Paul Mitchell

@cosmicbanditos @JamesPGlover @simonblackwell Daft racists

@JamesPGlover @simonblackwell That's right

I bet you were all wondering where bread had gone. Remember loaves of bread, from the 90s? Well, bread is making a comeback apparently, so we'll all be eating bread again, like we did before bread disappeared.

@VirginTrains hi...your journey checker says delays of half hour because of these overhead cables, but we’ve been sitting still (Manc pic -Euston expected 15.41) for 40 mins. Any news on when we might move?

Just one little vote would make a huge difference for us. Please vote here so we can get much needed funds! community-fund.aviva.co.uk/voting/project…

@emmadentcoad K&C entire housing dept mobilised to help yesterday,staff worked through the night so please report accurately

@RobWoodfin1 yeah, that's better on sourdough

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@RobWoodfin1 syrup and sugar?

@RobWoodfin1 @Fatstam now your just writing stuff for the sake of it. #idiot

@ShelverdineGoat thanks, I rang back yesterday night and they took my booking. Cheers though!

@ShelverdineGoat how do we book a table please? I've left a voicemail.

@realDonaldTrump you are a complete cunt. Hope your turkey chokes you.

@howster1 @JRedders81 @walton_will twitter.com/sirpaulmitchel…

Mass unfollow protest @RobWoodfin1 we want the real RDG back. #fakeafc #yourenogooner

@FA I heard @RobWoodfin1 may be interested in your vacancy.He has managerial experience (Pizza Express) and a lot of big name followers here

@RobWoodfin1 oh right

@LoveBoatCaptain @freddiefs how wasnt it me?!?!?!

@jayrayner1 Would you say there such a thing as a good pre-theatre menu? If so where?!?

@LittleBarSW17 Martin; A consummate host and early pioneer of the new Tooting scene. No version of Happy Birthday will ever be the same.

@hanseldunlop Tried to forward tweet; Scotland now has 13 protected food names as Ayrshire Dunlop joins a host of delicious Scottish produce

@hanseldunlop yep. me too.