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@marluvstare Commentin on this tweet>>>>

people be doing the most random things and be adding “>>>>” at the back. “doing your laundry>>>” no do am nau, pig.

@instablog9ja This is getting crazy,xenophobia ii

South Africans verbally att@ck schoolchildren from other African countries

@suraj_rahim Data wey u don use since when u buy ur iPhone

Lmao

@socetyhatesjay I walked into the room and saw my babe crying. i asked, “why you crying, bae?” he threw his phone at me and this tweet was on display. then he asked, “why aren’t you like jay?” i didn’t say a word. i just left the room in tears because i knew i could never be like jay 😔

april dump: hate is fuel😋

@CHARMAINE45217 Hey text me

Hi guyssss🌚😂😂😭

@ackoraydey No be me die ,which one be say dead ass,na u go die

@skiiishim Deadass?

This so shocking ,prayers for her family

@opyoluwa Skin like milk??nah you are the dairy

Just had to try it 🤗❤️

@WetBarbie_ Done dad

@skiiishim Sure. Fb

I no even sabi say I don reach 400. 🥲 500 when? 🥹💕

@Thegal121183753 Rest

You should be in prison if you are not successful before the age of 25 as a man

@gnf_ogo It is this mentality that will always keep Nigeria terribly corrupt and backward Pastors building youths in morality and virtue are not your problem It is this mentality that once I have money, I am better than the rest that is Nigeria’s problem, Why are you not in camp?

📍nysc camp, mammy market.

Gba month

@Peaceasanga I want to rest my head on your laps😋😋

Out to renew my All back😌😌

@UrfavBoyq U no even edit atall u just paste am 😭😭😭

I didn’t quit gambling because I won big. I quit because of silence. It happened just last week. I had been deep into virtual sports betting for hours. One round after another, chasing losses, telling myself the next game would fix everything. Before I knew it, I had lost ₦50,000. Still, I didn’t stop. I kept playing, hoping to recover, while the cashiers kept placing bets for me, trusting I would settle up later. The debt kept climbing. When it got to ₦30,000 extra that I owed them, they stopped everything. No more bets. No more chances. Just pressure. They wanted their money, and I had nothing left on me. Not even my phone could cover it. That was when reality hit me. I had only one option left—call my wife. I had always hidden my gambling from her, so making that call felt heavier than the debt itself. But I had no choice. I asked her to meet me at the shop. When she arrived and saw where I was, the look on her face said everything. I explained everything—how I lost the money, how I kept going, how I ended up owing. Somewhere in the middle of it, I broke down and started crying. She just looked at me and said, “Is that why you want to cry?”

We went 23 rounds ,she was in a deep sleep for two days ,she couldn’t even walk until the following week. We later broke 2025 ever since I haven’t forgot that wonderful experience

There was this girl i met on tinder 2023,she was a slim thick baddie with a bad ass,we started dating ,2024 she came over to my place,we already plan not to have sex since it’s the first time she is coming over,she wore a very short skirt ,so short that if she bend down ……

You can see her fat ass,she was sitting on my bed,she started moving closer to me,my epon buruku also started moving ,before i knew light went off,she sucked my dih with ice cream for two hours straight .i gave her all the style i have ever watched when i was still a gooner …

2019 i met this girl online via facebook during that time i was a chronic gooner,i goon ten times per day , on a good day 20 times,we started dating 2024,2025 we had s3x was my first time btw,ever since then something in me changed,I stopped gooning,i locked in on s3x……

@elonhatesder4 God😭😭😭

When I small, me and my sister de visit my papa coal Tah production Kompany every Monday Anytime wey I run around for there, he go carry big Kane knack me for back Last week, I ask am why he de flog only me that time He talk say he de fear make industrial machine no pami bayern Omo na once I begin support Bayern Munich 😂✌️❤️