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Since we hating on Europeans I just wanna add that I absolutely loathe the way British people say “pasta”

List of places I could live if push came to shove.

“Wearing headphones at the grocery store is antisocial” I don’t even really want to be alive man

these pick me gays need to stop

no one can ever convince me that shoving these things up your vagina is more comfortable than using pads



Photo of Travis the chimp holding a baby. Travis eventually went on to horrifically maul his owner's friend. On February 16, 2009, 911 dispatchers in Stamford, Connecticut received a call so shocking it took them several minutes to even understand what was happening. Sandra Herold frantically screamed into the phone that her friend Charla Nash was being viciously attacked and eaten alive by her pet chimpanzee Travis. Herold begged the dispatcher to send police immediately and said they needed to bring guns to sh*ot the mad chimp. Throughout the entire horrifying call, dispatchers could hear Travis' enraged screams in the background as the attack continued. Finally, emergency services arrived at Herold's home and found Charla Nash completely covered in bl*od on the ground, her face all but ripped off and her fingers strewn about the ground around her. Nash required hours of surgery after the attack, and after her jaw was reattached she later flew to Ohio for an experimental facial transplant.











Yes - I wear a bra to work becuase of societal norms that I actually don’t disagree with! Sometimes, we have to do that. Women, especially. I take that shit off when I get home because at home it doesn’t matter. At my work, it does. 🤷🏻♀️


d4vd has been arrested for the murder of Celeste Rivas. He was arrested by the LAPD’s Robbery-Homicide division and is being held without bail.

Burger kitchen boss defends turning away people with allergies bbc.in/4vlXcjA



? the drawing is totally normal what do you mean 😭








