Madison Guinn

I stalk everyone no one special i’m just a stalker

WE KEEP GOING

why do baby clothes have pockets when they have no money or goals

9 year old me when avril lavigne said "hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

“male loneliness epidemic” ohhh you mean the male consequence epidemic

My buddy just got posted on slide 11/13 on his gf of three years semester dump

emojis can try but they will never embody the sheer, unadulterated joy like :D does

whoever named the amoeba knocked it out of the park, that’s what that thing is

My son just yelled from his bedroom “mom what time was I born??” BOYYYY SHE A WITCH HANG UP THE PHONE NOW!!

my internal monologue is better than any podcast. wish you guys could hear this shit

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

When people pull across a lane in front of me on the road, I never slow down, I speed up so they can panic and think about what they did.

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

Quando vc vai nas notas do seu celular procurar uma senha e acaba achando um textão falando de como se sentia

Crashing out in the gc and no one responds

i hope this email kills us both instantly

How it feels listening to dogshit music you loved in high school.