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@MothinAli 😂😂😂😂

The Greens are the party of the working class. We are not here to play tag along to Starmerism with a northern accent.

So if it was this hot 82 years ago, and this is the first time it has been matched, global warming isn’t a thing.

@livjmills @redelmo89 globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=40481e

@redelmo89 Anyone know why there’s a helicopter now over Walton vale?

Here come the yearly helicopter/sirens for Crosby beach

@livjmills @redelmo89 think it has taken someone into aintree hospital... my mates daughter is down there, apparently someone with a machete attacked someone

Machete attack down Crosby beach... heard the helicopter circling for a bit, it looks to be at Aintree hospital now globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=40481e

@87colB helicopter is circling down there now... stay safe

Always better to walk over to crosby side than stay at waterloo side especially on day like today as waterloo has everyone gets off train at waterloo!

We are putting out the call.

@suffolkvicar You frightening old man, a vicar on bluesky... RED FLAG! Stay away from kids, and keep out of womens business. terfisaslur.com

Say it loud, say it clear ‘Excluding trans peoples from single sex spaces will not make c!s women safer.’

@DaomiLove terfisaslur.com

Trans women have been using the ladies loos for two decades in the UK. There is NO evidence to suggest women are at a greater risk because of it. This is a made-up problem caused by some rich bigots. Excluding trans peoples from single sex spaces will not make c!s women safer.

@StardustVibes_ terfisaslur.com

Transgender people aren't a danger to anyone.

@Glinner The absolute delusion in that string vest, he looks 19 months pregnant with tits like tumours

This is the man I successfully exposed in court as a sociopath and domestic terrorist. The more people who know about him the better.

@Abraham_Bruce_ mdma

Me quedo pensando en qué hacía ese hombre para que **Angelina Jolie** no pudiera controlarse ni siquiera en público 😮‍💨

@offtheballbbc its all gone pete tong

'Another holiday... who do you think you are, Judith Chalmers??' In tribute to the late great, Judith Chalmers we would like to make a list of people from pop culture whose names have made it into popular sayings💬

@JamesMelville THE CUNTIEST youtube.com/watch?v=Vkym4E…

@jaymurt2805 The first camera phone officially released in the UK was the Nokia 7650, which hit the market in June 2002

Willoughby is lying again, nobody had a camera phone in 1990! 🤡

@Irmenberga This is so sad 😩

"While family members said they had not known the sisters were travelling to Brighton that morning, they have theorised they may have been marking the memory of their mother, who died by drowning in Birmingham in 2010" 😪

@drhingram Their mother also died from drowning :( standard.co.uk/news/london/br…

A brutal response from the family but ok

@GriftReport The cringe is at 11 now. Pure grift.

Heartbroken Katie Price sings emotional ballad for her still-missing husband Lee Andrews on her birthday! The 48-year-old reality star rushed into the studio on Friday to record a cover of Brenda Russell’s 1988 classic ‘Get Here’ and posted the video/photo montage to her Instagram Story. Captioning it she wrote: “Missing my husband so much it breaks my heart knowing he is still missing so I did this song quick as words mean so much to the situation.” Key lyrics include “You can reach me by railway, you can reach me on an airplane… I don’t care how you get here, just get here if you can.” Lee Andrews, 43, vanished in Dubai nearly 10 days ago after sending frantic messages claiming he had been arrested and taken to a “black site.” Katie had previously said she was stepping back from the public search for her own sanity and leaving it to police, the Foreign Office and Interpol.

@TheBayonetBra @TTExulansic kazoo voice... im howling 😂😂😂

@TTExulansic Look at me, so masculine with my kazoo voice and white upper lip liner. Much manliness

Elleot/pigeonsandfries rarely posts. When she does, it's very clear the gender euphoria isn't euphorying anymore.

@triciapenrose how do you get a salmon to cum?

I’m not promoting anything here but Salmon Sperm on my face for the last week has definitely made my skin more radiant!!