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A better fairer country with a healthy environment as well as economy .The future is good if we stop the right from keeping us in the past. #environment🌱
Ku-ring-gai, pale blue dot. Katılım Mart 2021
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Justice! What justice. You can be a tamperer and get away with this abhorrent crime!!! Ian
Aaron Smith@aaronsmith
The 27 year old man does not deny meeting up with a 13 year old boy and having sex with him (aka rape). His defence is that he thought the boy was 17, and that appears to have worked. I'm fucking lost. What is this?
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Bunnings is selling ancient Tasmanian tree ferns, hacked from native forests, while misleading customers with greenwashed claims. Read more from our Campaigns Director, Jenny Weber, in this article by Yahoo Australia — ow.ly/aFHh50Y5Ma9 #auspol #politas



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🇦🇺🦘The US Embassy Asked Australians A Question. They Immediately Regretted It.
The US Embassy in Australia posted what they thought was a helpful service announcement: "Planning to travel to the United States? Apply for Global Entry for faster processing at US airports."
Five minutes later, the comment section looked like a crime scene.
"No thanks. We've been watching how your border security operates."
And that was one of the polite ones.
When Australians Say What Everyone Else Is Thinking
What the embassy got was a masterclass in Australian directness, that beautiful cultural trait where Australians say exactly what's on their mind with the confidence of a nation that's already survived everything trying to kill them.
"Why would anyone want to go to the US right now?"
"I'd rather go to China."
"'Sup? Tourist arrivals down a bit? 🤣"
No think pieces. No diplomatic hedging. Just Australians doing what they do best: cutting through the bullshit with the precision of a hot knife through butter.
Canada suddenly became the hottest destination on Earth. In thirty seconds, Australians gave Canada more positive PR than their entire tourism board manages in a year.
The Efficiency Pitch That Backfired Spectacularly
The embassy was selling speed. Faster lines! Quicker processing! Skip the queue!
Australians heard: "We can now reject you more efficiently."
One person asked the real question: "Does this include snooping on five years' worth of my social media and expecting me to turn over the names of friends and family?"
Another wanted to know if they'd be shot before or after the automated kiosk. Fair question, honestly.
Someone else thoughtfully added: "Keep that comment on record for your review of my social media."
That's peak Australian energy – not just brutally honest, but also doing the paperwork for you.
Here's the thing that must have stung: Australians weren't furious. They were uninterested.
The embassy didn't trigger outrage. They triggered the most devastating response possible: "Yeah, nah."
When an Australian says "yeah nah," the conversation is done. Finished. No amount of convenience features will resurrect it.
"There's plenty of other journeys to make, I'll head there first! Canada sounds nice."
The post promised faster entry. Australians asked: Faster entry to what? An interrogation? A phone search? A political situation they'd prefer to watch from 10,000 miles away?
As one person put it: "I grew up watching Disneyland, Hanna-Barbera, dreaming of visiting the US. I've travelled extensively to Europe & Asia... there's no way under your current situation would I consider it!"
That's the sound of childhood dreams being archived in the "maybe later" folder.
The Beautiful Chaos Of Australian Commentary
American diplomacy runs on optimism and carefully crafted messaging. Australian social media runs on instinct, honesty, and the civic duty to warn others before they accidentally book flights.
One person said: "Always wondered what it would be like in 1930s Germany. Guess now I can find out."
"Not going through my email accounts for the last ten years. Go fuck yourselves."
That second one really captures the Australian spirit: practical assessment followed by a firm boundary.
What The Embassy Actually Discovered
They discovered something important: Australians will absolutely tell you the truth, especially when you're not ready to hear it.
They discovered that you can't marketing-speak your way past a reputation crisis. And they discovered that when you ask Australians for feedback, you should probably prepare for Australians to give you feedback.
Raw, Real, unfiltered, sometimes profane, always honest feedback.
The kind that comes from a nation that's geographically isolated enough to have perspective, culturally confident enough to share it, and collectively sunburned enough to have zero patience for nonsense.
A Faster Way To Somewhere They're Not Going
Global Entry now means something different to Australians: expedited processing for a trip they've already cancelled.
The embassy promised efficiency. Australians responded with the most Australian thing possible – complete honesty delivered with zero corporate filter.
And honestly? The world needs more of that energy.
You've got to love Australians. They'll tell you exactly what they think, make you laugh while doing it, and somehow leave you feeling like you just got excellent advice.
Even if that advice is: "Yeah nah, we're good thanks mate." 😂
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@PressSec All of Europe is laughing at your mentally ill president.
He is a disgrace to the USA.
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