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@sl0loris

culturally-confused cookie monster & thai/chinese american, @thehertieschool MPP & @launchdarkly software engineer. she/they

berlin & sometimes london Katılım Ekim 2012
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trash jones
trash jones@jzux·
AI is kind of like Temu for thinking
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@traderepublic my crypto has completely vanished from app and i can't find any crypto wallet anywhere, even after updating and restarting the app
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Trade Republic
Trade Republic@traderepublic·
Today, we complete our Multi Wealth offering with the launch of the new Crypto Wallet. -- Transfer your cryptos to and from external wallets. No fees from us. -- Stake your cryptos to earn weekly rewards while staying invested in the market. -- Earn 2 % Crypto Saveback when paying with your cryptos. Transfer, stake and spend. With our Crypto Wallet.
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mattie lubchansky
mattie lubchansky@Lubchansky·
older guy on the N train started screaming about the mayors race and i was like here we go but then it turns out he was just telling everyone about all the bad shit cuomo did. greatest city in the world baby!
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Hakeem Jeffries
Hakeem Jeffries@RepJeffries·
The Trump administration has been an unmitigated disaster over the first 100 days. These extremists are not fit to govern and we will hold them accountable.
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mike birnigglia
mike birnigglia@MikeBirnigglia·
If what Elon did wasn’t a Nazi salute then do it tomorrow at work.
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isabelle@sl0loris·
trump: as per mlk's dream, we will be forging a society that is colorblind and merit-based
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isabelle@sl0loris·
@_samand_ but like why do you need 1.5x as many bathrooms as bedrooms
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Sam Andrews@_samand_·
screaming crying throwing up at my dream home going up for rent in brooklyn for a casual $22,000 per month. 8 bedrooms 12 bathrooms???
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isabelle@sl0loris·
everyone can agree that sf peaked the year they moved there
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Nassreddin 🍉 نصر الدين
Nassreddin 🍉 نصر الدين@Nassreddin2002·
The FIRST time the afternoon prayer is called from the iconic Ummayad Mosque in Damascus after 54 years of the bloodthirsty Assad regime Al Jazeera’s reporter can’t help but cry John the Baptist (Prophet Yahya in Islam) is buried here. And so many rebels dreamt of praying here
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isabelle@sl0loris·
@WhatsApp i was locked out of my account and your 'Contact Us' form on the website is broken. how can i reach out?
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isabelle@sl0loris·
imagine how much richer we'd all be if they hadn't invented so many ways to spend money from your sofa
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isabelle@sl0loris·
my love language is cat videos
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isabelle@sl0loris·
obviously the correct way to eat gummy bears is to rip off their heads to put them quickly out of their misery, right? asking for a friend
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isabelle@sl0loris·
it's normal for your fingers to just type out 'git status' whenever they're at a computer and forgot what to do, right?
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isabelle@sl0loris·
i feel like what we can learn from watching legally blonde again is that sometimes smart women get by in life by pretending to be stupid
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isabelle@sl0loris·
there needs to be boomer controls on chat apps because that generation doesn't understand modern digital messaging etiquette
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isabelle@sl0loris·
met a guy at a party a couple weeks ago who told me he primarily reads scifi and 'ancient greek texts'. i asked him what he would rec of what he's read recently but he couldn't come up with anything. 3 minutes later he interrupts the convo to say marcus aurelius' meditations
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derek guy
derek guy@dieworkwear·
stop thinking you need a relationship to be happy. sometimes all you need is affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood where you can wear nice little outfits and get food
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