2700 card? And the mess of wires!

@tombasham @UK_Daniel_Card Keep trying and you will get there....

I’m leaving Twitter so I can sit on my own in a private discord server

@timlayzellart It isn’t the public, it’s our government. They literally just voted to allow this

@TheShowstoppers Spongebob rescues Dan and Matilda

Tonight! People of #Brighton, let's be having your finest musical theatre suggestions!

How many more Black lives will be lost at the hands of police? This is why we need police reform. Why is the police chief making a conclusion after he refuses to discuss details? We need police reform. A mistake???? How does this happen?? We need police reform.

@EGGYMH @MattyBrennan @bobbyllew @VWGroup 42 now - including one from my local dealer new at £3k off list. Same dealer I told I was interested in buying one but have never got got back to me. Incredible!

@MattyBrennan @bobbyllew @VWGroup there were 40 0n autotrader at the weekend

We’ve been busy filming a #fullycharged episode about the @VWGroup ID3 which will be on next week. (I’ll admit now that I rather like it)

If everyone who has ever been grateful for the NHS followed and retweeted we would reach a million by midnight It takes just one click and your support would mean a lot

🚨 Team announcement 🚨 Here is the @WelshRugbyUnion team to face @Springboks in the semi-final at #RWC2019. What do you make of this team? Find out where you can watch at rugbyworldcup.com/broadcasters #WALvRSA #WebbEllisCup #RWCYokohama

It is absolutely necessary to have a second referendum #secondreferendum

@RealBobMortimer NO. Common misconception: Unless there is an embargo or a law explicitly prohibiting trade (like e.g. selling nuclear material to North Korea) the UK was, is and will be free to trade with all 200+ countries on this planet. Regardless of being a member of the EU or not. 1/n

@brianmoore666 So are you suggesting we should treat a meteorologist’s weather forecast as the same as anyone else’s guess at what the weather will do?

A claim contingent on future and unknown events is just that. A claim against know facts is either true or false.

@Louisa_Flavour @SurreyWS It was good 😀

@mikearussell Looks like you’re having fun

@tre4b /2 most of intentional backdoors are well intentioned (eg admin way of support) Basically railing against backdoors is shouting at humanity

@tre4b And the overwhelming majority of vulnerabilities ("backdoors") are accidental. Of the tiny percentage that are deliberate, most 1/2

@tre4b 1) the are backdoors in everything, mostly accidental 2) Wannacry is amateur hour 3) End pain and death if you have superpower

@reginalddhunter @Moonstone1812 look at the picture at 1:00 into this - looks like one didn't maybe fly all the way!

@harrismonkey I improved mine by ordering it de-badged 😀. Have been confused why you love the Audi estates so much when this is available

@TheDanProsser @evomagazine that front splitter looks like it's broken on any given speedbump