Simon Jones

@TrisOsborneMP Sorry Tris old bean, but didn’t you say your lamentable ‘leader’ wasn’t entering us into the war…? Further foolishness to not realise we were in it anyhow! #labourchaos #millibandchaos @UKLabour implosion!

This is the reason her party hasn’t recovered in polls. She knows the rise is largely due to the Iran war and wholesale costs; so do the public of course, and the market. And yet she persists in this puerile partisan gesture. Sleepwalking into irrelevance.

@truemagic68 They won’t be happy until everyone is dining from the state trough - your dietary choice being theirs. #labour #killingaspiration

A wonderful lunch with great friends ruined by the owner telling us after 20 years he’s packing it in! Why – NIC, minimum wage, business rate but MOST of all welfare & benefits. No one will work more than 20 hours a week because of loss of benefits. Cont'd underneath

@afneil Allow me @afneil

Andy Burnham now now says: 1. I will stick to Rachael Reeves’ fiscal rules. 2. I will not seek to rejoin the EU. Two U-turns in one day. What exactly would he do differently?

@DaleVince More utterly disgusting hypocrisy from the Vince camp…. I can taste a little bit of sick in my own mouth. Better get your next funding round sorted before the Tool departs. #labour @UKLabour implosion.

I just don’t think there should be a leadership challenge. Keir Starmer has a massive mandate given to him by the British people at the general election. I don’t think anybody in the Cabinet has a right to try to overturn that. I still hope there won’t be a leadership contest. If there is, it’s probable that Keir will stand himself and in which case, I’d be in his camp. What we need now is continuity. We need Labour to deliver on their manifesto. We haven’t even been two years into this government. telegraph.co.uk/gift/d0332ac86…

Phillipson sipping frantically whilst being torn a new one by @TrevorPTweets @SkyNews Thank god for this kind of journalism & holding her idiotic party to account. She rambles on auto. #LabourWipeout @UKLabour Time to take the goose out the oven - it’s done!

@Keir_Starmer @ideological_1

@Keir_Starmer You’re a funny guy. Or at the very least, your social media team likes a good laugh! #labour @UKLabour in free fall.

Tomorrow vote for a party that’s on your side. Vote Labour.

The Green Party has complained about this cartoon of Zack Polanski by the The Times. They’re deeply unhappy with it. Whatever you do, do not repost!

@_adamcherry_ I think the country needs the vote, not a shopping list of idiot promises.

The Burnham manifesto: •Rejoin the European Union •Break the fiscal rules to borrow more for defence. Thus destroying the fiscal rules… •Extensive devolution, including tax powers. •A wealth tax •Nationalise water, energy, utilities, and what remains of rail •A land value tax •A council tax revaluation •A ‘National Care Service’ •Rollout of nationalised bus franchising, modelled on Greater Manchester’s Bee Network •A £2 single fare bus cap •A fully elected upper chamber to replace the Lords •Bring in “free transport for teenagers in England.” •No welfare reforms. •Build more council houses. By borrowing £40 billion… •Scrap the whipping system in the Commons. An old favourite, truly barmy… •MAYBE: Proportional representation. Once behind the No10 door, people tend to lose interest in that one…

@British_Airways continues to confuse legacy cues with brand strength. Classical music at embarkation doesn’t signal premium, it signals an airline anchored in outdated thinking. BA needs a fundamental refresh of product, brand & commercial strategy if it wants global relevance.

@darrenpjones You are misleading us @darrenpjones - we don’t ask for this, don’t want it nor wish to fund your trips ‘spaffing our money’ up the wall… You aren’t trustworthy enough with our data #labour #labourlies @UKLabour idiocy (as usual) @afneil Lets hear your thoughts!?

I’ve been down under asking Aussies what they think about their digital ID.

@MrFezz15 I’d think it rather inspired!

Seems Twitter has decided my post was 'hateful' What do you think?

@itvnews @Peston you look ultra foolish with your sycophant @labour love-in. This cardboard clown has raced to the Middle East with the same befuddlement that precluded his ascent to office! Utterly. Useless. World stage or otherwise. #Labourlies #starmercretinous

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer is travelling to the Gulf to reiterate the UK's support for the newly agreed ceasefire between the US and Iran. He will hold talks with Gulf leaders on “practical efforts” to restore freedom of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz. itv.com/news/2026-04-0… ITV News Political Editor @Peston is travelling with the PM

@furbabygirl @TracyBrabin @UKLabour Well said Wilma! The country is done with burnt out soap stars & cardboard cut-out idiots pretending to be Heads of State. #Labourlies @Nigel_Farage come on - now is the hour of our discontent. #reform

@TracyBrabin @UKLabour I’d rather stick pins in my eyes than vote Labour.

🚨Reform UK are not on your side🚨 They don’t want: ❌Investment in our NHS ❌Protections for children online ❌Free breakfast clubs ❌£45 billion for Northern Powerhouse Rail @UKLabour is delivering here in West Yorkshire Don’t let them hold us back. Vote Labour this May🌹

@RachelReevesMP Hey @grok are these supposed claims merited? I suspect they are not net positives and come as a result of some dire choices elsewhere and very biased tax burdens.

Minimum wage rising 📈 State pension increasing 💷 Two child limit abolished 🏡 Child poverty falling 📉 Rights at work strengthened 💪🏻 Labour promised change. We are delivering change. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@benonwine The dusty crevices.

Name this band?

@SamanthaTaghoy 🤣🤣🙈

After 9 years as a Conservative Party member, I am thrilled to announce that I have been selected as a Labour Party candidate in the upcoming local elections! #WearRedVoteRed 🌹

@Gracie_Blue89 Kudos to you for pointing this out. It’s astonishing - it’ll be a worse version of the Starmer warnings issued before July 2024. Imagine the head holding that will result from empowering Polanski & dunces… some buyers remorse me thinks.

The Green Party is not a serious party I can't even laugh at this sort of stuff anymore when our country is at breaking point 🇬🇧💔

@GarethNotGarth The old boiler has gone from installing/fixing them to hissing like a broken one. I wonder how effective her constituents see this performative clown act in addressing local issues? #greenparty #polanskibreastenhancer

It’s all just performative narcissism.

@KarenJukes2 @KeithGray2020 Not sure that aligns with little Pumpkins rhetoric. ‘They’ likely feel bullied too!

@KeithGray2020 Thatcher got bullied, Major, Boris, Truss, Priti Patel, Farage, etc etc What’s your point? Politicians get bullied 🤷🏼‍♀️

Gordon Brown got bullied and ridiculed. Ed Milliband got bullied and ridiculed. Jeremy Corbyn got bullied and ridiculed. Sir Keir Starmer is getting bullied and ridiculed. Don't know about anyone else, but I'm seeing a pattern. 🤔 #ScumMedia