Mark Howie

@RealJoshannon @AstonMartinF1 My money is on "Principal of Team Activities"

@AstonMartinF1 This could only mean Jonathan is offered a different position other than TP

An update from Lawrence Stroll.

@wbuxtonofficial No gardening leave? Guessing that Audi will have been handsomely compensated.

Audi confirms Jonathan Wheatley will depart the team with immediate effect for personal reasons. Mattia Binotto, Head of Audi F1 Project, will continue leading the team while taking over additional responsibilities as Team Principal.

@KellySotherton I've had this when running the line for my kids' teams over the years. The difference is I'm 16 stone and it wasn't me who went flying 🤣

Best thing tonight

@Sakkanel @NUFC Bruno isn't fit, he's joined the team to support them as their captain. Hopefully it won't be too long though...

@NUFC Wait... Bruno Guimaraes is back? Upset incoming. Keep it tight in the middle and load long balls to Gordon. Hopefully, Howe has the common sense to start Murphy as well and NOT Elanga.

Wheels up ✈️ Barcelona-bound 🇪🇸

@NathanActor2008 Yay! Nathan's back. I thought you'd found some friends and deserted us.

@NUFC Celebrated like you just won the quadruple absolute embarrassing little club

One year on. History made 🏆

@InsideUtdHQ @NUFC @ChampionsLeague I think you meant battered. You'd still be wrong though.

@NUFC @ChampionsLeague Don’t! You’re getting bartered today😂😂😂

FC Barcelona. Under the lights at St. James' Park. LET'S GO! 😤

@InsideUtdHQ @NUFC @worflags Pray tell, which clubs amalgamated to form Manchester "United". Only one United. Lol.

@NUFC @worflags No one rates your Club 🤷🏼There is only one United! That is Manchester United 🌟

Saturday night. Under the lights 😤   #BringYourScarf 🏴🏳️ @worflags

@amorim_ggmu @premierleague @ManUtd

@premierleague @ManUtd Hold that, Newcastle fans!

And now Casemiro has has levelled the scores for @ManUtd! 🔴

@G57198624 @NUFC Hi didn't dive. Slight touch on his foot, not enough for a pen but it put him off balance. He didn't even look at an official for the decision.

@NUFC Why dive? Absolutely pathetic, send him back to Villa

Jacob Ramsey has been shown a second yellow card. [0-0] 45'

@matt_saunders_ @fesshole Sedation isn't automatically a requirement, especially if the tooth is close to coming out of its own accord.

@fesshole They let you drive after you’d been sufficiently sedated for an extraction?!

Went to the dentist as I needed a tooth extracted. Parked nearby & paid for 2 hours parking just in case an hour wasn't enough & I didn't need to be stressing about my parking running out. Got back to the car after 54 minutes. Sat in the car for 7 minutes to get my moneys worth.

@NUFC @FCBarcelona Who'd have thought it. Barca and Manchester City both dropping out in R16. Wowsers.

See you in the round of 16, @FCBarcelona 👋

@Jayden7i @NUFC Let's not forget that we need to qualify for the knockout stages and Qarabag held Chelsea to a 2-2. We can't disrespect them.

@NUFC Our Academy is always gonna be average because we never give them a chance, Shahar had to start man

HOWAY THE LADS! ✊

@Regista10_ @NUFC Two in case a GK sub is required. Another in case we'd like to give an academy player a UCL debut.

@NUFC Three Goalkeepers on the bench? Three? That's insane.

@NathanActor2008 Yay, Nathan's here. For a while I thought you'd found some friends.

@NUFC Man City are going to batter your shit tiny club

HOWAY THE LADS 👊

@NathanActor2008 @NUFC @ChampionsLeague Nathan, it's funny that you're here all the time but mate, you need to learn to count. Not even all of today's goals were pens.

@NUFC @ChampionsLeague 10 pens

9️⃣ #UCL games 🔟 #UCL goals AG10 is into double figures in the @ChampionsLeague! 🔥

@steelo50 @NUFC Thanks for that. I did check the app but it didn't mention it. Doubly harsh.

@skimpybean @NUFC

PENALTY TO NEWCASTLE! 💪 [0-2] 31’

@steelo50 @NUFC That's a bit of FA guidance. By the Laws of the Game and the UEFA guidance it gets given, which is stupid.

@NUFC I mean I’ll take it, but I thought if it was your supporting arm and in contact with ground it was no pen ? Bit harsh

@CharlieM_1992 @NUFC Yep. And in the Premier League it wouldn't have been. I know we want to win but not like that.

@NUFC Not a pen. What else is he meant to do with his arm. We’d be fuming if it was the other way round

@NUFC That's a soft penalty.

@NUFC Great finish from AG10 and yet another goal involvement from Big Dan Burn too.

WHAT A START!!!! 😍😍😍😍