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Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Mayıs 2022
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Kimuzi@Kimuzi_·
Yesterday, Africa Uncensored released a very important documentary about the Crisis right now in East Africa: Human Trafficking to Myanmar. It's sad man.
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Blaze Officiel
Blaze Officiel@B3laze·
A maraga presidency will mean that govt expenditure will be low asf.
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Ndaga ®
Ndaga ®@fndaga·
Hailed an Uber to Westlands about 1 hour ago and the car was one of those tiny Chinese EVs called HENREY MINOR, but here's where it gets interesting, the driver's name was HENRY MAINA and my flabber was completely gasted 🤣😂😂🤣
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Eric
Eric@amerix·
Every time there is a USA election that can be won through cheating by mail-in ballots, there is a manufactured plandemic. Criminals.
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Maverick Aoko
Maverick Aoko@AokoOtieno_·
Uhuru and his Deputy Doc Chinko will be in Kiambu today, I'll just be waiting for the roasting he will be unleashing As Professor Soprano aptly posits "Watu waheshimiane" Halafu this issue of murdering youth in cells then claiming suicide IISHE! Latest was hapo Kiambu!
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Cop Shakur
Cop Shakur@CopShakurkihara·
Some months ago, Brayo declined KSh 3.3 million to remove his helmet. Recently, George Ruto also said that he owns a speed bike.Because of this, some netizens are claiming that Brayo Biker is George Ruto.
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Kimuzi
Kimuzi@Kimuzi_·
Maraga respects the constitution. Wachaneni Na your common thieves.
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NTV Kenya
NTV Kenya@ntvkenya·
Uhuru Kenyatta to Ruto: Address the fuel crisis. Malumbano na chuki haitusaidii. Wakenya hawatakula maneno.
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Eric
Eric@amerix·
A man can be seated next to you, smelling of perfume, polished shoes, clean shirt, and inside him there is a whole funeral service happening.
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Kimuzi
Kimuzi@Kimuzi_·
Ukiamka Amka Na Maraga. Maraga the 6th. Ukatiba ndo Tiba. Kenya is ready for change. Maraga is the remedy.
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Yoko
Yoko@Kibet_bull·
Just imagine Jeff Koinange calling you to his JK Live and later coming to say that you were smelling of sweat.
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IVY
IVY@ivymuthe·
Nameless without the cap
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MethoDman
MethoDman@polo_kimanii·
Kasongo and Trump are operating on the same frequency. They’re making policies affecting the markets snd economy kumbe walishaawekelea behind the tent. Only those with insider information will make money in this government
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George T. Diano
George T. Diano@georgediano·
I’ve just woken up after spending the entire night at Club 1824 aggressively irrigating my throat with Kanamba Specioo alongside a yellow yellow damsel from generational wealth who temporarily decided to use my God-given talent of penetrating straight of hermuz namna hatari for her own emotional and recreational healing. Because this economy has humbled some of us beyond recognition, I have officially accepted my fate as a self-powered rechargeable dildo. Mimi kazi yangu ni kumumunya Mukombero, kuinua makagare na kuomba Nyasaye anipe nguvu. Hunger can make a grown man abandon dignity faster than Safaricom bundles disappear after opening TikTok, chesaa!! Anyhauu, so I log into this beautiful app expecting peace, football banter, and maybe explicit photos from shameless women, only to discover that the nation’s leading fundi wa singege and alleged pinhole camera technician has now become the unofficial ambassador of Kamongo deodorant. This app will never disappoint. What was supposed to be a simple podcast interview has now turned into a full-blown hygiene civil war. During the Iko Nini podcast with Polo Kimani, Mwafreeka woke up and chose violence. The man looked at Polo Kimani directly in the pores and confessed that throughout the interview, he could allegedly smell sweat circulating in the studio namna hatari. According to Mwafreeka, surviving the one and a half hour recording session required the strength of a Maasai moran and the lungs of a deepsea diver. Mwafreeka claims the studio atmosphere became so dangerous that even female anopheles mosquitoes were fainting midair. The rasta man then advised Polo Kimani to invest in two very important national resources,, Water & Deodorant. But Polo Kimani was not about to take those allegations lying down like affordable housing promises. He stormed social media breathing fire and accusing Mwafreeka of being rude, disrespectful, and a fully sponsored government propagandist. Honestly, I don’t even know how a podcast interview turned into a hygiene summit, but here we are brethrens. Personally, I just hope Mwafreeka never had the same thoughts about me when I appeared on his podcast. Thankfully, Mama Liam prepared me like a man attending a Ruracio with a dented pocket. She made sure I was smelling like imported Dubai perfume and dressed like the son of a Adonija. She even gave me a lift to South B using that metallic jerrican she confidently refers to as a Mutoka that she bought with a loan.🫩 As Polo Kimani continues defending the sacred doctrine of Mwanaume ni Jasho, Mwafreeka has now positioned himself as chairman of the National Hygiene Oversight Committee. Both camps are currently sharpening their tongues like warriors preparing for battle, and unless someone urgently donates Geisha soap and roll-on deodorant in the spirit of national unity, this war of words is far from over. For now, here at the Kalahari Desert News Desk, ours is simply eyes, ears, and unnecessary analysis as we continue monitoring this developing story from a safe distance preferably somewhere with proper ventilation. Stay tuned gaiz,, coz you know what,, I gatchuuu. Na kama kawa siku zote sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀
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Kimuzi
Kimuzi@Kimuzi_·
Unaeza Pata ata Polo Kimani aliwekelewa ananuka Na Ni Msafi just because ako Na sura no female should bear the curse of enduring it. Shida ya ngulusumu Ni unawekelewa kila kitu mbaya juu ya vile unakaa. Tweet endorsed by Kuwamocho, Bookten and I.
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MethoDman
MethoDman@polo_kimanii·
MARAGA THE 6th. (Doesn’t sweat)
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Kimuzi
Kimuzi@Kimuzi_·
Leo Maraga the 6th ako Lodwar. Officially starting the Ukombozi tour. Kumekucha. Maraga the 6th.
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𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇
𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇@ouma_neko·
My sons already know the house rules. The moment they hear William Ruto’s voice on TV they don’t even ask questions anymore. One runs to switch off the TV, the other disconnects the WiFi, and the youngest starts shouting “Dad calm down, tulikua tumesahau”
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MrBlack™
MrBlack™@KE_MrBlack·
I reduced my WhatsApp status updates after noticing that they subconsciously reflect what's happening in my life😂
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