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@dog_rates Xander in his natural habitat

To celebrate #InternationalDogDay, we want to make a thread of 100,000 dogs. We have all trained for this. Please reply with your dog pics ❤️

@sidnificantdata @TalkTalk @302copenat M19 same

@TalkTalk @302copenat Hello, I’ve been experiencing internet issues in M20. I am unclear if the service in my area is working. Can you please help- phoning isn’t helping have been on hold with talktalk for a very a long time. Thanks.

Morning, everyone 👋 We'll be around to help until 10pm, send us a tweet or a DM if there's anything you need 😊👍

@ShilohWall I feel like being previously well acquainted with the floor and already constantly covered in bruises was an advantage 🤷🏼‍♀️

The dilemma: kinda wants to do #rollerderby but is also kind of a #walkingdisaster suffering from a case of extreme klutzism lol *le sigh*

Finland’s two-year test of universal basic income has concluded that it doesn't seem to disincentivise working, and benefits recipients’ mental and financial wellbeing bit.ly/2zi5D8d

why aren’t periods cancelled in lockdown?

@gogochaneln5 😩

Didn't think I was missing derby all that much but now it's eurocup today and I think I was just saving up all my emotions for this.

Art.

@gogochaneln5 DO CRIMES

GENUINE QUESTION - if there is a blown truck tyre at the side of the road, like on the pavement, no clear owner, can I just...take that? Is that a crime or am I doing a public tidying up service?

Where the jerseys at?!?!?!? #DerbyTwitter

I think I fancied the boys up quite nicely! There’s still time for a fancy evening stroll. Check out the #fancywalkfriday here and on instagram!

Tried to combine #DerbyJerseyFriday #DerbyShirtFriday with #FancyWalkFriday but it didn’t go that well. Anyway here’s me in someone else’s jersey, Phil in his (@NewWheeledOrder) and Xander in a bow tie 🤷🏼‍♀️ Hope I get to actually wear a purple shirt again this year @wearerainycity

gonna post more pics on my insta and his 🥰 so check out #FancyWalkFriday there too.

Xander’s been on his first fancy walk today and he’s going on another with his dad later with a different accessory #FancyWalkFriday

I've donated @trusselltrust to support their work to #StopUKHunger, as no one should have to go hungry. Do the same trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation #fancywalkfriday

@gogochaneln5 Mine went dark quite quickly 😬

I’ve never seen The West Wing but I’m pretty pleased that my #2 is the OG beautiful, talented, brilliant & powerful muskox.

Me.

don’t tell my boyfriend I retweeted this.