TabassumSmiley Aleem

I should be able to cancel my @Sixty60_Tweets order if two or more items is out of stock. Most of the time it’s the items that made me place an order in the first place. Mxm.

Hate when I want something from my @CheckersSA app and then I have to add 5 additional things to qualify for check out and then the item I actually wanted goes Out of stock. Grrrrrr!!!!

I’m a bridesmaid at a wedding in Pretoria this weekend and I’ve spent almost 10k just to be ✨present✨ normalise eloping cos weddings are kak expensive

Overheard in a coffee shop: “your company is like a Cappuccino. Only white on top” *sips cuppa*

@Tabassumakther_ Popped up in my notifications. My name is Actually Tabassum and literally I was like What did I do…

@NatalieGov_ I think of you Everytime I read ‘I hope this mail finds you well’

@YMowzer You make my life 😅

Preparing for the aftershock🍿

@bringyourAjames I feel like this should’ve been PepperMint condition

@MazeedaKamish I am Ntabiseng.

The day in the life of my poor name. I say Mazeeda they say Nazeela then Maziena.

@BK_TheRealist Omg yesssssssssss

@smileyaleem I feel like you and your dog would be this extra

@stoneypolony Also interested in making butter

@marclottering @capetowncomedy

@smileyaleem @capetowncomedy 🙈 I’m at the Cape Town comedy club tomorrow and Saturday. One hundred per cent my mistake due to my horrific admin skills. Apologies ❤️🙏

Hey @marclottering the paper says you're going to be at the @capetowncomedy tonight but your gram says you're in the 011. Not sure if i need to book show tickets or flights?

@rasheeqoh2603 My whole heart💜

I know I said no screen time before 18 months. But sometimes I gotta eat, I gotta pee, I gotta have 2 minutes to myself... I put on Shrek and this kid is legit laughing, like canning herself 😂 so cute to watch her! I hope she enjoys all my favorites as much

@smileyaleem My. God. That sounds amazing!😭

What’s the best burger place, iyo, in Cape Town? 🍔

Stun grenades used to stop protesters from entering the high way and blocking it. @GroundUp_News #Aminextprotest

HI @SAPoliceService YOU GUYS ARE FIGHTING THE WRONG PEOPLE! WHERE IS THIS ENERGY FOR THE PERPETRATORS 🤷🏻‍♂️