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@reggieSKOL @MinnesotaDFL I can also see an empty lowball glass with a straw on the table.

@reggieSKOL @MinnesotaDFL Read the caption on the photo. Also, it was .13

2:30pm: GOP Rep. Engen was spotted "sucking down" multiple drinks. One Hour Later: The MN House begins session. Then: GOP Rep. Engen is arrested for a suspected DUI. Elliott Engen was likely drunk on the floor while voting on important public safety legislation.

@DeRushaJ @sully_lilly Oh, and Elliot is a longtime supporter of pretext traffic stops. Ironic considering the condition of his vehicle and registration.

@DeRushaJ @sully_lilly I am aware that this thread is about Elliot Engen and his DUI, and how he left the education finance committee and went day drinking (probably at the Twins opener?) I was replying to the numbnuts from Florida who was trying to somehow make this about Somali fraud.

Disappointing to say the least.

@___dontlietome @MinnesotaDFL 6 min to the first "whatabout" Amazing.

@MinnesotaDFL As disappointing as that is, I remember when you kept a Senator on board that drove 3 hours in the middle of the night and burglarized her step mothers home. I’d sit this one out.

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@sully_lilly @DeRushaJ So were any charges made after all this got "exposed"? Like, any at all? No. My guess is that you know that already, but choose to ignore it.

@DeRushaJ Not as disappointing as Tim Walz and all the Somali fraud!!

@elliottengenMN This aged well.

The DFL has been drunk at the wheel in protecting taxpayer dollars from systemic fraud. There are over $1 Billion dollars worth of reasons Minnesotans are ready to chart a new path.

@ScottWalker Too bad you didn't get a cavity search.

We got through TSA in 5 minutes this morning at DFW.

@JulieGanschow59 @mnhouseDFL Religious people have been an anchor on societal progress for thousands of years, and posts like yours make me happy church attendance is steadily declining.

So much sadness on this thread. All you unbelievers in God Almighty will one day learn you are fools. EVERY knee (including yours) and EVERY tongue (including yours) will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. All your talk of the Bible as fairytales and belief in God being stupid…your eternity is at stake. Repent.

GOP Rep. Mary Franson says she's not worried about climate change because it's not in the Bible: "If you've read the Good Book, you know how it ends, and it's not with climate change." How can we expect Republicans to do serious work when they're so proud about ignoring science?

@CooterDukeIII @druski shut up, nerd

@druski Yea, make fun of a woman whose husband was assassinated just six months ago. Real funny.

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

think this might be one of my favorite videos on the internet.

If you’re scared of “athletes pretending to be women” wait’ll you hear about fascists pretending to be Christian

@Earl_is_King @gov_fails Ok Earl, who says I'm not driving to go buy something that a trucker delivered? Seems important to me. Also, whoever is being passed should just let off the cruise for 4 seconds like a grownup to let the other truck pass.

@gov_fails Doesn’t matter how fast the trucks are passing if they are passing then no rules are broken. You don’t know how irritating it is to be stuck behind a slower truck with these modern safety systems. And remember we’re doing this all day for a job, your little trip is meaningless

About 2 hours into our 8 hour drive to Nashville, and I have some comments: - The left lane is for active passing - Many people don’t drive this way AT ALL - Semi-trucks passing each other going 0.1 mph faster than the one they’re passing should result in loss of license

@RepOgles It wasn't, and you need to grow up

This is a battle of good vs evil. We must reaffirm that our nation was built on Christian principles. ✝️ Join Us 🇺🇸

@SpeakerJohnson shut the fuck up, worm.

The Democrats just decided to officially become the party of PUNCHING PUPPIES. 190 Democrats just voted to give illegal immigrants the RIGHT TO PHYSICALLY ABUSE American service dogs — serving with law enforcement protecting American citizens. The level Democrats will go to protect illegal aliens instead of Americans is disturbing, disgusting, and dangerous.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

@derrickvanorden @RebeccaforWI @WisCranberries "From Jan 2023 to Mar 2026, Van Orden missed 87 of 1,694 roll call votes, which is 5.1%. This is much worse than the median of 2.1% among the lifetime records of representatives currently serving" Fuckin' clown.

I will comment for you. As @RebeccaforWI does photo shoots sitting barefoot on a $1400 chair, I am discussing specialty crop provisions in the Farm Bill with one of our awesome cranberry farmers. Superficially v. Substance Remember in November @WisCranberries

@JohnCornyn aren't you tired of yourself by now?

Vote Republican this November. The steaks couldn’t be higher.

@DanODonnellShow Look in a mirror, chud.

The man lost three siblings in the past year, a fourth has dementia, and his daughter has Stage 4 cancer, you soulless ghouls.