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@MintRefresh_MC its giving “SO… MANY… ‘HUNGRY’ MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN!!!”

Hey, um, Mojang,what does this mean?

@sdaht0 @dog_domain @twolly11 9/10 its higher ups from district/corporate/whatever, but thats #NotMyIssue for minimum wage

@dog_domain @slimebears_ @twolly11 they shouldn't care, but ig tbf it's also their job to care and make sure that their employees always look open and ready for customers most customers won't care, until somebody does and raises a stink about things, or some higher up appears etc.

Retail does things to you even if it’s technically easy

@prettyalbatross hey its better than frown town i guess

christ lmfao

@Switchbit what? did you think they were referring to testicles?

sorry i'm late, i had to pee #makeaterriblecomicday2026 #terriblecomicday2026 #lateandterriblecomicday2026

@misterseeker2 me looking in the micheal wave

@oktorisuyet who tf looks into a oven and smiles?

how it feels to tell a commissioner i have a better idea for their design

@asimo3089 f3x back in the day had players like this and then the dickbuilders #yep #RealNostalgia

If you want to experience what building was like in 2013, Bloxburg posts are the best. So much detail out of square parts.

@faunmcofficial YES!!!!

I'm planning a whole town but here's the start :)

@twolly11 you book and scroll ppl have life so easy when you dont have managers on your neck about looking busy “the right way”

@twolly11 4hr morning shift with no customers

@KenneyNL doctoral students looking for research in their niche ass subject only to cite themself from earlier in their life:

Was looking for some inspiration to make a low-poly drink and found this. Looked pretty good so I check who made it... oh.

@esjesjesj a modern william henry harrison incident would be the cherry on top to how things are right now

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

@alienanteater just pissing and shitting and whining all over the place #yep #TheModelBaby

i've never seen a creature more unprepared to be a baby

@cardigan_team @kagtwe55880 I do like how his kinger robes are wrapped in gangle’s ribbon, it gives it the look of a doctoral robe like he’s achieved a higher understanding of his work

Hey! I saw a "Caine after everyone abstracts" fanart by @kagtwe55880 and came up with an AU. The idea is that after Episode 9, Caine disables the system that automatically turns new neural scans into fully realized characters. Then, long after everyone from the original cast is gone, he reactivates it, causing a whole new group of characters to appear in the Circus. I call it The Wonderful Digital World, or the Neural Dump AU. Hope you guys like it! (And let me know if you'd like to hear more about these new Circus members that I came up with in like five minutes) Background model by @blueambiance_ #TADC #theamazingdigitalcircus

@design_suiso this is very gross, well done ❤️

@RSTYCG playing spore irl are we

I've been attempting to drown a lone star tick for 5 days now and it refuses to die.

@JonathanDBos @mountainslmao scary ones

@mountainslmao scariest? what kinds of hikes are you going on?

How feels seeing dat mf after the longest and scariest hike of your life

who the fuck did i piss off this time

@Flan_b00 posted up like the unabomber outside bra im dead

ignore any possible spelling mistakes i drew this sleepy

@newplasticbags @JasonKPargin its just the way he’s wired

@JasonKPargin He is attempting to get in a woman's good graces through insincere displays at paternal affection. He is a phony.

What the fuck is going on here

@NoContextDsptch dispatch fans dont even ask about news anymore they just look at you like this

Still no Dispatch news huh?