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@PhonyAlt1235 @shonenknives So bizarre

@sleeepcell @shonenknives I almost said “was this last week?” Before I checked. I guess he’s been on his bullshit since before I was even on Twitter🤷

i got grounded for like a week when i was 12 cuz my mom opened my chromebook n saw me threatening ian miles cheongs life in dms

country mice get lice city mice shoot dice

@myculturenoisey Real thug

Shit crazy cause bruh killed somebody before in 2008. Lmao

i want to roll the chinese dice

future say shit like "your racks will neva b honorable" i really fuck wit dude music alot

Chappell Roan when a 9 y/o walks up on her

@alliharvard Had this same interaction with anthony fantano like four years ago

I actually saw Chappell Roan at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Ma’am, you need to pay for those first." At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

@sibert1m @ComicChimp

@ComicChimp I said YOUR BROWN AND GREY SHIT TRASH FUCK NIGGA

Star Wars fans getting a little too bold for me

i asked future if he wanted to try on a coat to make sure it was the right size and he looked me in the eyes and said “boy i wear clothes every single day”

i’m so sorry i couldn’t save you chuck norris

@HepcatinExile @Templarpilled @LauraRbnsn Wait how old are you

@Templarpilled @LauraRbnsn The fuck?! I read Dune in high school and Star Wars came out when I was in college.

@0xQuasark Dr shulgin my goat

MDMA was almost called "Empathy". Alexander Shulgin thought that was the most accurate description of what it did. Then, a record promoter in Dallas who was selling it at bars renamed it "ecstasy" (𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦) The DEA even cited the bar promoter's name in their case. The compound that redefined therapy got renamed by a drug dealer. And "empathy" never made it to the label.

ill ghost a cig ill ghost a vape ill ghost an inhaler ill ghost dragons breath ill ghost air ill ghost a milkshake

@TylerCWhitmore anora

If the last 10 Best Picture winners were all nominated in the same year, who would get your vote?

@Spraytham @RandySTG true but some of the most culturally significant elements of star wars are direct inspirations from dune. the sarlac pit/exogorth = spice worm. tatooine = arrakis. the tuskin sand raiders = the fremen.

@RandySTG Star Wars is a mash up of countless inspirations. The Hidden Fortress, The Searchers, John Carter, Flash Gordon, WW2 films. Dune was an inspiration but far from the biggest.

Dune’s culture impact is Star Wars existing lol

Tyler, The Creator - Let's Dance (2010)

@shadowknightdk check wasn’t fat it seems

WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS ROLE... i mean we're talking about robert "will do anything if the check is fat" de niro here 😭