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Luhyas we shall revisit

@Roary_ix @Sapayian Hiyo ni kelele tu Tunajua hawana much going on upstairs

@Sapayian Hehe, hio mbogi wako veve sai... wacha waamke wakushow poa😂

Unsolicited opinion. This ku pimp nganya thing has reached saturation point. Also their unruly behaviour on the roads adds zero value to society

@Sapayian Hizi vitu hubamba mafala wa ghetto

A while back Kuna Mzee alikuwa anavuta 2 blunts every time akianza kuchoma vile nilimuuliza akaniambia brathake Ako prison so anavuta pamoja na yake. With time akaanza kuvuta moja, vile nilimuuliza kaa brathake aliachiliwa akaniambia yeye aliacha smoking but brathake hakuacha😂😂

Journalists become the most corrupt imbeciles once they transition into politics

@PaulMutie14 @tonykaromo Walipigiwa kura ama hawakupigiwa wakanesa. Retard.

@sirklagain @tonykaromo Wewe ni mbwa koko, can't argue with you. Nani alikwambia niliwapigia kura, not unless mamako alikua kwa hiyo chama ndie ningepigia ju tunajuana mzuri.

On the night of 28th December 2007; nearly 10,000 people from 10 village areas around Burnt Forest Town huddled together in the center after a long day of fighting Kalenjin fighters. The whole Tarakwa Police Station swuad had also disappeared leaving only two policemen, each with a gun, a Meru and a Kikuyu. Some time between 9 pm and 12 pm, word broke out that a multitude of Kalenjin fighters, armed to the teeth just as the day before, were en-route from the Lingwai direction across the farm that is owned by former judge Tuiyott. The two policemen told us not to worry. We advanced towards the farm to meet them halfway; partly because we had nothing left to lose and we also wouldn't allow them to reach our women and children. On contact, the two policemen asked us to move back. They trained their guns towards where arrows were starting to come from.......... They pulled their triggers. Nothing. They corked again and pulled triggers. Nothing. They hurriedly retreated to where we were, scared, and told us to save ourselves. They had been deliberately left with faulty G3s by their colleagues who had fled the station.

@AndyAndy Unauza vitu unaenda kununua mbele

Say you get a transfer or new job in a town, like 200km+, from where you currently live, how do you move your stuff?

@shobanes @temkomangut Called it x.com/i/status/19953…

@temkomangut Correct. Wanataka ikuwe either or. Upuzi tu.

It is so funny how Riggy G has always been a simp for William. Impeachment he kept saying, 'My president, my boss' like that would save him. 😂 Saa hii ako hapo 'Respect the president'. Amejibiwa, 'Mimi siombewi ruhusa na mtu. Huyu ndio mtu mnataka tufuate? Pathetic.

They’re using Dabur toothpaste 😭

@TimKipchumba Only possible explanation

But do we have good/selfless citizens to give such pple an opportunity in leadership? Do citizens know their role in society? #ShidaNiRaia

@Artisurvey @joy_tich Hio ndio itageuzwa excuse ya kukataa kuingia bafu

@joy_tich Watakumbuka time ya kuoga

Kids are funny, hawa wamekimbia kushtakiana and I decided to hide. Mmoja was crying but they started searching for me and playing while at it. Whatever the issue was is forgotten 😂 I am tired of being Koffi Annan.

@KhalifKairo Stick to kuibia mafala You shouldn't always insist on exhibiting the porridge state of your brain bwana conman.

You lose entire airforce, entire leadership , your nuclear assets , defense industries then celebrate when your enemy agrees to negotiate after flying 10K combat hours in your airspace and making sure you are weakened for decades to come. Ofcourse you have won.

This sounds familiar. Oh wait, it's Kalonzo

Oman be like:

@ochiamos Tech twitter hukuwa na delusional mofos How does an ordinary person know such an option exists in the first place

Expecting Kenyans who can't even reset their passwords without the operator's help to know about splitting the router is madness.

At the same time we live in a society so obsessed with being entertained that the jesters always make it into parliament. The comedian to MCA pipeline.

EPRA seeing a ceasefire and the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz after just one week away from announcing new pump prices.

@PaulMutie14 @tonykaromo After kuwapigia kura mara tatu now you're clever You want to "deal" with them Retard.

@tonykaromo The police who had "disappeared" must have been compromised by someone influential because why would they leave faulty arms for their colleagues? One day, the real perpetrators shall face Kenyans, hakuna ICC. We shall deal with them exactly where they committed those acts.

@eddiebutita People's opinion made who you are today by embracing your dry jokes