All the News That’s Fit to Slant

Trump: "Somalia, it's a beautiful place. It's got no anything. It's got one thing that's really strong -- crime. All they do is run around shooting each other. It's filthy dirty, disgusting dirty. It's a horrible place. They come here, and Ilhan Omar, she heads it. She married her brother. I would imagine they're looking at her. Isn't she despicable? We ought to get those people the hell out of our country."

Supreme Court expansion. Term limits for justices. A binding code of ethics. John Lewis Voting Rights Act. Defend our democracy.

Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'"

Trump: “I think Ukraine, militarily, they’re defeated. They had 159 ships. Every ship is underwater. Every one of their planes has been shot down.” Yes, he mixed up Iran and Ukraine. He really did

I can never vote for a democrat… I support law and order.

We're at war, our economy is on the brink of collapse and our President is doing this kangaroo court clown show. It's so pathetic.

King Charles's speech has been pretty boring so far. I'm waiting for him to start ranting about windmills or Arnold Palmer's hog.

Karoline Leavitt says Americans "need to recommit" to "toning down the rhetoric" and then immediately starts blaming Democrats

Mike Johnson: "I hope voters remember this in the fall. You've gotta keep the grownups in charge, and that's the Republicans."

At this moment, Donald Trump is the only thing standing between America and socialism. That’s why the hard Left wants him gone by any means necessary, and why they’ve bred and fed countless “recruits” to answer their twisted call.

WELKER: Pirro says she's willing to reopen a criminal investigation into Powell. You just heard the AG leave the door open too. But will you now vote yes to confirm Kevin Warsh? TILLIS: I am now prepared to vote yes, with assurances from the DOJ