Sanjay Manaktala

Indian guy flirting on Facebook: Guy: Hi :) :) :) Girl: Hey... Guy: Had ur lunch?

hey @AmericanAir on aa3706 on 9/30 your flight attendant jaqueline was super sweet and awesome to my daughter just wanted to say she deserves special credit for going above and beyond without us even asking a thing

It’s crazy how your whatsapp messages to your wife will be the memes you get shown on Instagram.

Make America Top of Dropdown Menus Again

@nntaleb my uncle an Indian navy sailor said “the sea is only beautiful from land.”

MODERN REVERSAL A beautifully framed image of the barren Mediterranean, taken from a valued destination for about every modern urban person. But historically, for Meds, the sea is something you recoiled from; its only value lies in fueling the dream of escaping to some bustling and less *quiet* metropolis: Alexandria, Rome, Constantinople in the past, presently New York or London. You dreamed of something *beyond* the sea, perhap the exact spot where that vacationer came from.

NRI folks meeting Sima Aunty need to learn how to offer her a drink or tea when she walks in.

indian match making or family karma which is a bigger guilty pleasure?

Wow this is like the best podcast interview i’ve ever heard Jocko Podcast 221: Jonny Kim. Navy SEAL, Doctor, Astronaut. The Unimagin... youtu.be/yujP3-AxXsI via @YouTube

90 day fiancé UK isn’t as dramatic as the USA one I don’t know how I feel about it.

How is this a fair market 😂

This is awesome: youtube.com/watch?v=Eih9E2…

It’s crazy how the first amendment is talk all the shit you want and the second amendment is “you might need a gun 😂”

Last of us wants us to believe this guy just killed like 14 people without a scratch

The Last of Us but it’s conservatism slowly growing inside once you’re 30.

Grown men will get a masters degree to make six figures and then lose it all by following a 19 year old stock trader on tik tok.

@MrAndyNgo @PDXReal1 this is literally “pouring money down the drain”

#Portland, Ore. : Another video by @PDXReal1 showing the fraud scheme where people use food benefits to buy bottled water, dump out the water, and return the bottles for cash. Each bottle is worth 10 cents.

@RealEmini @VivekGRamaswamy lol bro your handle isn’t lost on me 😂

@smanak @VivekGRamaswamy I’m glad we get to hear different sides of the dialogue

Crony capitalism & fear-mongering reign supreme in America. The FDIC only insures deposits up to $250,000. By selectively changing the rules after the fact for SVB, the U.S. government now incentivizes greater risk-taking by banks & depositors in the future, teaching large depositors at smaller banks that they can simply throw money at risky banks without diversifying or conducting diligence (just like many tech startups did here). Smaller banks like SVB lobbied for years for looser risk limits by arguing that their failures would not create systemic risk and thus would not merit special intervention by the U.S. government, but Secretary Yellen’s announcement reveals that argument to be a farce. Very disappointing.

Like this tweet if you know someone making six figures and hardly does any real work.

@PallaviGunalan that is awesome congrats!

1. after 10 years i finally have a new car i bought outright with money i earned through comedy. thank you to everyone who ever gave me a ride, waited for my uber, ran errands so i wouldn’t have to, and otherwise supported my carless adventures in LA!

@PranavGurudutt @SaniyaDhawan1 lol not true but not false :P

@SaniyaDhawan1 @smanak true or false ?

You can literally pull any girl you want by just being funny.