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@ericweinstein You need to look into @TMBSPACESHIPS

State corrupted physics. Huh. Who could even imagine such a thing?

@DiscussingFilm Stop speeding up your trailers. It sucks.

First trailer for ‘LADIES FIRST’, a new satire film starring Sacha Baron Cohen and Rosamund Pike. The film follows a man whose life becomes his worst nightmare when he wakes up in a parallel world dominated by women. Releasing May 22 on Netflix.

@jasontheween Hilariously on point anime ifykyk 💀🤣

@m_ggg0920 Did you manage it?

@nishiokabokujou Glad everyone’s okay

牛舎の中が煙って見える！　朝4時過ぎ父からの電話。飛び起きて外出た途端、煙の匂いが鼻をつく。一瞬で最大級の警告音が頭に響く。集乳所、フリーバーン牛舎、つなぎ牛舎、育成舎、どこだ！！堆肥舎か！？アラフォー、久々の猛ダッシュ！

@DarthMomota Congrats!

父・百田光雄の5年に渡った末期の肺がん治療が、検査結果良好のため本日で無事に終了いたしました。 これからは検査のみとなります。

@higureshuuen I love getting Japanese tweets! They are usually interesting and thoughtful

私の呟きも誰かが自動翻訳で外国で読んでくれてたりするのかな。 そうならいいな。 外国からもコメントもらえたら嬉しいな。 冷蔵庫とエアコンと洗濯機を買わないといけないのに、お金がなくて途方に暮れる私に、 「こんにちは」でいいから…

@koinu0925 Good luck to you kind stranger! You got this 👍🏼

抗がん剤再開の副作用が思ったよりしんどく、なんとか耐える日々になっている。 今日も負けない！！ 完璧じゃなくていい。 ギリギリでも生きていればいい。 だから負けない。

@macaiyla @ohnopunky @uhaul Home Depot is cheaper

@ohnopunky @uhaul I paid them $185 wasn’t even bad

I’m actually RETARDED

@AlveusSanctuary @mayahiga Oh my gosh I’m in love with her

Our new parrot ambassador makes Xbox sounds 😯 Meet our newest ambassador — a Congo African Grey rescue! We are still unsure of gender and a name currently. She seems to like Halo music though

@YUNGJEFF The hype is just beginning my friend!

Lore updates in Post-Enies Lobby so far: - The later half of Grand Line is called The New World - 4 Pirate Emperors who rule it, and they showed Shanks, Whitebeard and someone else - This is why Marine HQ & 7 Warlords formed - Luffy's dad is the most wanted man alive!

@rouppi_ofc @Mark_Rathgeber That’s a wild thing to say

@Mark_Rathgeber Linus Media Group expanded so far and quickly that some locals and civilians got caught and began working immediately, trapped into writing, planning and support. After recent signs of slowing down, some of them managed to outrun the expansion and withdraw their employment.

Either a bunch of LMG staff I never met are quitting en masse or there's a new shit post trend going on...

@wakewilder @harrynotaverage LMAO

@harrynotaverage Very “British students try AMERICAN food with CRACKED PEPPER??” coded

was going to do the 2016 trend but this was literally me sorry guys

@Simon_Hypixel @k4yfour I was charged twice for hytale (said transaction declined) and still don’t have access can you help?

@k4yfour Sleeping Dragon Speedrun noglitch would go hard, I can sponsor if someone can organize

HYTALE DRAGON UNDER AN HOUR SPEEDRUN (WORLD RECORD)

@notcoconutlol I missed moe ngl 😂

Yassuo: "He said 'Eo-ba-ya?"

@megasett Is this as dark as it gets or is their a nighttime environment

@rawkuss @EskayOW @LudwigAhgren This is so funny

@EskayOW @LudwigAhgren I believe you. Ludwig doesn't believe women that's why.

i learned minecraft speedrunning today!! my first pb was 21:30 😎 there's still 6 more days left in the marathon

Aquatic Ambience - David Wise (1994)

@pokelawls I pushed my fingers into my

i hate you lets die

@CoDClipped You can tell that got FormaL hype 😂

FormaL reacts to ColtHavok having PASSION in Challengers Cup: “What the f**k??! This is WAR!! OKAY COLT.. This is what it’s all about.” 🗣️