Sarah

@Redd1ck @rachmicks I heard it keeps well for a month in the fridge

Can someone please buy me a new furnace

@aitchybones I like him

My new favourite pastime is reporting people’s stories when they share misinformation, anti-masking posts, and anti-lockdown posts about the pandemic

@Redd1ck Prob become a teacher

I have serious beef with whoever came up with the corporate work week, vacation time, salary, etc.

@ProutSauce Can’t fool the people who really know you though

getting the Johnson & Johnson so people know I'm selfless and humble

Expectation vs. Reality

@charmeleonjones To the moon 🚀

@slangbeb Definitely make sure to buy low and sell high.

Great news! I’m accepting recommendations on how to get rich. Please respond with your best tips and tricks. Thanks in advance!

@TheYungIntern I’ll have the Kardashian/Jenner family to thank when I eventually win a Peleton

My new favourite past time is tagging celebrities with millions of followers in giveaways on Instagram to get more entries. It’s really the only benefit they provide me.

Feeling ~toxic~ today

@maklanedewever That ‘car for a puppy’ trade offer you got is looking more attractive...

BREAKING: Ontario gov issues state of emergency and effective Thursday a stay at home order mandating everyone stay inside their homes except for essential purposes, groceries, healthcare #covid19

Congratulations, @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris. Our two countries are close friends, partners, and allies. We share a relationship that’s unique on the world stage. I’m really looking forward to working together and building on that with you both.

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country. The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not. I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

I disagree with the results. Plus the voting was skewed because I couldn’t vote and the 2 people I was debating with voted!!!

Which is better?

*Per management: 🚨 You cannot STACK a +2 on a +2 🚨 Go ahead, roast us.

How long until it’s too late to save Earth from climate disaster? This clock is counting down. wapo.st/3iNo32p