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@Jemima_Khan @sophiewillan @metpoliceuk This CANNOT be legal. I'm so sorry for you and your Mum Jemima. It's completely unforgivable. Much love x

@sophiewillan @metpoliceuk Thank you xx

This is a video of hundreds of men protesting for hours outside my 88 yr old mother’s house in Surrey yesterday. The man with the tannoy is threatening - “If Jemima and her children don’t come down here, then we will enter her bedroom.” @metpoliceuk is this legal?

Trying to donate stuff to Ukraine in Victoria. No-one wants it.... help... tried red cross, tried Oxfam.

SOS LOST KEYS in #blackcab #tfl on fluffy #rainbowkeyring. Journey to #sohohouse #180thestrand @9.15am. Desperate for their return. Three keys to my life.

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Don't give the oxygen of posting!

Why does @sainsburys allow customers in without masks? Makes me furious to have people spluttering behind me. @waitrose manage it perfectly and politely. Why?

@susanhillwriter The Great Gatsby

How many books do you have 2 or more copies of ?

@JohnCleese My husband got his quickly. Call a travel agent that offer ( for a price) fast tracking. Three days

...can anyone suggest how she can get into Canada in time to do the film ? It's her first big break Pretty please.... All sorts of Pythonic prezzies for anyone who can help

@AmandaPCraig @PenhaligonsLtd NOOOOOOO!!!! That was Peter O'Toole's favourite as well!

So, these two bottles of ⁦@PenhaligonsLtd⁩ Bluebell Bath Oil have to last me for the rest of my life, as it is now discontinued. I could weep... A heavenly English treat, adored and gone.

@FloraEGill That is beyond foul.

@KTHopkins @MarcusRashford god what a foul sentiment @KTHopkins

Dear @MarcusRashford Do you think women should think about how they are going to feed a child before they decide to have it? I do not want to pay to feed other people’s kids. You are welcome to. Thank you Katie Hopkins

Can't Mary Wakefield drive?

I actually can't understand in this instance why Boris didn't bring his lockdown speech back to himself. So effective if he had said " I had it, I thought I was about to meet the grim reaper, you don't want it, stay at home. And alert."

@newpencilcase I am so desperately sorry for you. All my thoughts and love

@MatthewdAncona It's so sad. And pathetic. I think there is something doubly poignant about celebrating freedom during lockdown. We should NEVER be allowed to forget the price those paid

1/ It’s seriously depressing to see how many people seem to regard the marking of 75 years since VE Day as jingoistic or naff or uncool or unworthy of their attention. More than 75 million died in that conflict, including six million Jews...

See you next Tuesday.

@piersmorgan the Captain Tom Just giving page is down alas

@allisonpearson @mirabarhillel agree

@mirabarhillel I’m expressing what millions think Mira.

Poor old @allisonpearson has completely lost it.

Tiger King has kept me ( vaguely) sane