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@drew_erz We could time warp the Beatles from 1962 and still get nul pionts

Why does the UK keep sending just straight up awful acts to Eurovision?

@ottawascot @CELTICFC55 @ScottishFA You are trying so hard

@CELTICFC55 @ScottishFA Guy running up to him for a square go ffs 🤣🤣🤣

When John Beaton was threatened the @ScottishFA were quick to release a statement. Its been hours since Hearts players were attacked and there has been nothing but silence.

@ArminJohnert @rasmusbravado @MarvinoSGE I don't think they were the best but 8/10

@rasmusbravado @MarvinoSGE TotallY disagree. They were the best

without a doubt the worst eurovision hosts we’ve seen in the last 20 years

@rasmusbravado The girl was quite good. This is an odd tweet

@crazyspacepanda @heraldscotland You have that word inside you. Everyone does. His illness means he can't stop saying stuff

@heraldscotland To shout that word means you have that word inside you and I really don't need to say any more than that...

"How deeply disappointing it is to see Alan Cumming joining the ranks of people critical of the behaviour and reactions to John Davidson's interjection at the BAFTA Awards in February. "John Davidson has shown courage in telling his story. He is to be congratulated on the honesty and integrity of I Swear. John’s attendance at the ceremony was always at a risk of some intervention: surely that is the point of the film, and all those in attendance would/should have been aware – and tolerant – of that. It perfectly illustrates the whole point of the film and to an international audience. "The reactions since reflect very badly on BAFTA, BBC and luminaries such as Mr Cumming, displaying an intolerance and a level of hypocrisy around the notion of 'inclusive' cultural and arts. "Instead of using the incident to promote awareness and understanding of the condition, and inclusiveness in the arts, they have chosen to undermine and embarrass John and the many people affected by the condition. "Shame on them all." || LETTERS 👇 𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌 (𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵): 𝘐𝘢𝘯 𝘞𝘦𝘴𝘵/𝘗𝘈 𝘞𝘪𝘳𝘦/𝘗𝘈 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌 (𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵): 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨/𝘗𝘈 𝘞𝘪𝘳𝘦/𝘗𝘈 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴

@AnnieEaves They looked at data on kids. Sacked? Prosecuted, jailed, pension removed

Every single member of staff at that Aintree hospital who accessed private medical records of the Southport victims should be sacked. Wanting info to look big to your mates on WhatsApp does not excuse the trust and privacy they’ve broken. Sack every single one.

@IanMurrayMP Surely this one is for the court for arbitration in sport

They will introduce sanctions next season and find and deduct points from Dundee and st Johnstone. They will then claim their sanctions are working. Celtic fans have spent more time on the pitch this season than shankland.

@Fatbaldbloke1 Where's his coat of many colours. You know the one we touch to cure us of the Kings Evil

When you forget your PE kit on cross country day and Mr Williams makes you do it in whatever is in the lost and found box.

@NimkoAli Lol school

Why are we glamorising this? She should be in school sitting her GCSES.

@rgsneddon I've been seeing that on roadsigns for weeks now. Almost feel nostalgic about the Flat earth graffiti

The colourful mural on the footpath at the M8 slip, at Royston has been defaced with the flag of Ireland and abhorrent 'KAH' text. Designed to show the welcoming side of a vibrant Glasgow community, the mural has been vandalised with sectarian graffiti.

@PoliceScotland Well well well

Police are dealing with disorder in the Trongate area of Glasgow. For public safety reasons, all members of the public are being asked to leave the area. Read more: orlo.uk/oYZr8

@Nareystoepoker Hearts won this afternoon. The trophy got stolen from them but Hearts are the real winners

I'm 42 years old and I genuinely wonder if a club other than the Old Firm will win the title before I die

@putey_pute Their city🤔

Why are Celtic fans making their city a shithole, attacking the police (and each other)? Didn’t they just win something? 🤣

@nickfromnorwood @JamTarts Says the big Christian

@JamTarts Celtic won the title fair and square. Perhaps had y'all not allowed them to score two goals in less than ten minutes, your tinpot club would have actually won the league.

Club statement: Events at Celtic Park 🔗 tinyurl.com/kke86ved

@nickfromnorwood @JamTarts It wasn't...after the match . Keep working but you still had 30seconds to go

@JamTarts Translation: We apologize for having a hissy fit and demanding the result ne overturned because Celtic supporters stormed the pitch after the match. We are ashamed to be idiotic supporters of a tinpot club. Long live Celtic, long live Rangers, and long live the Old Firm.

@SteveSayersOne Something weird about his account , a few days ago wasn't giving a location now it is. 🤔 Feb 2026🤔🤔

😂😂😂 #Nuppet You may ‘identify’ exclusively as Scottish or a dog or whatever, many do 😏. But legally and officially, under current UK law (which applies fully in Scotland), you are a British citizen regardless of personal denial or feelings. Citizenship is a legal status defined by statute, not self-declaration. Here’s every key legal framework, official document, and government process that confirms this: 1. British Nationality Act 1981 (the core law)
This is the primary legislation governing UK nationality. It applies across the entire United Kingdom, including Scotland. Most people born in Scotland after 1 Jan 1983 are automatically British citizens if at least one parent was a British citizen or “settled” in the UK at the time of birth. Scotland is not a separate country for nationality purposes. Full Act: legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1981/61 2. UK Passport (the definitive proof document)
Only British citizens can apply for or hold a UK passport. Issued by HM Passport Office. No Scottish passport exists. gov.uk/british-passpo… 3. Birth certificate (Scottish-issued)
Issued by National Records of Scotland. Records birth in the UK and, with the 1981 Act, proves the facts of British citizenship. 4. Certificate of British citizenship
Formal proof via Home Office if needed: gov.uk/apply-citizens… 5. Right of abode & immigration status
Automatic right to live/work in the UK with no controls. gov.uk confirms this for British citizens. 6. Other everyday official UK processes & documents •National Insurance number & HMRC tax records — issued on UK/British entitlement basis •DVLA Great Britain driving licence •Electoral register & UK Parliament voting rights •NHS, benefits, pensions — accessed as British citizen •Any UK gov service requiring ID 7. Scottish Government itself acknowledges this
No separate Scottish citizenship currently exists. Most in Scotland are British citizens and would only gain Scottish citizenship after independence. gov.scot/publications/i… Key legal point: You cannot “deny” British citizenship by tweet. Only formal renunciation via Home Office works (and risks statelessness). You can feel fully Scottish and back independence. But law, passports, and official systems say you’re British. Statute, not opinion.

@TiffanyFong Scrabble highscores

who the fuck are these people

@Restrictfootage That's one way to do it

Women kept bumping man with her cart repeatedly and then this happened....

@AgentP22 Au contraire, she was very effective. She had a different agenda

Why did it take so long? She was utterly hopeless. dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/…

@_lliesl_ @Scott_Wortley Nope

@Scott_Wortley Did the final whistle even go before the fans invaded?

Another pitch invasion this season. Players assaulted this time. What can we expect from the SFA on this?