Manifest Density

A man of many hats. Day 1

One booger in the hand is worth two in the bush

Is your best player headbutting 90? I don’t think so

This is pure love for the game because this is a foul ball at a Rockies game.

My HOA is two weeks away from obtaining a nuclear bomb

No condom forever or whatever black panther said

My blood rushing to my hog during my 5th grade class presentation:

If you don’t like that you don’t like Chicago Bulls basketball

Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.

It’s actually very simple. The president is trying to apprehend dangerous criminals and all the dangerous criminals live in states that didn’t vote for the president and also they didn’t do anything and also they’re your neighbors and also you’re next if you keep asking questions

Best marketing in the game he's just a star

the fact they added a pebble THE VERY NEXT FRAME so spongebob could drop the explosive pie 😭😭😭

Finally reunited with my brother!

Netflix rented out a field level suite to promote the upcoming Peaky Blinders movie during one of its Christmas Day NFL games. Pretty smart

Bruh 😭😭😭

Me: “Do you have any books on turtles?” Librarian: “Hard back?” Me: “Yeah, with little heads.”

RDR2 Fun Fact #10: If you throw a dynamite right before a cutscene starts, the scene turns into pure chaos 😂 Real-time cutscenes are always superior.

refs being extra for catch signals >>>

Im wheezing bro 😭

You gotta respect this