@boyymodal when the location feature released this was the first account i checked because i assumed the only reason youd write sentences like that is if you were an ESL
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thinking about the rightwing account on here ran by a guy who seemingly has a learning disability of some kind
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@kitsuneredFES I missed 4/5 draco meteors today across three games this is just absolutely correct
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@MatthiasReedV I love civ v but i always end up picking korea and going science
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@StatisticUrban I did the same thing today for sioux falls south dakota and the prices were about the same and i had the same reaction
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Thought to myself "I wonder what housing in Des Moines, Iowa is like" and went on Zillow and got one shot.
I get that these are not the median, and are large houses in a good area, but they are significantly less than what I though $900k would get you in f*cking Iowa
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Explaining to the toddler being eaten alive that ackshually it’s not a pitbull, it’s a staffordshire terrier (commonly called a pitbull)
Everyone knows what is meant by “pitbull,” we don’t need to play these semantic games
ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓢⓐ - ⓚⓡⓐⓨ@Krissa_Kray_
Pitbull haters, this one is for you
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@rfkenmore Tried on the top left and you could see my nipples through i was feeling a little slutty
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Buck Mason Spring III is up
— You cannot be wearing a football yoke
— Burgundy shirt, big news for warm color fans
— Seasonal plaids continue to ooze midcentury
— Aforementioned trending Herringbone "Soft Pack" Shirt as worn by Mr. Mason. Very sick shirt name IMO
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@viperwave Adam Friedland so influential. Not everyone listened to him shit himself on a podcast, but everyone that did went on to shit themselves on a podcast.
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@TravisInExile @pasta_nachos Your family lived within a one block radius of wrigley field?
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@pasta_nachos I can’t afford to live in the neighborhood I grew up in, where my family lived for several generations before me. That kinda sucks.
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The core of all “gentrification” arguments is “I miss the vacant lots of my childhood”
Zak Yudhishthu@zyudhishthu
I don’t doubt that Wrigleyville’s change has happened in ways that a lot of people don’t like, but then I hear the complaint that “there used to be a 7/11” and I get a little confused
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@nightkilling67 @redvivisection im trying to stop saying re**** so just replace buddy with that
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@sl0th100 @redvivisection how bro felt saying "Maybe you should work on your reading comprehension buddy"
GIF
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'Even as a teen, I was able to locate the themes of a show.'
🌌🧠 🍺Jean Allen 🍺🧠 🌌@peakcapitolism
It was so funny that in 2006 even as a depressed teen I was like "this is myopic misery porn" and then having to see everyone else get there 11 years later
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@PENELOPTICON ok but that does kind of inherently make the crime less bad that they were targeting other predators instead of like children
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Just FYI, the vast majority of people who do stuff like this are psychopaths who pick these acceptable targets because they know it’ll get them sympathy
Unlimited L's@unlimited_ls
NEW: Florida teen kills s*x offender and dumps two suitcases stuffed with his remains "because he was a s*x offender ... and he wanted to kill him" Lucas Jones, 19, is facing multiple charges, including murder The remains of Colie Lee Daniel, 28, were found after officers responded to a report of an abandoned suitcase attracting vultures Jones’ girlfriend told detectives that he confessed to killing Daniel, saying, "I killed somebody and cut him up." She said Jones told her he targeted Daniel "because he was a s*x offender ... and he wanted to kill him." The girlfriend said she didn’t know how Jones and Daniel met, "but knows [Jones] had printed a list of nearby s*x offenders." According to the affidavit, Jones admitted killing Daniel with a baseball bat, dismembering the body, and placing the remains into suitcases and storage containers
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Never blackpill.
You can always just break routine.
Change the scenery.
You can sit at Urth on Melrose even though everyone told you not to.
“No, Kenmore, no — it’s not 2013 anymore.
You have to go to the new place.
The place with the 50-minute line. Takeout only.
Where they kind of hate you.”¹
Sorry, I don’t own the requisite blue-tinted sunglasses for that.
You don’t have to do anything.
But it is true you ought to do something.
Hit a few stores. See what things look like.
Ask specific questions about revenue.
Demand they show you the Porsche.
Ask where to get dinner.
Maybe take them up on it.
Life is full of rewards.
The only requirement is being aggressively alive.
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¹ Not Wake And Late, they’re actually very nice.
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It's important to always connect a face with the body lest we objectify it unnecessarily
bailey@Baileymoon15
i stand with bryon noem
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Its “roman” “helmet” guy, not “roman helmet” guy
Roman Helmet Guy@romanhelmetguy
The reason the Iranian govt is releasing propaganda videos (in English) is because they know the only way they can possibly survive this war is by convincing the American public to apply enough pressure on Trump that he stops it. This should be obvious, but people are dumb.
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@madeleinedupre @Eric_Erins @JSNarcissus Yes but the students have been there longer than the poor people
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@Eric_Erins @JSNarcissus There are of course other forces gentrifying HP but to pretend like students aren’t part of the equation is missing the point I think
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“Replace gentrifiers with transplant gentrifiers”
Midwest Antiquarian@Eric_Erins
With a push some of us in the professional class can price U Chicago students out of Hyde Park and liberate one of the most beautiful neighborhoods in the city from their perpetual sourpuss
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