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@slurpfalcon

he/him, corrupted by the woke mind virus - melee / DRG / RoA / Helldivers / For Honor - idiots DNI

Katılım Temmuz 2013
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
“woke mind virus / wokeness” = ability to think critically and sympathize with others
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
@espycolonthree i love finding people that think like i do ❤️‍🩹 i can’t describe how relevant this tweet is to me
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Espy :3@espycolonthree·
kinda hate how melee has this beautiful mod that lets you instantly queue into another melee player within seconds of booting up and its just unusable bc 90% of the ppl who use it are just aliens trying to run experiments on how the human mind responds to negative stimuli
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
eagle ball the catch claw reference how fast claw the beagle faseball i reference my balls fast caught the eagle claw hold baseball reference meow fast i bought that beverage i claw my balls eagle baseball reference eagle baseball reference SHUT THE FUCK UPPP YOU ARE A BOT
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
the weather app is so weird, like why are you showing me a red flag warning for a city 2 hours away from me? it’s 72 and sunny with a slight breeze but apparently the threat to life and property is “severe” and i need to take action within the next hour
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
i’ve just discovered that there’s a community of people on tiktok that are posting looksmaxxing edits of birds…. it would probably be some of the best satire i’ve seen, but it seems like a lot of them actually take it seriously and are kinda corny about it
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
oh ur a breakcore artist? *checks ur discography* ummm im not seeing any imogen heap remixes…
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
poll here
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
if u were a fish would u be tweaking or locked in
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
i just found out lego city memes are now 5 years old…. fuck, man…..
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
slurp 🤍 camoufly
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
my twitter feed is NOT optimized for reading i refuse to space out text-only posts with interesting imagery to promote a cohesive experience for people viewing my profile you can stick your ease of viewing and visual assortment right up your BIG ARSE 🖕🏼
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Teaching Mimi@mimi_teaching·
@SallyMayweather NYPD getting training from the most experienced counter terrorism experts is a bad idea how?
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
@_PrezDez_ @SocDoneLeft sigh…. the price of insulin is too high. that is the point. that is the important issue here. you’re over here saying “i’d rather save these lives than these lives” like LEARN TO THINK CRITICALLY ABOUT THE RIGHT THINGS
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Dez@_PrezDez_·
@SocDoneLeft Sigh.... This is pointing out that IF WE HAVE TO CHARGE FOR ONE OR THE OTHER, CHARGE FOR FUCKIN NARCAN
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
hate to defend the british but wanker has like 100 years on gooner as far as slang goes we’re a wee bit behind on this one lads
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@LilithLovett *world makes infinitely more money and living standards skyrocket* *people stop having kids* "I know what will stop this. More money and higher living standards."
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
@RetiredBrandon @LilithLovett money.usnews.com/money/personal… - “The average income of Americans in 1925 was $5,425, which would be $98,968 in today's dollars.” Please educate yourself. I’m begging you. You can’t just say stuff you think is true trying to argue with people making valid points.
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
@MVG_Mew2King the people aren’t ready for this one tbh
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Jason Zimmerman@MVG_Mew2King·
I think Leffen should be banned for being a terrible person most of his life (and receiving miminal punishment for it). People profit off of him so they don't do it, I believe his intentions are almost never good, I've seen+experienced it for a VERY long time now, it's not right.
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
@MenLover221 sometimes the voices are worth listening to
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
@CrosslandCreate @no_earthquake if “morality is written in the hearts of believers and nonbelievers alike” then why do we have disagreements on morality?
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slurp@slurpfalcon·
“can’t stomach it for a week and then you poop” is a generational bar
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