🫧 canned coochie 🫧

selling sunset realtor: “this view is AMAZING” the view:

nupi

most slept-on, cvnty artist of this millennia i love u cmat

Male-presenting straight men (a demographic of 40% of the population) are responsible for almost all sexual offences against women and children, and I want to know why gender critical activists have instead spent every ounce of their energy pursuing the 0.1% who are trans.

real story

i’m sorry but the cultural impact of a SINGLE TV SHOW to have its theme song played at COACHELLA with the LA PHILHARMONIC

@feederofcats you say no out of state adoptions but you say nothing about… out of country. i live in France ship him over and ill feed him baguette chunks

I appreciate the people from out of state who have reached out, but I generally do not do out of state adoptions and especially not with this guy. thank you though

The senior cat who was dropped off in a stroller is still here - haven't gotten any realistic apps. He's getting more and more stressed the longer he's here and lashes out because he's scared. A great source of stress for me at the moment, hopefully he can find a quiet home soon

hmm

apple watch battery is fuckin stooooopid btw. you can’t tell me garmin and coros and even huawei have comparable functionality and last a WEEK on one charge, but apple is awake 24 hours and begins crying for power like a tiny baby begging for the teat of its mother

Joy