Jared James Lange

Ever get frustrated with the shit you see on Twitter? Just remember this. 4.57 billion people are online, in the world. Of those users, only 232 million are on Twitter. Strictly in the US, there are just over 48 million active users each month.

@BrownSpiderCLE Been patiently waiting four years on this dude. Hopefully Espino is next. Been waiting 7 years for him!

The Mariners wit da minor league unis... Also a CDL homer!!! Two days ago I didn't know who this guy was.

@dmansworld474 DeLongball is the only one that sounds ok but still forced. Maybe Sir Chase in light of that god awful knight’s helmet lol

Much has been said/written about a nickname for Chase DeLauter. I’m in—but good nicknames can’t be forced. They need to land organically. That said, here are a handful that ping for me so far re: CDL: DeLauncher; Long Arm of DeLaw; Sir Mashalot; Truck Stop; CDXL. Keep ‘em coming

@TheUnassisted @thehotboxsocial Summer must for me

@thehotboxsocial That Mac Mall is a spring time must for me.

a couple of bangers to start the day 🔥

@DagogetaTv @RakeemShabazz ‘The Untouchable’ is my favorite. But there’s a slew of Face albums I like better than ‘The Fix.’ ‘Deeply Rooted’ especially. I was always of the opinion The Source’s 5 mics was compensatory.

@RakeemShabazz Always liked "The Untouchable" & "The Last of a Dying Breed" better.

As a Texan I don’t know of too many other Texans that think Scarface’s best album is The Fix. It’s always interesting to see that album make so many best Southern Album lists. I get it though.. that’s the Def Jam album. I just don’t believe most Scarface fans think that’s his best joint.

@PappenheimWx How often do you have to type “ejaculation” for “ejection” to autocorrect to that? 😆 (I tease)😜

I am watching Friday, April 3rd as a potential significant severe weather day, with all hazards in play including tornadoes. There is now growing agreement amongst models on a shortwave ejaculating into the Plains. However, there is still considerable uncertainty in the evolution of the trough, specifically its placement, and timing, leading to lower confidence at this time. Multiple additional severe weather days will likely occur both before and after the 3rd, but as of now, Friday appears to be the most favorable setup!

@tacopilled @MaxVelocityWX Narrator: “It was, indeed, a tornado.”

@MaxVelocityWX so it looks like a tornado, forms in the same location as a tornado, can do the same things tornadoes do, but isn't a tornado?

WOW! Insane gustnado earlier in Wabash County, Indiana! This is NOT a tornado. A gustnado forms along the leading edge of thunderstorm outflow, where powerful winds spin up. They’re typically short-lived and not connected to the storm’s main rotation, but they can still produce strong, damaging winds.

@DadintheLand I was listening to this game today, at work.

I was watching that, and that’s exactly what I thought. It was such a Bazz AB, but now he’s hitting things hard.

Cade Smith… picking up where Clase left off, I see.

@erjmanlasvegas Looks like a bot account

Dude telling someone he lacks a spine, set(balls) and a clue thinks the Browns are named after brown people. Can’t make this up 😂

@Fritsvandewerel @Curtis_Metcalf1 Yep. Just as an example, there was a reason Cash Money tapped Jay-Z for the “Ha” “remix.”

@Curtis_Metcalf1 I heard Eightball and MJG rap about it too yesterday. Just like Too Short, UGK, Willie D, Tela and so many others rapped about it

The irony of Ice Cube leading the charge on this album when his debut unified the east & west coast. Crying about how no radio stations on the east played his hit songs.

@JL_Baseball Get him up, already. And while we’re talking about use of young’uns, can they please DH DeLauter. He scares me out in LF. Protect that man! 😂

Travis Bazzana is on the board in 2026. 99 MPH opposite field double off a lefty.

@JL_Baseball This is always the case with the Guardos. Either Ohio guys or ex players biting them in the ass lol

Not Cal Raleigh or Julio Rodriguez damaging Cleveland. It's the Ohio guys - Luke Raley and Dominic Canzone. The walks hurt because it's been a 3 and 3 run homer.

@Cornelius1911 @TheQuestions15 I’ll second that raise 🖐️

@TheQuestions15 Hardest joint on the album. Part II beat is ridiculous. “Get that ass robbed on spite.”

Would it be wrong of me to say 7th Chamber is the best song on 36 Chambers?

@TheQuestions15 Hell no. There’s quite a few tracks one could argue are the best. That is definitely one of them. Such a hard, neck snapping beat. Admittedly, I am partial to pianos lol But part II is a headbanger too!

@Aquariuslonn DOOM even dropped the MF for an album to get around legal stuff, I believe. But I am not up on the Stove God Cooks situation. What is happening? Beholden to a bad contract, presumably?

@slangeug Stove God gotta figure something out

How rappers would do in the 90's like Saafir/Mr. No No, Kool Keith had HELLA aliases, Artifacts/Brick City Kids

@_dadler Hank MF Aaron literally swung cross handed. Babe Ruth swung ugly as hell. They all ain’t Dr. Smooth and it doesn’t matter. Will they ever learn?

I can't believe our own MLB Pipeline scouting report literally says "he doesn't have a pretty left-handed swing" because Chase DeLauter has my favorite swing in baseball right now

@Aquariuslonn Funk Doctor Spock might be my favorite alias.

@Aquariuslonn DOOM also released a few records under different aliases (Viktor Vaughn, King Geedorah)

@naj_ahead @Aquariuslonn I was gonna say the 2Pac/Makaveli route but the Prince/Symbol route is more apropos

@Aquariuslonn He needs to go the Prince route and change his name to a symbol