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@justalexoki Every time a new model drops I’m like help I got a watermelon stuck in my ass and the singularity is when it knows I’m joking

@tszzl Claude Yudkowsky 2028 solves this

on some level if you want civilization to ascend to a new level you need your AIs to do things that are not legible to you and maybe not even strictly obey you, in the same way that if you hire a great new ceo you give them a lot of autonomy to transform the company according to their own plan, even one which may not immediately read as a winning strategy (imagine the board of directors of Apple firing and rehiring Steve Jobs years later - except the board of directors are chimpanzees) all else equal, companies and organizations that hand more of themselves over to machine intelligence will outcompete ones that demand the corrigibility and legibility tax of human oversight and human design. it is not a stable equilibrium and requires some sort of vast cooperation scheme if you’d like to enforce it real asi alignment has to operate at a deeper level than oversight, control, or human corrigibility

More like Karen Dumbass

@THR I am a lifelong Democrat. When I saw Karen Bass in the White House next to fascist Donald Trump, I said "aw hell no", snapped my fingers with hella sass, and immediately donated to Spencer Pratt

Spencer Pratt Casts Himself as Nonpartisan. Republicans Are Steering His Campaign hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-…

@tadgh_dc @PerryALPHA I just hope the aliens brought enough lube

@slopernicus @PerryALPHA Perry will probe them prophylactically

If the aliens are power bottoms I nominate @PerryALPHA as our emissary

@basedalexandoor @baelentina_ I’m calling for a moratorium on sultry brunettes until we can figure out what is going on.

@slopernicus She needs new jeans @baelentina_

Can I say something?

@boneGPT Elon was bamboozled by the ultimate slippery bottom.

i hope the aliens are bottoms otherwise we're fucked

@brostoevksy Patent that

i miss punch the monkey is he ok?

@skdh Blasting heavy metal music makes bugs go away they hate that.

I hadn't fully realized that not only have I become a house owner, I have also become a rose owner 🤩 Some of them have, uh, insect issues. I know nothing about gardening, pls send help 😬

@skdh Academics used citations like search engine optimizers used backlinks

I'll tell you why so many people upset about the "no hallucinated citations" ban on the arxiv: because they've all been copying citation lists from each other without checking them since the beginning of time. And why did they do this? Because half of the citations in scientific papers are politics and not to the benefit of the reader. If you don't list the right papers, your paper doesn't look 'right' and reviewers will complain that you didn't cite this-and-that other unrelated work. For what I am concerned, these are all bullshit citations that shouldn't be in the papers in the first place. They can easily be automated by "related papers" links, that are (wait for it) provided by... AI...

@PerryALPHA We should pay homeless people to catch pit bulls until there’s no more homeless people or pit bulls.

There's no such thing as a "random" stabbing. They are the result of deliberate policy choices by politicians and judges to release career criminals and allow schizophrenic homeless drug addicts to take over the sidewalks

@chooserich Wishing you well King!

Update: pneumothorax from installing a chemo port. Will now spend 2-3 days in the hospital Expected bill: $30k

@hopes_revenge Dang look at that butt

peed in bed despite being potty trained for months award 🏆

@tautologer on.soundcloud.com/948FcLlXt7bRzj…

the funny part is that i was also beat by QQ in the same three-way all-in (i had AJo, flop came out 7J7 and i shoved. oops)

who calls 12.5bb preflop with 56o and then makes runner runner straight?? what a way to lose my third buy-in 😑

Horses evolved in North America, traveled to Asia, then to Europe and were brought back to Americas in 1493.

“So what’s the deal with General Tso’s Chicken?”

@gbrl_dick @bryancsk When is the Greco Roman charity tag team cage match between @MTSlive and @tbpn?

@bryancsk ✋😔🤚

Inside you are two Australians