(P) dee dee 🇸🇪

@GP1867 Yes.

Also a huge thank you to fanbases from Leicester, wrexham, Portsmouth And a big fuck you to Derby, Birmingham, and you know who. Party denied. #swfc #lcfc #WxmAFC #pompey #dcfc #bcfc #sufc

@ThatGuyCovah @dcfcofficial Before you proceeded to be the worst playoff team in history.

@dcfcofficial Only good teams get playoffs 😭🤣

A loss on the final day. ⏱️

@dcfcofficial 🚮

@dcfcofficial Might as well just blow now, game is as good as done.

TEN minutes of added time here at Pride Park. 🔟 It'll start with a free-kick to the Rams, 25 yards from goal... ⚪️ 1-2 🔴 [90']

@WycombeDJ @rufc_news On 0 because they’re pony. They had nowhere near the punishment other teams had.

@rufc_news But, they did? Multiple times? They are literally on 0 points as results stand

Funny the EFL made Bury Luton Bournemouth Rotherham Bolton etc etc rot with points deductions, these get off free.

@rufc_news Not the first time.

@NFFCUREDS83 @dcfcofficial That’s why I said your season. Do keep up.

@smarmy_dcfc @dcfcofficial We are not playing today, thanks for providing comedy value once again.

Goal. Sheffield United take the lead through Peck. ⚪️ 1-2 🔴 [69']

@NFFCUREDS83 @dcfcofficial Anglo Italian cup semi final and your season still depends entirely on little old Derby. Bless.

@smarmy_dcfc @dcfcofficial 🤣

@BSNFFC @dcfcofficial Eh? You mean the same post where I was told that Notts Forest don’t care about Derby? Aye.

@smarmy_dcfc @dcfcofficial What about you the other day when you was on our fixture reschedule? Different then was it? 🤣

@BSNFFC @dcfcofficial Not obsessed though, aye.

@smarmy_dcfc @dcfcofficial Shame ya shit cunts

@Mellor28 @stokecity 😂

🇸🇪 Our super Swede, at Stoke City to stay.

@sbro161 Write enough letters and this stuff is insignificant. Beyond parody now.

The fact Var practically skipped past this is nuts.

@BertfromEng @Euro_toff @LeeAndersonMP_ So Jewish Brits need to, in your words, “f*** off out”? Bold to say this one day after an attack on that very same community you hateful moron. All, including members of the Jewish community, are welcome here.

@Euro_toff @LeeAndersonMP_ Fcuking idiot. We eat bacon in Britain, if you rapist cult friends don't like it, they can fuck off out... hopefully

Love my Thursday mornings.

The Nigel Farage Guide to Being a Working-Class Hero Step 1: Be born to a City stockbroker. Step 2: Attend Dulwich College, fees currently £53,000 a year. Step 3: Skip university. Become a City commodities trader instead. Step 4: Run one of your metal broking firms into insolvency. Step 5: Get elected to the European Parliament. Spend the next 21 years drawing a salary from the institution you're paid to dismantle. Step 6: Claim £15,500 a year in expenses for an office your party was given rent-free. Step 7: Put your wife on the EU parliamentary payroll. Take her off only when the rules force you to. Step 8: Get investigated by the EU's anti-fraud office. Eventually have half your MEP salary docked to repay misused public funds. Step 9: Throw a Brexit victory party at the Ritz. Decry the "professional political class" to a room of millionaires. Step 10: Take £450,000 in personal gifts from Arron Banks. House. Car. Lifestyle. Step 11: Take £5 million, undisclosed, from a Bangkok-based crypto billionaire. Days later, announce you're standing for parliament after all. Step 12: Win Clacton. Take the £93,904 MP salary. Add £1.2 million a year from GB News at £2,300 an hour. Become the highest-earning MP in the House of Commons. Step 13: Speak in parliament fewer times than any other party leader. Fly to America at least nine times in your first year. Refuse to hold in-person constituency surgeries. Holiday in France while parliament is sitting. Step 14: Tell the working class you're one of them. Tell them to vote against their own interests, over and over again. Pint, mate?

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@gabbsthenewt @Lord_Sugar That would be great if we spoke Dutch!

boardroom

@JasonIB93 @NFFC We’re seventh in the table after nearly going out of business just 5 years ago. There’s Notts Forest fans under every single post of ours, irrespective of whether we lose. But yes, Jason, we are sad. Thanks for your input.

@smarmy_dcfc @NFFC Considering the position we are now in I feel sorry for how sad of a life you must live, genuinely. In hope every season we go down and we just never do

Our final away Premier League match of the season has been selected for live broadcast. The date and kick-off time for the fixture will vary depending on the club’s participation in the UEFA Europa League.

@DizzyNFFC @NFFC Let’s revisit this on the seventh.

@smarmy_dcfc @NFFC You're gunna get this treatment watching us win our third European trophy.