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@RodKahx Eh?

Our moon. The average US citizen in a nutshell.

@thrashman10 I really hope you get the help you need mentally. betterhelp.com

I had hair when this Texas baseball game began

@EricNahlin That’s good news!

These two have been battling back and forth all spring.

@RepJasmine You couldn’t even make it in Bowie County

Pete Hegseth — the most unqualified Defense Secretary in modern history — blocked the promotion of two Black and two women Army officers. Let’s stop playing.
 This isn’t a coincidence — it’s discrimination. These are servicemembers who earned their rank, served with distinction, and put their lives on the line for this country — and they deserve better than this mess. I’m demanding answers. crockett.house.gov/media/press-re…

@Helloimmorgan Mostly because you’re shopping at the wrong places.

Trump said no inflation so explain to me why a lb of ground beef is nearly $10

@rLonghornNation Already booked mine.

How early is too early to book a hotel in Vegas for January 25, 2027?

Air Cam 👀

@greenteablinker @Aggiebsbnews I’m sorry, our we already in the regionals?

@skylederrick @Aggiebsbnews Mediocrity is losing in your own regional to UTSA buddy but keep yapping

Year 1 vs Year 2 under Earley: A&M hit 23 wins on April 19th in 2025 — this year they got there March 31st. Five SEC wins came on April 11th last year — this year it was March 29th. The boys are averaging 10.04 runs/game (10th nationally) and slugging at .584 (5th nationally)

@Casstastic4 @billyliucci @Moving_Goalpost @AmandaMAtwell Generational tits would be my answer

@billyliucci @Moving_Goalpost @AmandaMAtwell Why wouldn’t you!? I’m a delight.

Does A&M have a Texas problem? Or does @billyliucci have an @AmandaMAtwell problem? 🤣 Find out on the latest episode of the pod: youtu.be/EXH4qetxbCY?si…

@Jertriot Generational wealth in Oklahoma is a double wide and and lack of Marlboro 100’s

We have made it just as far as Texas and didn’t have to spend generational wealth to do it 😂

@Jertriot You’re mom has also passed around her box and word on the street is it smells like cheez its

We made a playoff last year… yall passed around a Cheezit box 😂

@BarstoolTXST Update?

71 percent of Earth’s surface is covered by water. The rest is covered by the University of Texas at Austin’s defense.

@Jertriot You should hear what she says when she’s bouncing on Deez Nuts

My mom has always told me I am.

I’m frequently disappointed in politicians but Tom Massie defied the odds in my unfortunate experiences with him, as he surpassed my lowest expectations. This zero pretends to be a principled defender of liberty but, in the real world, he supports third-world tyranny. Here are the receipts from a phone call I had with this zero offering him a briefing on multiple investigations he was inserting himself into by publicly commenting on them. Rather than affording the subjects of the cases their constitutional Right to due process, Massie chose to waive off the briefing and litigate it on X for clicks. Notice I tried to call him back but he wasn’t interested in facts. It’s also of note that I never heard a single word from Massie during the process we engaged in to release the Epstein case docs. This process played out in media everywhere and yet Massie never reached out. Not once. It’s almost as if he wants to be a moron. As if ignorance is bliss for him. I’m horrified I once believed this guy was authentic.

@ALPsooner @_MaroonKoolAid

@_MaroonKoolAid It’s what happens when you’re fed with a silver spoon

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@OUkristi Did it work?

I’m not watching the baseball game… hopefully that helps us get the W today….

@AmandaMAtwell Had a bunch of Tech frat boys mouth at my then 10 and 8 year old sons as they left early In the 3rd quarter. Raider rash trash.

Alternate view of the game this picture is from, the one Texas won 70-35. (Thank you for the best first-game back since graduating from Texas, I appreciate your lack of effort 🧡)