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Scott Angus

@skangus

Former mediocre youth pastor. Current mediocre investor and student. Made in Minnesota.

Gilbert, AZ Katılım Şubat 2007
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Scott Angus
Scott Angus@skangus·
@kpottermn Going to be 100°+ in Phoenix next week. Right now, I’ll trade that for snow.
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Kyle Potter
Kyle Potter@kpottermn·
In 48 hours, there will be somewhere between 0 and 24 inches of snow here. Minnesota isn’t real.
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Jarvis
Jarvis@jarvis_best·
(Monday, March 2, 12:32 pm: Dale Partridge's house. There is a knock at his study) DP: Come. Mrs. Partridge: Perdon, perdon, disculpa la molestia, it's me, mi amor. DP: Rosalita Marie, you may enter. Thank you for remembering to knock this time. MP: I know how hard you work, y estoy tan orgulloso de ti por liderar a los otros Alpha Males, mi amor. DP: Time is precious Rosalita Marie, what do you need? MP: ¿Has visto mis Lululemons? ¡I have searched the entire casa and I can't find them anywhere! I NEED my Lulus para estar fit pa' ti y para nuestros hijos, papi PLEASE." DP *sternly*: We have discussed this, Rosalita Marie. Women are not to wear yoga pants. It makes you look like a cheap, common prostituta. MP: ¡Nooo! ¡No seas cruel! I'm just wearing my Lululemons for a few minutes pa' hacer mi Jane Fonda workout tape! Please, papi, mi amor! DP: Lo siento, Rosalita Marie, but the answer is still no. You are a Partridge now and the Partridge's have STANDARDS. We are TRADITIONAL. We are CHRISTIAN. You will never wear your Lululemon yoga pants again. MP: But . . . mi amor? DP: Yes, Rosalita Marie? MP: Are you wearing mi Lulus? Right now? DP: Si, Rosalita Marie. MP: But whyyyyy? ¿Por qué tú sí y yo no con los yoga pants? ¡Qué unfair, papi! DP: WOMEN are not wear yoga pants. I said nothing about this rule applying to me and my fellow alpha males. MP: No entiendo nada, but I trust you, papi. Your wisdom is everything, mi amor. DP: Thank you, Rosalita Marie. Now, please close the door on your way out. MP: Te amo, my king. DP: Te amo, Rosalita Marie.
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman

Dale Partidge has been kicked out of Target multiple times after customers complained that he’d been loitering for over an hour in the ladies’ leggings section #DalePartridgeFacts

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Jarvis
Jarvis@jarvis_best·
My statement on the situation
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Scott Angus
Scott Angus@skangus·
@annbauerwriter Many of the Minnesota moms that I know only read the headlines from the Strib and listen to MPR 8-12 hours/day.
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Ann Bauer
Ann Bauer@annbauerwriter·
Had an experience yesterday with a MN "AWFL" I'd like to share. Nice woman. Autism mom. About 60. She wrote to ask how our move went and send me like a zillion pics from the Renee Good memorial & those Anne Frank quotes everyone in MN is circulating. Friends, I LOST MY SHIT.🧵
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Scott Angus
Scott Angus@skangus·
@annbauerwriter Sometimes I miss the insanity that was taken for normalcy. It’s like having a front row seat to an immersive theater production that George Orwell and Philip K. Dick wrote together.
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David Burge
David Burge@iowahawkblog·
@jarvis_best Everybody has a plan until they get hotel-signed in the shovel
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Scott Angus
Scott Angus@skangus·
@AmazonHelp How would your “help” be any different from all of the employees I just spoke to for 3 hours?
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Amazon Help@AmazonHelp·
@skangus We can certainly understand your frustration. If you'd like for us to look into this, please use the following link to provide your information and all relevant details of this issue: amzn.to/4qWxEXX. -Christie
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Scott Angus
Scott Angus@skangus·
@PrimeVideo Has anyone actually gotten Atmos to work on any videos that say it works on? I’ve tried multiple devices: Firestick 4k Max and Xbox. Works on Netflix and Apple TV, just not your app. Talked to tech support for 3 hours. No help.
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Amazon Help@AmazonHelp·
@skangus Hello! We're sorry to learn that Atmos isn't working on the Prime Video app. Please send us a direct message, so we may further assist. Be sure not to include personal or account details at this time. -Christie twitter.com/messages/compo…
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Scott Angus
Scott Angus@skangus·
@annbauerwriter @X I left 6 years ago. I know a bunch of others who are gone now. Spoke to a friend last week who has been thinking about leaving, but (after all of the events the past few weeks) has now told me that they are 100% leaving this year.
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Ann Bauer
Ann Bauer@annbauerwriter·
If my @X evidence is to be trusted, Minnesotans are planning to leave the state in droves. But I don't trust, because the algorithm shows you what it believes validates you, which is useless...🙄 So give me the facts, my Minnesota people. Are you/people you know REALLY leaving?
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Jon Gabriel
Jon Gabriel@exjon·
Trump should suspend the Minnesota Vikings for a decade.
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Ann Bauer
Ann Bauer@annbauerwriter·
Just spoke to a guy I know from MN. He said he's going to end up paying an additional $350 in payroll tax for the new 'medical family leave' program. But that's OK: He's planning to take family leave and will recoup about 10x his 'investment.' Roughly $3,500. That's why.
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman

Why are the people of Minnesota not on the Capitol steps demanding justice for being robbed of Billions of dollars? Tim Walz should be held accountable.

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Redhead Ranting™
Redhead Ranting™@redheadranting·
Ya'll have no idea how stressful and embarrassing it is to open this app and be a Minnesotan.
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Dustin Grage
Dustin Grage@GrageDustin·
As if Tim Walz hasn’t done enough, he also managed to ruin the Minnesota Vikings. He should be deported back to Nebraska.
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Scott Angus
Scott Angus@skangus·
They really should make special parking for people who have to visit Home Depot multiple times in one day.
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Scott Angus
Scott Angus@skangus·
@Kitboga You guys should do a fraud college campus tour, or maybe nursing home tour. Not sure who needs it more.
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Scott Angus
Scott Angus@skangus·
@annbauerwriter It’s been 6 years for me. I’m at the point where I really miss it. There’s really no place like it, but I can’t bring myself to move back to the insanity.
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Ann Bauer
Ann Bauer@annbauerwriter·
Why I left Minnesota: The taxes, the fraud, the fraud, the fraud. The fact that every single conversation became political and having a centrist or questioning point of view meant being screamed at, shunned and alienated - everywhere. Neighborhood, coffeeshops, business meetings, yoga classes. The crime that everyone said wasn't happening. The high prices. The deterioration of once-great systems: public education, public libraries, public parks. The graft in every direction. The road rage. The corrupt elected officials. The frequent newsworthy murders born of all the division and hatred and politicking. The Marxist trans activism culture that squashed and exploited real living LGBT individuals, subsuming them into a dystopian cause. The dirty, ripped-up streets; government agencies that don't do their jobs; ridiculously insecure information systems at government and university levels that are constantly being hacked. The overpayment of social service dollars to buy votes. Oh, and the ballot harvesting which is definitely going on at more-than-Romanian-level rates. The superiority of the brahmin public sector set: the millionaires who work for state, city and university. The absolutely worthless and captured newspaper of record that has ignored some of the biggest stories in the nation (world?) because of their political ties. The fact that they took my home - which was beautiful and warm and civil - and made it into a proto-socialist experiment that oppresses everyone except the brahmins. Tim Walz. Keith Ellison. Ilhan Omar. The slavish Republicans who pretend to oppose them but really suck from the same trough. Property tax levies. Inoperable light rail that cost billions. January and February - dim, hard, and cold.
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BowTiedBroke
BowTiedBroke@BowTiedBroke·
Husqvarna sent me a stack of chainsaws to give away because a bear stole mine & Internet went wild. I’m adding a 4 day/3 nt stay to my Smoky Mtn cabin. (Side by side tours, meet Jimmy & me, see old moonshine stills, crazy views). To enter (100% free, no purchase necessary): 1) Follow @BowTiedBroke 2) Comment on THIS post with literally anything (tag friends = extra luck with the dartboard later 👀) Contest runs exactly 24 hours —-> closes tomorrow at 10:00 AM EST At close, @grok will instantly pick 20 random commenters with accounts older than 3 months. Then, I put those 20 names on a dartboard, film one throw, and THAT person wins everything. No bots, no BS, fully transparent. Grok posts the 20 here, the dart decides destiny 🎯 Sorry international followers (not that I have that many) U.S. followers only for this one. Cabin is in Tennessee, chainsaws are heavy, and bears don’t do passports. Let’s go! Drop a reply and let’s see who the Chainsaw stealing bear chooses.
HusqvarnaUSA@HusqvarnaUSA

We are the preferred chainsaw brand for bears.

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Sawyer Merritt
Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt·
BREAKING: Tesla has officially received approval from the Arizona Department of Transportation to launch its Robotaxi service on public roads in the state! I just confirmed directly with the Arizona DOT that @Tesla applied for a Transportation Network Company permit on Nov 13th. Tesla met the requirements to operate as a TNC and is permitted as of Nov 17th. Tesla can now legally run a paid, autonomous ride-hailing service in Arizona. The Arizona TNC permit is not limited to a specific city 😎
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