Scott Angus

@kpottermn Going to be 100°+ in Phoenix next week. Right now, I’ll trade that for snow.

In 48 hours, there will be somewhere between 0 and 24 inches of snow here. Minnesota isn’t real.

@jarvis_best Do you have unmedicated ADHD or are you just on cocaine?

(Monday, March 2, 12:32 pm: Dale Partridge's house. There is a knock at his study) DP: Come. Mrs. Partridge: Perdon, perdon, disculpa la molestia, it's me, mi amor. DP: Rosalita Marie, you may enter. Thank you for remembering to knock this time. MP: I know how hard you work, y estoy tan orgulloso de ti por liderar a los otros Alpha Males, mi amor. DP: Time is precious Rosalita Marie, what do you need? MP: ¿Has visto mis Lululemons? ¡I have searched the entire casa and I can't find them anywhere! I NEED my Lulus para estar fit pa' ti y para nuestros hijos, papi PLEASE." DP *sternly*: We have discussed this, Rosalita Marie. Women are not to wear yoga pants. It makes you look like a cheap, common prostituta. MP: ¡Nooo! ¡No seas cruel! I'm just wearing my Lululemons for a few minutes pa' hacer mi Jane Fonda workout tape! Please, papi, mi amor! DP: Lo siento, Rosalita Marie, but the answer is still no. You are a Partridge now and the Partridge's have STANDARDS. We are TRADITIONAL. We are CHRISTIAN. You will never wear your Lululemon yoga pants again. MP: But . . . mi amor? DP: Yes, Rosalita Marie? MP: Are you wearing mi Lulus? Right now? DP: Si, Rosalita Marie. MP: But whyyyyy? ¿Por qué tú sí y yo no con los yoga pants? ¡Qué unfair, papi! DP: WOMEN are not wear yoga pants. I said nothing about this rule applying to me and my fellow alpha males. MP: No entiendo nada, but I trust you, papi. Your wisdom is everything, mi amor. DP: Thank you, Rosalita Marie. Now, please close the door on your way out. MP: Te amo, my king. DP: Te amo, Rosalita Marie.

@jarvis_best You can go right to heck, Jarvis Best! Right to heck!

My statement on the situation

@annbauerwriter Many of the Minnesota moms that I know only read the headlines from the Strib and listen to MPR 8-12 hours/day.

Had an experience yesterday with a MN "AWFL" I'd like to share. Nice woman. Autism mom. About 60. She wrote to ask how our move went and send me like a zillion pics from the Renee Good memorial & those Anne Frank quotes everyone in MN is circulating. Friends, I LOST MY SHIT.🧵

@annbauerwriter Sometimes I miss the insanity that was taken for normalcy. It’s like having a front row seat to an immersive theater production that George Orwell and Philip K. Dick wrote together.

Every day in Minneapolis for the past few years was this - the personal drama of entitled people eating away at all decency and peace. (I belonged to this exact yoga studio for a dozen years)

@iowahawkblog @jarvis_best I saw Hotel-Signed in the Shovel open for Soul Asylum in ‘91 at First Avenue.

@jarvis_best Everybody has a plan until they get hotel-signed in the shovel

I don’t think he’s destroying the sign. That sign is strong as hell holy cow

@AmazonHelp How would your “help” be any different from all of the employees I just spoke to for 3 hours?

@skangus We can certainly understand your frustration. If you'd like for us to look into this, please use the following link to provide your information and all relevant details of this issue: amzn.to/4qWxEXX. -Christie

@PrimeVideo Has anyone actually gotten Atmos to work on any videos that say it works on? I’ve tried multiple devices: Firestick 4k Max and Xbox. Works on Netflix and Apple TV, just not your app. Talked to tech support for 3 hours. No help.

@AmazonHelp Why would I waste more time?

@skangus Hello! We're sorry to learn that Atmos isn't working on the Prime Video app. Please send us a direct message, so we may further assist. Be sure not to include personal or account details at this time. -Christie twitter.com/messages/compo…

@annbauerwriter @X I left 6 years ago. I know a bunch of others who are gone now. Spoke to a friend last week who has been thinking about leaving, but (after all of the events the past few weeks) has now told me that they are 100% leaving this year.

If my @X evidence is to be trusted, Minnesotans are planning to leave the state in droves. But I don't trust, because the algorithm shows you what it believes validates you, which is useless...🙄 So give me the facts, my Minnesota people. Are you/people you know REALLY leaving?

@BrianBrenberg And the lutefisk will save you money on GLP-1's.

Come in the summertime and our mosquitos will save you money on acupuncture too

@exjon We suspend ourselves every season.

Trump should suspend the Minnesota Vikings for a decade.

@annbauerwriter So it’s a giant, government-funded, Ponzi scheme?

Just spoke to a guy I know from MN. He said he's going to end up paying an additional $350 in payroll tax for the new 'medical family leave' program. But that's OK: He's planning to take family leave and will recoup about 10x his 'investment.' Roughly $3,500. That's why.

@redheadranting At least there’s something to district us from the Vikings.

Ya'll have no idea how stressful and embarrassing it is to open this app and be a Minnesotan.

@GrageDustin I dunno. He taught Brosmer to throw a mean pick-six.

As if Tim Walz hasn’t done enough, he also managed to ruin the Minnesota Vikings. He should be deported back to Nebraska.

They really should make special parking for people who have to visit Home Depot multiple times in one day.

@Kitboga You guys should do a fraud college campus tour, or maybe nursing home tour. Not sure who needs it more.

Was such a joy to work with Coffee on this project!

@annbauerwriter It’s been 6 years for me. I’m at the point where I really miss it. There’s really no place like it, but I can’t bring myself to move back to the insanity.

Why I left Minnesota: The taxes, the fraud, the fraud, the fraud. The fact that every single conversation became political and having a centrist or questioning point of view meant being screamed at, shunned and alienated - everywhere. Neighborhood, coffeeshops, business meetings, yoga classes. The crime that everyone said wasn't happening. The high prices. The deterioration of once-great systems: public education, public libraries, public parks. The graft in every direction. The road rage. The corrupt elected officials. The frequent newsworthy murders born of all the division and hatred and politicking. The Marxist trans activism culture that squashed and exploited real living LGBT individuals, subsuming them into a dystopian cause. The dirty, ripped-up streets; government agencies that don't do their jobs; ridiculously insecure information systems at government and university levels that are constantly being hacked. The overpayment of social service dollars to buy votes. Oh, and the ballot harvesting which is definitely going on at more-than-Romanian-level rates. The superiority of the brahmin public sector set: the millionaires who work for state, city and university. The absolutely worthless and captured newspaper of record that has ignored some of the biggest stories in the nation (world?) because of their political ties. The fact that they took my home - which was beautiful and warm and civil - and made it into a proto-socialist experiment that oppresses everyone except the brahmins. Tim Walz. Keith Ellison. Ilhan Omar. The slavish Republicans who pretend to oppose them but really suck from the same trough. Property tax levies. Inoperable light rail that cost billions. January and February - dim, hard, and cold.

@BowTiedBroke Haven’t been to the Smokies for awhile. Looking forward to it!

Husqvarna sent me a stack of chainsaws to give away because a bear stole mine & Internet went wild. I’m adding a 4 day/3 nt stay to my Smoky Mtn cabin. (Side by side tours, meet Jimmy & me, see old moonshine stills, crazy views). To enter (100% free, no purchase necessary): 1) Follow @BowTiedBroke 2) Comment on THIS post with literally anything (tag friends = extra luck with the dartboard later 👀) Contest runs exactly 24 hours —-> closes tomorrow at 10:00 AM EST At close, @grok will instantly pick 20 random commenters with accounts older than 3 months. Then, I put those 20 names on a dartboard, film one throw, and THAT person wins everything. No bots, no BS, fully transparent. Grok posts the 20 here, the dart decides destiny 🎯 Sorry international followers (not that I have that many) U.S. followers only for this one. Cabin is in Tennessee, chainsaws are heavy, and bears don’t do passports. Let’s go! Drop a reply and let’s see who the Chainsaw stealing bear chooses.

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla I sure hope the map stretches to Gilbert and Queen Creek!

BREAKING: Tesla has officially received approval from the Arizona Department of Transportation to launch its Robotaxi service on public roads in the state! I just confirmed directly with the Arizona DOT that @Tesla applied for a Transportation Network Company permit on Nov 13th. Tesla met the requirements to operate as a TNC and is permitted as of Nov 17th. Tesla can now legally run a paid, autonomous ride-hailing service in Arizona. The Arizona TNC permit is not limited to a specific city 😎