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@luxemiaa In most Latin American countries that how they operate there is nothing wrong with that

My uber driver told me NOT to sit behind me. Me: So where you would like me to sit? Uber: Sit behind the passenger seat. Me: Why, what’s the difference? Uber: I don’t like people sitting directly behind me Me: Ok, but why? (Because now I’m curious and confused) Uber: I don’t like when people are behind me, it makes me uncomfortable Me: Uhhh, ok sir. *looks at him in confusion the whole ride because he chose to do a job where people sit “behind him” 90% of the time*

@Riya_MBBS In your pocket you fool

I borrowed 50k from Dad & 50k from Mum to buy a laptop that costs 97k. After the purchase, I had 3k left. I returned 1k to Dad and 1k to Mum, and I reserved 1k for myself. I now owe Dad 49k & Mum 49k also. 49k + 49k = 98k plus 1k I kept myself, which is 99k. So where did 1k go?

“Witch”. This moron was typing in ALL CAPS meaning autocorrect was off. He genuinely thought this was the correct form of “Which”.

@ykbprst If this is true he’s a fucking clown and deserves nothing

🚨 JUST IN: IShowSpeed has cancelled plans to bring “My Strength Is Too Much” to the US to help his younger brother Jamal get fit. This comes after the man asked for $300,000 monthly during a livestream despite Speed already offering to cover his visa, accommodation, feeding, and even $20,000 monthly. He said: “You have money na, I know you can do it… your strength is too much.” Sources say Speed ended the stream immediately and never contacted him again. Many are calling it a missed life-changing opportunity due to bad attitude.

@MarioNawfal Killed by who Israel ?

Journalist: "Who is Steve Witkoff speaking with in Iran?" 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump: "A top person" Journalist: "Who is it?" Trump: "I can't. I don't [want] them to be killed.

@topskillsportuk This nigga lost the plot

🚨💣 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Nicolas Pépé has finally decided to get married this summer to his adult film actress girlfriend Teanna Trump, CONFIRMED. 🇨🇮😳 The Ivorian is paying her $15,000 per month to quit the adult film industry — around $3,750 per week. The couple are set to tie the knot later this year.

@TRobinsonNewEra @Keir_Starmer @MayorofLondon Was you asking the same when this happened ? Tommy your a fucking stinking rat 🐀 that’s compromised by Jews

I really hope @Keir_Starmer and @MayorofLondon write a strongly worded statement condemning the arson attack on Jewish ambulances in London. It's the very least they could do. 🤪

@TRobinsonNewEra @Keir_Starmer @MayorofLondon Just because it’s Jewish property? Arsons happen all the fucking time to British transport properties equipment every time he must condemn it ?

@GordonGekko @WhiteHouse He starts it and seeks peace ? 🤨

@WhiteHouse Thank you Trump for seeking peace.

🚨 President Donald J. Trump calls for a pause on all military strikes against Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure for a five-day period, subject to the success of the ongoing meetings and discussions.

@Utuhmbadikee @jacksonhinklle Your gotta be a foo or are you trying to get a USA visa ? So you suck ass on here for when embassy wants to see your social media 😂😭😭

@jacksonhinklle Iran quickly embraced peace, if not USA 🇺🇸 will just wipe them off.

🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸 IRAN VICTORY

@SecRubio After they told you they will light up everything if you do you hit there power plants you changed your minds because you realised Iran is not fucking around or getting bullied by you

@StateDept He’s been Begging them

@ClishS75922 @StateDept He’s been on phone begging them

@StateDept That's why he is the greatest of all, no games

@SagewaseSouthAh @StateDept 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@StateDept Bro can’t even spell He was so scared writing this

@Parinda_2 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me

You're sick if you're enjoying this

@Parinda_2 That’s means am mentally sick 🤒

SO IRAN BLOCKING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS "UNFAIR", BUT TRUMP BLOCKING OIL SHIPMENTS TO CUBA IN ORDER TO COLLAPSE THEIR WHOLE COUNTRY, IS FAIR🤔DID I GET THAT RIGHT 🙄🤡🤦

@TMZ Nigga Is reacher in real life 🤣

'Reacher' Star Alan Ritchson Allegedly Beats Up Neighbor in Front Of Kids, On Video tmz.me/EoxH2vN

@Mishi_2210 It’s only couple having the picnic so there’s only 2 people Because they just saying they got sons don’t say anything about the 5 sons being at the picnic the answer is 2

This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it?

@elplaga008 @GBUnitedx No fucking around I love it

@GBUnitedx One thing I love about Senne Lammens. He never put himself under pressure, clears the ball when angles are tight.

🚨If you look at the cold, hard data from this season, it’s actually staggering how much more reliable Senne Lammens has been compared to the supposed "elite" keepers in the Premier League. Let’s look at the numbers: ⛳️Alisson Error leading to shot — 3 Error leading to goal — 0 Penalties committed — 1 Goals prevented — negative 2.55 ⛳️David Raya Error leading to shot — 3 Error leading to goal — 1 Penalties committed — 0 Goals prevented — 1.94 ⛳️Gianluigi Donnarumma Error leading to shot — 3 Error leading to goal — 1 Penalties committed — 0 Goals prevented — 2.29 ⛳️Robert Sánchez Error leading to shot — 1 Error leading to goal — 0 Penalties committed — 0 Goals prevented — 3.11 ⛳️Emiliano Martínez Error leading to shot — 2 Error leading to goal — 3 Penalties committed — 0 Goals prevented — 3.14 👑Senne Lammens Error leading to shot — ZERO Error leading to goal — ZERO Penalties committed — ZERO Goals prevented — 3.12 Lammens is matching the shot-stopping output of Emi Martínez but without the chaotic mistakes that lead to goals. What makes this "insane" is the age profile most keepers don't find this level of consistency until their late 20s. The only frontier left for him to conquer is his positioning, particularly on long-range efforts and transitional moments. Once he masters that, we aren't just looking at a "good" keeper; we’re looking at the best in the world. We need to appreciate what we have in this kid. #MUFC #PremierLeague #football