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@RogerJStoneJr Do the crime do the time.

Robert Mueller ordered the 6 am raid on my home by 29 heavily armed FBI Agents and perp walked my wife for CNN's cameras

@Mollyploofkins Gonna be a lot of books coming out from those women after he dies.

Trump: We have people working in the White House, young women. I would say beautiful young women.

You know who’s a perfect metaphor for the GOP? Scott Jennings. A pundit who mocks Trump with us during commercial breaks — but fawns over Trump when the camera is rolling. Brave enough to speak out… in the green room.

@MacFarlaneNews @MeidasTouch Yes. Replace the woman with the plastic face with the man with the plastic brain

Sen Thom Tillis (R-NC) says he doesn’t expect Markwayne Mullin to “repeat the mistakes” of Kristi Noem. And he says Noem was too often “winging it”

@Mattjones618 @karlykingsley @PressSec Sorry…statistically more likely

@smikema @karlykingsley @PressSec I have a master’s degree and I vote MAGA……..

Department of Education under Trump just took its 'largest' step closer to shutting down foxnews.com/media/departme…

@ksorbs Glad Tiny Dickules chimed in

Stop spreading misinformation

@EricLDaugh So we learned we need more people working at the airport and less masked people killing citizens on the streets

🚨 HOLY CRAP!! ICE has helped totally CLEAR OUT the TSA lines at Southwest Florida Airport "This morning, travelers experienced a wait time, but since I got here, the lines are moving SMOOTH." "COMPLETELY empty!" Our reporter has been inside and the place is CRAWLING with ICE and HSI 🔥 Thank you President Trump! It's all going according to plan, and travelers are grateful 🇺🇸

@atrupar “When someone a dies make sure to a post a message on the social medias saying you is glad they have a died jus like me a Donald” -Melania

i regret to inform you that Melania Trump is still trying to make "Be Best" a thing

@atrupar Melania would know, she was Ghislaine and Jeffrey’s human capital

Melania Trump: "This room is filed with extraordinary human capital"

@karlykingsley @PressSec More uneducated people = more MAGA voters

@PressSec Why would you be celebrating this

@MysterySolvents I’m surprised she has a reflection

Imagine having the platform, money, and connections, to make a real difference in the world, but then deciding to just take pictures of yourself everyday instead.

Hard to believe this isn't a Monty Python sketch

@CesspoolOnline @Timodc Kent then asked to see Mark’s micro penis but Mr Levin declined, saying it too was classified.

Mark Levin: "[On] the murder of our friend Charlie Kirk…what do you think happened there?" Joe Kent: "What I know is that there were foreign leads that we didn't get the chance to look into, that we did not thoroughly investigate." Levin: "You have a country in mind?" Kent: "No. I think we need to fully investigate the potential of any foreign nexus." Levin: "So you think a foreign country may have been involved in his assassination? Does the FBI think that?" Kent: "What I think is that we need to thoroughly investigate all the potentials…I just can't get into it because it's classified… What I saw at the National Counterterrorism Center, that was not thoroughly looked into."

@MattWalshBlog You just wish he had helped the confederacy win so you could own another person. Fits your white Christian nationalist agenda. #magacultmorons

Now that we’re putting Christopher Columbus statues back up, it’s time to resurrect the Robert E Lee monuments too. He was a great man, a leader of men, and a brilliant military tactician. My new special on the real history of the Civil War just debuted on Daily Wire:

GOP Senator Kennedy admits Trump is the reason for TSA shutdown: "He said said 'No deals with the Democrats.' We could have had TSA paid by the end of the week. But the President said 'No deal.'"

Q: Whose idea was that to put ICE at the airport? Trump: Mine. That was like the paper clip. 182 years ago, a man discovered the paper clip. It was so simple... ICE was my idea. His brain is mush.

ICE in airports sounds great, I often find myself wishing someone would shoot me in the head when I'm waiting in line at security.

@CalltoActivism You know what else has been studied for nearly a century? Nazi Germany.

🚨DELUSION: Stephen Miller claims that Donald Trump’s border policy is a "national miracle" that saved tens of thousands of American lives. “It will be studied for centuries to come.” This is a cult wrapped in propaganda and mass delusion. History will bury them all.

He’ll look the same way during his trial for human rights violations.

@BYDCompany BYD is what tesla could have been if Elon didn't pound ketamine.