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@pipkinpippa Are you going to chew the old gum? It was hard as bricks when the cards were new.

😡LIVE TODAY😡 i'll be pulling for saddam hussein in desert storm trading cards

@lilyhops You might not like it, but licorice allsorts are a top tier candy.

black licorice enjoyers are like “noooo I swear it’s good, it’s anise flavored!! 😢” more like anus flavored

@AnyaNyabyss They wrap the fork and knife up in a napkin so it's probably fine.

If you go to restaurants frequently have u ever thought that a million ppl put the same fork in their mouth that u have in your mouth and it’s probably not even washed that well… indirect kisses with lots of people… and u don’t know if they’re teeth are fricked up either

@IanCarrollShow @thevivafrei I find it shocking to learn that the security team only had a single cellphone.

So to reiterate- funny jokes are funny and in fact still legal in America. Lance twiggs getting immunity and being treated as innocent is a red flag. And you are mistaken- the hospital did not know they were coming, no one called 911, but apparently they did call Ben Shapiro. And furthermore- you trying to cherry pick random YouTube comments to win arguments with is hilarious. But good job- I’m sure you’re convincing a lot of people to believe the government.

I will start with the most egregious, so that you can educate your audience @IanCarrollShow (and Candace’s by extension). Lance Twiggs is NOT “getting immunity”. He was granted “use immunity” for his statement only. He can still be prosecuted for crimes. Simply that the initiating evidence cannot be the statement he provided. If evidence is discovered through means other than the statement, he can be charged. I know it’s a subtle distinction. It’s not “trusting the science”, it’s understanding the law. Though I can see how when you don’t understand the law, the two can be easily confused. 😂 But if you don’t understand the difference between *immunity*, and *use immunity*, it might just be… As for Charlie’s team not calling 911: that would be a misrepresentation through omission. They had Charlie in the car within 15 to 25 seconds and were driving directly to the hospital. Others had already called 911. My understanding is that they were coordinating with the hospital en route, though I may be wrong about that. And it’s nice that Candace‘s audience is making jokes about the situation based on misrepresentations through omission. Stay classy, San Diego. I hope that satisfies your question.

@MoshiMoshiMoan A strong argument for piracy.

So did Rockstar hire Satan as a ceo? This release news is comically evil. 80 to 100 dollars No physical Download code only Locked ingame shops Locked missions and activities behind preminum version

@Aintropy @PiperSFrench @BrandyLJensen It's a pamphlet that tells you to shoot cops in the neck.

@PiperSFrench @BrandyLJensen What the fuck is a zine

horrifying weaponization of the criminal legal system – nobody died, all guns owned legally & only 1 of the 9 defendants fired a weapon, 3 weren't involved in planning & left when guards told them to. One didn't even attend, got 30 years for moving zines. theguardian.com/us-news/2026/j…

@bulldogdrumin @adamcarolla So you think checking IDs at polling places is a misuse of ICE resources? Help us understand.

@adamcarolla You know exactly what I am arguing, but the “pretend to be confused” tactic was is a soohmoroc debating move,

Not sure what this point is

@DaddyWarpig But the commander replied, “Was it only to your master and you that my master sent me to say these things, and not to the people sitting on the wall—who, like you, will have to eat their own excrement and drink their own urine?”

Under this meme were a lot of upset people.

@angelshalagina Looks like a normal burn off.

You know what? Moscow is burning🔥🔥 This oil refinery provides about 70% of Moscow and the region’s gasoline needs. Good morning from Ukraine💙💛

@SmugAlana Maybe we will get lucky and it will play more like gw1 than gw2.

As someone who has a couple thousand hours on GW2 I'm not really hyped? I've been burned so many times so I'm apprehensive of MMO devs not learning from their mistakes and just regurgitating the same mistakes again and again, but with a shiny new engine

@HitagiCrab777 @k1rallik I wouldn't hesitate to sell you to a chinese restaurant for 27 dollars.

@k1rallik If yall care about animals that much go vegan if not stfu, you have no maral ground to oppose eating dogs and same time pay farm animals to be killed

🚨 do you understand what happened to Chutou.. A border collie with 1.5 million followers was stolen off his family's farmland while his owner was traveling abroad. He was sold to a dog meat restaurant for $27, killed, and eaten before anyone could find him. - Chutou was an 8-year-old border collie famous for joining his owner on years of journeys across China - Security footage caught two strangers hauling him away on an electric bike - He was wearing both a collar and a GPS tracker when he was taken - The owner offered $1,500 to get him back - the thief had already sold him for $27 One man's most loyal companion became a $27 meal, and in China that broke no law.

@Breaking911 RA-RA-RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

A robot wearing a blue clown wig in China appeared to strike a young child with a spinning kick, causing the child to double over in pain.

@TMZ Were they surprised? It's the internet. I received death threats because I said Tomba 2 was a step down from Tomba.

Influencer couple gets death threats after abortion over Down syndrome diagnosis. Read more: tmz.me/4uegN3l

@GMShivers Ever consider the time you're wasting on waiting for food delivery when you could be eating uncooked rice by the handful?

But That's not what is happening here, that is an imaginary situation in your head. It's that I do a lot of work so my off time I want to spend outside in the sun with my bunnies not proving to boomers I deserve a house by not buying a $5 prepacked salad lol. "WOW U CANT EVEN DO THIS THING MUST BE MISERABLE" no buddy I work to make enough money to outsource things. That's how you're supposed to do it. Even most small businesses the reason why many don't go to the big time is because they micromanage and don't delegate and let people do their tasks they are good at. They are obsessed with pennypinching to prove they deserve things more than "Those other guys" The difference between 5m dollars and 10m dollars a year for a business is literally specialization and people NOT doing things they do not have time for or are not good at and resting in their off time. The Surgeon doesn't mop the floor for many reasons, it costs the hospital too much is just one of many.

@RevRayCistman @JackPosobiec Name calling is no excuse to stab someone and if you disagree you don't belong in civilized society.

@JackPosobiec Y’all will say white fragility doesn’t exist and then cry bloody murder the moment a Black kid defends himself against racism.

There were potential jurors in the Karmelo Anthony case who were dismissed for saying things like 'He's just a kid, I couldn't send him to jail for like' and 'I couldn't put a brother in jail'

@SophiaNarwitz Did you really have high hopes for a game directed by Kenny Omega?

-Deathloop -Death Stranding (I’ve since come around on it, but man, I HATED it when I first played it) -GTA4&5 -Fallout 4 -AEW Fight Forever -Mirror’s Edge Catalyst -Callisto Protocol -Dragon Age 2 (later games are worse but I wasn’t hyped for ‘em) Duke Nukem Forever

@vinoveritastic @DavidVance @MayorofLondon You think the giant man was killed by the tiny baby man police officer kneeling on him.

@DavidVance @MayorofLondon Floyd was killed by a police officer, Nowak was killed by a member of the public carrying a knife.

Hi @MayorofLondon This you?

@Breaking911 Is he okay?

A man in Georgia remained remarkably still as a ruby-throated hummingbird landed to feed directly from the palm of his hand.

@JohnCleese There's enough blame for both.

Hear, hear Let's blame the politicians responsible, before we blame the police who have to carry out their orders

@BarryWilllow @vpopulimedia @FranklySpeakP I'm only replying to you to keep you from bugging someone else at this point. Tell me, do you have to copy and paste everything I type into chatgpt? do you tell it to make you sound like an englishman?

@sleep_beef @vpopulimedia @FranklySpeakP Oh no, a thick racist knuckle dragger thinks I’m boring 😂😂😂😂 bless, why don’t you go burn some books

🚨🇬🇧 @FranklySpeakP points out that the bodycam footage CONVENIENTLY CUTS OFF after a female officer notices Henry Nowak’s pupils were NOT responding to light. WHY can’t we see the rest of that footage?!